One Sunshiney Morning

3 Jun 2005

Ok I know this has been done before but sod it its been a while lol

The idea is that we create a story,but so that it doesnt become a one word type thread thatll get deleted for being pants everyone has to add at least two lines to the story :small-print:
It might be worth a laugh so here we go................
One Sunshiney morning a tall leggy blonde opened her eyes to a lovely warm glow coming through her she had a stretch got out of bed then stopped :shock: as she felt something warm and almost moist starting to..............
Your turn biggrin

3 Jun 2005

trickle down her legs and a sun shiny voice ask, "hey where' re you going, I aint done yet"

3 Jun 2005

ooze between her toes. She had stood on .............

3 Jun 2005

A huge big hairy spider run up her leg, she screamed ran downstairs totally naked , forgetting she had guest staying over.....

3 Jun 2005

Sorry, rampaging hormones again surprised

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3 Jun 2005

i didnt see the something warm and almost moist bit surprised

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3 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
trickle down her legs and a sun shiny voice ask, "hey where' re you going, I aint done yet"

So she turned around took one finger and suggestively sucked on it,all the way down unitl..............

3 Jun 2005

Quote by Clare_Lincs
trickle down her legs and a sun shiny voice ask, "hey where' re you going, I aint done yet"

So she turned around took one finger and suggestively sucked on it,all the way down unitl..............
The shiny voice turned to liquid once again between her quivering legs

3 Jun 2005

she tasted the onions, chili and congealed sheep fat of last nights kebab.................

3 Jun 2005

One Sunshiney morning a tall leggy blonde opened her eyes to a lovely warm glow coming through her curtains. So she had a stretch, got out of bed then stopped :shock: as she felt something warm and almost moist starting to...
... tingle the back of her neck. Throwing back the curtains she gazed at the electricity pylons as they diminished to the distant horizon and wondered if the health news she'd heard that morning on Radio 4 was in fact true. At the same time she ventured with her hands to investigate the sensation at the back of her neck and was appalled to discover the remains of a marmite and cream cheese sandwich.
The tall, leggy blonde had no idea how the half masticated sandwich had adhered itself to her neck but upon removing the detritus from it was pleasantly surprised to find that the skin which had laid underneath was now baby soft and wrinkle free... Realising she had discovered the secret of eternal youth she wondered how she could capatalise on this discovery...
Meanwhile...

3 Jun 2005

meanwhile her faithfull labrador 'Toto the great' leared knowingly contemplating another succesful rub against the back of his mistresses neck and dreaming whimsically about the evening to come!

3 Jun 2005

Quote by WibblyWobbly
One Sunshiney morning a tall leggy blonde opened her eyes to a lovely warm glow coming through her curtains. So she had a stretch, got out of bed then stopped :shock: as she felt something warm and almost moist starting to...
... tingle the back of her neck. Throwing back the curtains she gazed at the electricity pylons as they diminished to the distant horizon and wondered if the health news she'd heard that morning on Radio 4 was in fact true. At the same time she ventured with her hands to investigate the sensation at the back of her neck and was appalled to discover the remains of a marmite and cream cheese sandwich.
The tall, leggy blonde had no idea how the half masticated sandwich had adhered itself to her neck but upon removing the detritus from it was pleasantly surprised to find that the skin which had laid underneath was now baby soft and wrinkle free... Realising she had discovered the secret of eternal youth she wondered how she could capatalise on this discovery...
Meanwhile...

...there was a knock at her bedroom door. She got a came a loud booming voice which she did not immediately recognise â€œtime for your medication now Miss Doe, please assume the position, stand with your hands against the wall on the far side of the roomâ€. Something was vaguely familiar about the voice, so deep and commanding, she could not help but do the bidding of such an authoritative voice. â€œBut why did he call me Miss Doe?â€ she thought and â€œwhere did I get this sandwich, and where am I ?â€

3 Jun 2005

Quote by Clare_Lincs
One Sunshiney morning a tall leggy blonde opened her eyes to a lovely warm glow coming through her she had a stretch got out of bed then stopped :shock: as she felt something warm and almost moist starting to..............
Your turn

creep up through her toes, the sudden realisation that she was standing in dave_notts bedroom dawned and the bark of the dogs bought her back to reality with a jolt........fuckin dog shit she thought ,as she gingerly made her way to the bathroom..........

3 Jun 2005

Ewwwwwwwwwwww Dave

3 Jun 2005

What was the dog doing in trhe bedroom anyway, they belong downstairs or outside not on / in the bed.
But now cats do, they like curling up at night and then sitting on top of you in the morning till you go and feed them, and playing the piano!

3 Jun 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
What was the dog doing in trhe bedroom anyway, they belong downstairs or outside not on / in the bed.
But now cats do, they like curling up at night and then sitting on top of you in the morning till you go and feed them, and playing the piano!

Your cat plays the piano? Or do you play the piano whilst the cat eats?

3 Jun 2005

Quote by davej

One Sunshiney morning a tall leggy blonde opened her eyes to a lovely warm glow coming through her she had a stretch got out of bed then stopped :shock: as she felt something warm and almost moist starting to..............
Your turn

creep up through her toes, the sudden realisation that she was standing in dave_notts bedroom dawned and the bark of the dogs bought her back to reality with a jolt........fuckin dog shit she thought ,as she gingerly made her way to the bathroom..........
hardly noticing Sgt Bilko slumped over the toilet with his head down the pan, wearing only stockings and stilletos...." oh christ she says this is the last time i coming to a SH munch"

3 Jun 2005

And then the sudden dawning of realisation - Bilko being sick, the strange orders from outside the door - she had somehow found herself in the SH Big Brother House. What was LB going to make her do today?

3 Jun 2005

LB stood for Lyonel Blure...and he appeared stark bollock naked in front of the other LB Leggy Blonde. Lyonel sank to his knees and puled Leggy's panties to one side then he.......