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OK... so I know I'm not a prolific thread starter, but I've just shocked myself so much that I feel the need to put pen to paper (or finger to keyboard).
I think this might fall into one of those "life changing experiences" that people are always harping on about. You know, the sort of thing that always happens to other people wink Anyway, here's what happened:
I've reached that certain age in a man's life where the hair on my head has well and truly migrated south (hence the SH forum name). So, having my shoulders resemble the shag pile in Sarge's office, but with fewer curly ones :shock: I thought it was time to take action.
Gripped with a resolve usually reserved for dodging trolleys in Asda on pension day I asked Mrs Cueball to mow my shoulders with her epilator thingy.
Now I was sure this would be a piece of cake. After all, she regularly strims her legs with it and, being a woman, she obviously has a very low pain threshold.
So there I am, stripped to the waist, shoulders bared, with hair waving in the breeze (haven't had that happen for a while :winksmile. I should have known from the glimpse of her demonic face in the mirror that there was something she hadn't told me. Nevertheless I laid myself face down on the bed and waited for the shearing to start, with visions of a svelte, hairless, younger looking Cueball rising like a Phoenix from the ravages of time.
Imagine the scene if you can. There's yours truly.... pinned to the bed by a worryingly eager Mrs Cueball.... screaming like a thing demented... feeling as if his skin's being sliced off with a rusty chainsaw. OMG!! :shock: I had no idea!! How the hell do you women stand it?
Now I've never been into the SM scene, so the pain was more than a surprise. But the most shocking part of the whole episode was..... I actually started to enjoy it! :shock: :shock:
Now I'm not rushing out to buy one of those flat pack dungeon kits from Ikea, but I am left with a burning curiosity wondering what else is out there for a fledgling masochist like me?
So, has anyone got any ideas for something gentle to ease me along in my new found quest for pain=pleasure?
Oh, where to start!!!
Well minimal outlay, clothes pegs are a good start.
But if you intend shopping, let me know!
H.x
by the way, braver than me on the hole hair pulling thing!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
i guess theres always more intimate areas to wax...................
then you can always change your name to "smoothballs"
and ice cubes, never forget the ice cubes.
H.x
and listerine !!! rub it on the shaved parts .............. it'll stop them from hurting :rascal:
:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
:twisted:
Quote by H-x
Well minimal outlay, clothes pegs are a good start.

and a lot less vicious than the nipple clamps someone in my acquaintance bought off e-bay! :shock: :scared:
cueball, why stop at your shoulders? apparently you'll learn all sorts about the whole pain thing as soon as you take them to your nether regions! lol
neil x x x ;)
Quote by cu3b4ll
So, has anyone got any ideas for something gentle to ease me along in my new found quest for pain=pleasure?

Ere ya go matey, the very thing.

innocent
Listerine I tell ya !!!
It will take your mind off the fact that you've just been shaved !!! :rascal:
:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Never thought of you as the dominant sadist type before Sam lol
McC is off to check the bathroom cabinet!
McC
cu3b4ll, you are a sick puppy in your basket now. Whilst getting in your basket dont foget its old and worn and made of wicker. Careful not to catch your anus on a stray piece, you bad dog you.
Not tried pain myself, so I will leave out any serious advice smile
Mr Tweeky
do not, i repeat DO NOT use fiery jack or ralgex rotflmao
dee and Rich xx
Quote by Rich_and_dee
do not, i repeat DO NOT use fiery jack or ralgex rotflmao
dee and Rich xx

oh i don't know? i remember the odd experiment with deep heat in my youth! redface cueball i'm sure WANTS novel experiences like that! innocent
n x x x :P
Quote by DeeCee
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
i guess theres always more intimate areas to wax...................
then you can always change your name to "smoothballs"

Too late wink
Quote by blonde
and listerine !!! rub it on the shaved parts .............. it'll stop them from hurting :rascal:
:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

smackbottom
Quote by blonde
Listerine I tell ya !!!
It will take your mind off the fact that you've just been shaved !!! :rascal:
:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Quote by twos_company
candle wax!!!!!!! smile

:wince: Sounds dodgy... might need to wait 'til I'm drunk for that one lol
Quote by neilinleeds
Well minimal outlay, clothes pegs are a good start.

and a lot less vicious than the nipple clamps someone in my acquaintance bought off e-bay! :shock: :scared:
Good advice. Thanks H-x and Neil :thumbup:
Quote by neilinleeds
cueball, why stop at your shoulders? apparently you'll learn all sorts about the whole pain thing as soon as you take them to your nether regions! :lol:

Already shaved there and I don't fancy the itchy time spent growing 'em back to try it :wink:
Quote by H-x
and ice cubes, never forget the ice cubes.
H.x

Ooooh.. another good one!
Quote by tweeky
cu3b4ll, you are a sick puppy in your basket now. Whilst getting in your basket dont foget its old and worn and made of wicker. Careful not to catch your anus on a stray piece, you bad dog you.
Not tried pain myself, so I will leave out any serious advice :)
Mr Tweeky

:shock:
Quote by Rich_and_dee
do not, i repeat DO NOT use fiery jack or ralgex rotflmao
dee and Rich xx

:thumbup:
Quote by mike48
More of a Japanese rope technique man myself :twisted:
Bound to please :twisted:

:doh:
Oh... and Sam.... Did I mention:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
So ............. how are your bits ? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by neilinleeds
and a lot less vicious than the nipple clamps someone in my acquaintance bought off e-bay! :shock: :scared:

Those clamps are vicious but I've never heard you complain about them before neil! :twisted:
Mwhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
:twisted:
I can highly recommend household pegs, the wooden ones are much better. Ball gags and riding crops are good too if you're looking to buy things.
kiss Gem. x
Quote by neilinleeds
and a lot less vicious than the nipple clamps someone in my acquaintance bought off e-bay! :shock: :scared:

and I thought it was just me being a wuss
rolleyes
Quote by blonde
So ............. how are your bits ? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I think you're enjoying this just a little too much smackbottom