OOOOOOO Sarge he he!............. Morse code thread!

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Message from Captain P. Ugwash, SH Coastguard
To: All Coastal stations
We have intercepted a message from a vessel in distress in the storms off the coast. The Morse was poor, almost unintelligible-possibly foreign crew?-but certain phrases were clear.
'Going down ' was very clear, as was 'come quick, I need you'
We immediately launched all lifeboats and called in Sea Kings from the Royal Navy.
Further messages continued to pour across the airwaves:
'Grab my rollocks Sarge, second thoughts, let's sort out the women first', brought us all to tears. What brave soul is giving up their life out there for the sake of the ladies!! What heroes!!
' Gushing down below now, keep pumping' was the next one that came in. Oh, those poor mariners.
But how brave! 'Corrie's still going ' came the next message-how calm, watching soaps at a time like this. Reminded us of the band on the Titanic playing 'Nearer My God to Thee'.
I tell you, my men didn't need motivation. We have scoured the water for these desperate souls for hour after hour. We are tired-but we won't let them down!
All went quiet -we thought we'd lost them-then:
'Everybody, urgent, go down.... Kneel in Leeds,,,,' (sort of unclear that one)...but we knew it must be a Yorkshire vessel asking their loved ones to pray for them...oh, how our eyes filled with tears.....
'Blue....Blue.....submerged in blue' -obviously too late for that one, drowning-gone by now.
We had a lucky break when we got, 'Join us on Cam , please, desperate for relief'
So, we turned all our resources to the Cornish Coast. Then,the final message,
'NO SINGLE MALES!! FOR THE LAST TIME: NO SINGLE MALES!!
So, sounds bad, looks like they are getting the women off first. Must be nearly all over for the poor sods. God, I feel so helpless. But, we'll keep searching until we have lost all hope
Send any help you can....but, I fear they are all down in Davey J's Locker!!! And nobody ever came back from down there.....
Pugwash

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Quote by agricola
Message from Captain P. Ugwash, SH Coastguard
To: All Coastal stations
We have intercepted a message from a vessel in distress in the storms off the coast. The Morse was poor, almost unintelligible-possibly foreign crew?-but certain phrases were clear.
'Going down ' was very clear, as was 'come quick, I need you'
We immediately launched all lifeboats and called in Sea Kings from the Royal Navy.
Further messages continued to pour across the airwaves:
'Grab my rollocks Sarge, second thoughts, let's sort out the women first', brought us all to tears. What brave soul is giving up their life out there for the sake of the ladies!! What heroes!!
' Gushing down below now, keep pumping' was the next one that came in. Oh, those poor mariners.
But how brave! 'Corrie's still going ' came the next message-how calm, watching soaps at a time like this. Reminded us of the band on the Titanic playing 'Nearer My God to Thee'.
I tell you, my men didn't need motivation. We have scoured the water for these desperate souls for hour after hour. We are tired-but we won't let them down!
All went quiet -we thought we'd lost them-then:
'Everybody, urgent, go down.... Kneel in Leeds,,,,' (sort of unclear that one)...but we knew it must be a Yorkshire vessel asking their loved ones to pray for them...oh, how our eyes filled with tears.....
'Blue....Blue.....submerged in blue' -obviously too late for that one, drowning-gone by now.
We had a lucky break when we got, 'Join us on Cam , please, desperate for relief'
So, we turned all our resources to the Cornish Coast. Then,the final message,
'NO SINGLE MALES!! FOR THE LAST TIME: NO SINGLE MALES!!
So, sounds bad, looks like they are getting the women off first. Must be nearly all over for the poor sods. God, I feel so helpless. But, we'll keep searching until we have lost all hope
Send any help you can....but, I fear they are all down in Davey J's Locker!!! And nobody ever came back from down there.....
Pugwash

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Message from Captain P. Ugwash, SH Coastguard
To: All Coastal stations
We have intercepted a message from a vessel in distress in the storms off the coast. The Morse was poor, almost unintelligible-possibly foreign crew?-but certain phrases were clear.
'Going down ' was very clear, as was 'come quick, I need you'
We immediately launched all lifeboats and called in Sea Kings from the Royal Navy.
Further messages continued to pour across the airwaves:
'Grab my rollocks Sarge, second thoughts, let's sort out the women first', brought us all to tears. What brave soul is giving up their life out there for the sake of the ladies!! What heroes!!
' Gushing down below now, keep pumping' was the next one that came in. Oh, those poor mariners.
But how brave! 'Corrie's still going ' came the next message-how calm, watching soaps at a time like this. Reminded us of the band on the Titanic playing 'Nearer My God to Thee'.
I tell you, my men didn't need motivation. We have scoured the water for these desperate souls for hour after hour. We are tired-but we won't let them down!
All went quiet -we thought we'd lost them-then:
'Everybody, urgent, go down.... Kneel in Leeds,,,,' (sort of unclear that one)...but we knew it must be a Yorkshire vessel asking their loved ones to pray for them...oh, how our eyes filled with tears.....
'Blue....Blue.....submerged in blue' -obviously too late for that one, drowning-gone by now.
We had a lucky break when we got, 'Join us on Cam , please, desperate for relief'
So, we turned all our resources to the Cornish Coast. Then,the final message,
'NO SINGLE MALES!! FOR THE LAST TIME: NO SINGLE MALES!!
So, sounds bad, looks like they are getting the women off first. Must be nearly all over for the poor sods. God, I feel so helpless. But, we'll keep searching until we have lost all hope
Send any help you can....but, I fear they are all down in Davey J's Locker!!! And nobody ever came back from down there.....
Pugwash

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Bloody hell I though I had loads of time on my hands.
I stand well and truly I awe of the utter shite and bollox that I have just not read.
BTW did you know that morse is no longer used.
(cept on here that is)

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Ok OK how do I do this?
All this punctuation is getting is getting :shock: :shock:
What is:- Full stop. Full stop. Full stop. Full stop. Hyphen. Hyphen. Hyphen. Full stop. Full stop. Full stop. Forward stroke. Full stop. Full stop. Full stop. Hyphen. Hyphen. Hyphen.
Suppose to mean : :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

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