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lol :lol: :lol:
ermmm.......lots :shock:
Have to admit, I did do the 'go away and do not post a reply on gut reaction' thing today, which is good, right? :shock:
I'm trying to be all pink and fluffy - but to be honest Lissa its just not me :lol:
i say what i think, others either like it or lump it i'm afraid - but today I'm 'mellow' and havemade a concious effort to be nice to everyone. And yeah, so far I've even surprised myself! :lol:
so, come on noobs and lurkers - a little more input into the thread wouldnt go amiss - here's ya chance! :lol: Dark & Lissa want to say Hi and think happy thoughts :shock: :lol:
you dont need to come on and rant (subtle hint) - just an intro, and hello or whatever! I dunno, its an open invitation & no one wants to take us up on it! rolleyes
ok girlys i never did this so ill do it now
wave hi everyone we are gen cpl from yorkshire, hes got a WICKED sense of humour there is never a dull moment with him around lol
and im just a sex crazed bbw that (just like you dark and girl NEVER change wink) says what she thinks some people like it on me some people dont.
we are crazy, fun loving and up for anything and everthing
kiss
hows that then girls!!!!
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and im just a sex crazed bbw that (just like you dark and girl NEVER change wink)

has someone been talking about me?????? blink
sex crazed? now, who's been putting ideas in ya head luv? rolleyes :twisted:
oh - and Hello! wave Welcome to SH ! lol
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Cracking Thread Lissa!!!
Come on in any lurkers/newbies it's nice and friendly in here wink

it would be, if they'd stop hiding and come out to play! :twisted: lol
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Cracking Thread Lissa!!!
Come on in any lurkers/newbies it's nice and friendly in here wink

Thank you, Steph biggrin
Just proving that I CAN be nice when the mood takes me :wink:
Just wish a few more newbies and lurkers would take the plunge and jump in. :cry:
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As for the chat room, I don't know hun. I went in there a couple of times after the takeover and ran away screaming and mouthing obscenities..................
Well that was your fundamental mistake Lissa. After careful observation it’s clear that you are supposed to stay in the room and scream and shout obscenities.
:evil2:
by the way does my bum look big in this?

So I'm not supposed to try and be polite then?
:cheers: Yes Byron you are, this was just my poor attempt at sarcasm. For every nice polite person in the room there also seems to be a loud obnoxious twat. Unfortunately as always, the loudmouths spoil it for the rest. Please keep being polite and respectful and maybe the twats will just get fed up and go.
Hello and good evening to all, this is lovely and calm and all zen.....................just not used to it :shock:
Hiya Mark! biggrin
seems there's not many of us online tonight (probably have much better things to do rolleyes ), so, it's either in here or over to the GFZ for a beer?
whaddya say? lol
ime cruzin tonight, as normal cruzin in an out of conscouness confused
an my spellins fecked lol
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ime cruzin tonight, as normal cruzin in an out of conscouness confused
an my spellins fecked lol

oh yeah, another half bottle of JD an I'll probably be joining you! :lol:
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oh yeah, another half bottle of JD an I'll probably be joining you! lol

Did some one say JD :shock: yes my favourite hope you don't mind me nipping in Lissa only its getting too much in GFZ every bugger has my avatar so I don't know which are my posts it looks much more cosy in here smile
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we are being nice to each other..................:
biggrin :D :D

may i suggest that Lissa be certified for keeping it up for more than nine hours wink smile :)
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oh yeah, another half bottle of JD an I'll probably be joining you! lol

Did some one say JD :shock: yes my favourite hope you don't mind me nipping in Lissa only its getting too much in GFZ every bugger has my avatar so I don't know which are my posts it looks much more cosy in here smile
hey we have your avatar on every post we ever made.............
i've only just realised that :)
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we are being nice to each other..................:
biggrin :D :D

may i suggest that Lissa be certified for keeping it up for more than nine hours wink smile :)
It's more than 12 hours! :shock:
I've even amazed myself :D :D :D
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oh yeah, another half bottle of JD an I'll probably be joining you! lol

Did some one say JD :shock: yes my favourite hope you don't mind me nipping in Lissa only its getting too much in GFZ every bugger has my avatar so I don't know which are my posts it looks much more cosy in here smile
iv changed mine back now hun you can carry on perving at me boobs :lol:
my eyes were hurting with all them sheds :lol:
Hells tits! Whats going on here?
7 thousand billion members, some of which have to be noobs. Loads complain about being flamed and when Lissa here posts a lurvely new thread being all nice and such, nobody ('cept regs) responds?
Maybe they think that there's a trap being set?
Nice thread though Lissa xx.
:yinyang:
there is no trap luv, just folk wanting to get to know some of the 'newbies' and people who perhaps dont post as much as they could.
hiya by the way!
Hi SweetandSour biggrin
Thanks for the compliment. Darkfire and I have been trying really hard today to get a few new/shy people posting, and some have taken up the challenge. I think I might try to keep this up for a while......................maybe a few more newbies will see that this is for real then and start to respond :D
You know..there's so much warmth oooozing out of this computer screen that the living room is turning into a virtual sauna.
Seriously though, there was so much crap flying around just before and during the changeover, that this is a real welcome. Thanks for taking the time Lissa and Dark - we're sure it'll pay dividends.
xx :yinyang:
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As for the chat room, I don't know hun. I went in there a couple of times after the takeover and ran away screaming and mouthing obscenities..................
Well that was your fundamental mistake Lissa. After careful observation it’s clear that you are supposed to stay in the room and scream and shout obscenities.
:evil2:
by the way does my bum look big in this?

So I'm not supposed to try and be polite then?
:cheers: Yes Byron you are, this was just my poor attempt at sarcasm. For every nice polite person in the room there also seems to be a loud obnoxious twat. Unfortunately as always, the loudmouths spoil it for the rest. Please keep being polite and respectful and maybe the twats will just get fed up and go.
I try to be nice and respectful, unfortunately when all you get is people shouting a/s/l at you, it gets a bit annoying after a while. confused
But at least there are a few nice people using it and the ones behaving like arses have only themselves to blame if people aren't interested in them
Hi,
Mr Bolkajo here, Mrs Bolkajo was here but is now asleep, Like to just say BIG "HI" wave to everyone and thanks to Lissa or the thread.
We don't particpate much but are addicted to the Forum and it;s menbers and at this time like to thank everybody for their good natured banter and discussion, whether there are argueble or not.
We are both from the Manchester area and have been to clubs Cupids hump being the main one a few times and have often wondered if we have spoke or met members off the forum. ( actually know of a couple members but will catch up with them next time at th club)
Mrs B is 39yrs and is Bi and enjoys the chances (when kids not around) we get to have fun. Mr B is a 42 yrs straight male but is happy with everything that involves everbody else being happy. I am yet to put a pic of myself in the picture album, but Mrs B is there and happy 69position .
Anyway enough of my ramblings and just a big :wave: to all forum members and thanks again smile
:welcome: Hi bolkajo15! :welcome:
hi Bolkajo15 :welcome: to the cafe
be warned though now you have started to post here you will become addicted biggrin
just glad its a good addiction :D :D
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:welcome: Hi bolkajo15! :welcome:

Hi, Byron
And thanks for the warm welcome :happy: :happy: :happy:
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hi Bolkajo15 :welcome: to the cafe
be warned though now you have started to post here you will become addicted biggrin
just glad its a good addiction :D :D

and thank you Lovejoy
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Hiya Bolkajo biggrin
nice ass :twisted:
sorry - I'll start again redface
Hiya Mr Bolkajo :D (and Mrs Bolkajo :D )
nice post & introducation hun! wasnt too hard to come say hello was it?
and yes, it is very addictive - so no fighting over the pc now!
it is highly likely that you've 'bumped into' at least a few of us before (not me though, unless ya have a dog bite scar on your thigh? lol :lol: :lol: )
only kiddin wink . Welcome! :wink:
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Hiya Bolkajo biggrin
nice ass :twisted:
sorry - I'll start again redface
Hiya Mr Bolkajo :D (and Mrs Bolkajo :D )
nice post & introducation hun! wasnt too hard to come say hello was it?
and yes, it is very addictive - so no fighting over the pc now!
it is highly likely that you've 'bumped into' at least a few of us before (not me though, unless ya have a dog bite scar on your thigh? lol :lol: :lol: )
only kiddin wink . Welcome! :wink:

:D :D :D
Hi Darkfire,
No it wasn't hard (excuse the pun)to say hello, but it's just as much fun watching people be happy and enjoying themselves without the actual particpation.
But now i have made the jump i'm very :happy: :happy: :happy: to meet you all
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You know..there's so much warmth oooozing out of this computer screen that the living room is turning into a virtual sauna.
Seriously though, there was so much crap flying around just before and during the changeover, that this is a real welcome. Thanks for taking the time Lissa and Dark - we're sure it'll pay dividends.
xx :yinyang:

Oooooo, ello biggrin , just noticed your location too! (bit slow on the uptake is Dark rolleyes lol )
think its safe to say the takeover has happend, its done, so, we either get on with it and start picking up the pieces or just give up the ghost altogether, yes?
so, Hiya Neighbour wink :D
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Hi Darkfire,
No it wasn't hard (excuse the pun)to say hello, but it's just as much fun watching people be happy and enjoying themselves without the actual now i have made the jump i'm very :happy: :happy: :happy: to meet you all

totally agree with that one luv!
have you seen the newbie socials thread that's been running? any plans to maybe come to one? or are you more club-based so to speak?
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Hi Darkfire,
No it wasn't hard (excuse the pun)to say hello, but it's just as much fun watching people be happy and enjoying themselves without the actual now i have made the jump i'm very :happy: :happy: :happy: to meet you all

totally agree with that one luv!
have you seen the newbie socials thread that's been running? any plans to maybe come to one? or are you more club-based so to speak?
Not to sure which one it is, but we wanted to try one (but need babysitters conformation and no hiccups to attend) a few times. But at the moment we feel we are probably more club bases due to circumstances rolleyes :roll:
But i suppose if we have enough notification there should be no reason why we can't make at least one of them wink
So we'll keep our sillyhwoar: out for them in future :wink: