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A lady friend of mine has told me that I have an oral exam on Tuesday afternoon but I feel totally unprepared. Anyone got some tips to help me pass?
learn how to breathe thru your ears. Quick
lol
But it's Saturday. I've got no chance. Especially as I''ve just been told there's a written as well.
R U taking your driving test ???
Good luck kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Driving test? I wish it was going to be that easy, but she's an exacting woman that accepts nothing less than perfection. Snorkels are no good.
u wanna bet :twisted:
she wont be expecting it!!!
Quote by redpantherman
u wanna bet :twisted:
she wont be expecting it!!!

It's too late.... she's already had it and is expecting a bit more. I'm thinking Vax nozzle with clingfilm but even then it's a bit unpredicable as she's an experienced type.
Quote by delsutton
u wanna bet :twisted:
she wont be expecting it!!!

It's too late.... she's already had it and is expecting a bit more. I'm thinking Vax nozzle with clingfilm but even then it's a bit unpredicable as she's an experienced type.
if she's unpredicable then the tire iron will come in handy!
Quote by redpantherman
u wanna bet :twisted:
she wont be expecting it!!!

It's too late.... she's already had it and is expecting a bit more. I'm thinking Vax nozzle with clingfilm but even then it's a bit unpredicable as she's an experienced type.
if she's unpredicable then the tire iron will come in handy!
OK, that's a new one on me... what the F*** is a tire iron?
Quote by delsutton
u wanna bet :twisted:
she wont be expecting it!!!

It's too late.... she's already had it and is expecting a bit more. I'm thinking Vax nozzle with clingfilm but even then it's a bit unpredicable as she's an experienced type.
if she's unpredicable then the tire iron will come in handy!
OK, that's a new one on me... what the F*** is a tire iron?
Unless I am mistaken its the device used to remove car tyres from the car wheel.
Mr Tweeky
Lets get this right.... she experienced, good looking, tried most things and gets her own way when she wants yeah?? Accepts nothing but perfection and its this Saturday??
ARE you seeing my wife lol........
If you really want to surprise her, make it a day she never forgets wait till an hour before your due to show up then ring and dump her........ Nahh maybe not lol..
Mike xx
Quote by mdr2000
Lets get this right.... she experienced, good looking, tried most things and gets her own way when she wants yeah?? Accepts nothing but perfection and its this Saturday??
ARE you seeing my wife lol........
If you really want to surprise her, make it a day she never forgets wait till an hour before your due to show up then ring and dump her........ Nahh maybe not lol..
Mike xx

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Quote by oralgift
I luv eating pussy, any girl whos in southeast who wld like lots of oral attention please get in touch lol . hope it went well for you .

Eloquence is indeed a dying art...... smile
hope i dint offend with my previous comments .
I was tempted to tell you about my oral exam about a month ago. Well, I can resist anything except temptation so here it is.
My dentist prescribed a most unpleasant drug.
Mollie x x x