Oral Sex and Farting

10 Dec 2005

Hi Guys, please forgive me, I'm in a weird mood today..... redface

But I was wondering.....when I was still a virgin and hadn't done anything at all I kept worrying about what I would do if I needed to fart and someone wanted to give me oral.
But in my experience now, even if I do need to fart it just goes away when I spread my legs and get ready to receive oral.
So have other women and I suppose men found this? Or do you just let rip when the guy or woman is down there?
Sorry if its already been done...I couldn't recall anything...but then I am going mad in my old age biggrin

10 Dec 2005

:shock: :shock: :shock:
OMG !!! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

10 Dec 2005

10 Dec 2005

LoL sorry Blonde......I DID say I was in a strange mood..... wink

10 Dec 2005

:laughabove: @ Colts
I've heard that letting out a silent one and blaming it on the cat is a popular excuse innocent

10 Dec 2005

Helen :shock:
have you been taking something maybe we should know about?

10 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Helen :shock:
have you been taking something maybe we should know about?

pmsl No hun, but it's just something that's been on my mind for a while....the phenomenon of not farting during oral when secretly you really need to..... lol

10 Dec 2005

i have to admit i don't fart but....
sleazy was once down on a woman, she was on all fours and he had his face behind her, and she just farted in his face :giggle:
he's gunna kill me for that

10 Dec 2005

Quote by dirtytwo
Do fanny farts count?

no cause u can't control them ops:

10 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
i have to admit i don't fart but....
sleazy was once down on a woman, she was on all fours and he had his face behind her, and she just farted in his face :giggle:
he's gunna kill me for that

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

10 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
i have to admit i don't fart but....
sleazy was once down on a woman, she was on all fours and he had his face behind her, and she just farted in his face :giggle:
he's gunna kill me for that

pmsl...so what did he do? Did he ignore it or say something?

10 Dec 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
i have to admit i don't fart but....
sleazy was once down on a woman, she was on all fours and he had his face behind her, and she just farted in his face :giggle:
he's gunna kill me for that

pmsl...so what did he do? Did he ignore it or say something?
well she just carried on like nothing had happened, he got up and walked off

10 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
i have to admit i don't fart but....
sleazy was once down on a woman, she was on all fours and he had his face behind her, and she just farted in his face :giggle:
he's gunna kill me for that

pmsl...so what did he do? Did he ignore it or say something?
well she just carried on like nothing had happened, he got up and walked off
Did he go outside for a breath of fresh air ???? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

10 Dec 2005

Quote by blonde
Did he go outside for a breath of fresh air ???? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

it was so funny i couldn't carry on for laughing :giggle:
he just went downstairs 4 a drink

10 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1

Did he go outside for a breath of fresh air ???? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

it was so funny i couldn't carry on for laughing :giggle:
he just went downstairs 4 a drink
Bless him....
Tell him if he wants to repeat the experience I might be able to squeeze one out :twisted:
LoL...that was a JOKE by the way..... wink

10 Dec 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen

Did he go outside for a breath of fresh air ???? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

it was so funny i couldn't carry on for laughing :giggle:
he just went downstairs 4 a drink
Bless him....
Tell him if he wants to repeat the experience I might be able to squeeze one out :twisted:
LoL...that was a JOKE by the way..... wink

dirty cow :lol2:

10 Dec 2005

Ewwwwwwwwwww Deamerhelen..............................really. :shock: :shock: :shock:

10 Dec 2005

Quote by erospartnership
I was at a party the other week and this couple hooked up, she was busy in his lap and he farted, she just giggled and said you dirty bugger and continued on her job...........I personally though wow I didn't think you could get away with that...but I suppose it take all types.

i would have bit his cock off :shock:

10 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
I was at a party the other week and this couple hooked up, she was busy in his lap and he farted, she just giggled and said you dirty bugger and continued on her job...........I personally though wow I didn't think you could get away with that...but I suppose it take all types.

i would have bit his cock off :shock:
:shock: :shock: How scary are you!!! :shock: :shock:
I wouldn't have been impressed in the slightest but I probably would have just stopped, given him a look of disgust and left him to finish himself off rolleyes

It does remind me of a guy I went out with as a teenager though, he used to fart as he came every time :giggle: No idea how I kept my face straight at the time, but I remember a girly gossip session one time and I told that little story and my friend said "omg I didn't know you'd shagged xxxxxxx!" rotflmao

10 Dec 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
I was at a party the other week and this couple hooked up, she was busy in his lap and he farted, she just giggled and said you dirty bugger and continued on her job...........I personally though wow I didn't think you could get away with that...but I suppose it take all types.

i would have bit his cock off :shock:
:shock: :shock: How scary are you!!! :shock: :shock:
now you know thats not true :shock:

10 Dec 2005

I was having a good old 69'r with a lady and we were very much enjoying ourselves when I saw her little ring pucker up and the fastest gush of wind hit me straight in the eyes. :shock:
Obviously I was in shock but she didnt even skip a beat I think she thought she had got away with it. She only stopped when I burst out laughing and she turbed around and asked "WHAT"
lol

:lol: :lol:

10 Dec 2005

Quote by mattyduk
I was having a good old 69'r with a lady and we were very much enjoying ourselves when I saw her little ring pucker up and the fastest gush of wind hit me straight in the eyes. :shock:
Obviously I was in shock but she didnt even skip a beat I think she thought she had got away with it. She only stopped when I burst out laughing and she turbed around and asked "WHAT"
:lol: :lol:

so did you tell her?

10 Dec 2005

When I stopped laughing and wiped the tears from my eyes.(from laughing not the fart) Yes I did. She was totally gutted and very embarassed. I was like dont be embarassed we have done worse things than that to each other. lol

:lol:

10 Dec 2005

ANYONE KNOW A GOOD DIVORCE LAWYER ?????
I THOUGHT I WOULD GET MY WIFE ONE FOR XMAS mad

10 Dec 2005

Quote by sleazy
ANYONE KNOW A GOOD DIVORCE LAWYER ?????
I THOUGHT I WOULD GET MY WIFE ONE FOR XMAS

NO NO NO Sleazy.............. you get her thebad lawyer .............. keep the good one for yerself :thumbup: :grin:

10 Dec 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
ANYONE KNOW A GOOD DIVORCE LAWYER ?????
I THOUGHT I WOULD GET MY WIFE ONE FOR XMAS

NO NO NO Sleazy.............. you get her thebad lawyer .............. keep the good one for yerself :thumbup: :grin:
OH yeah :never thought of that

10 Dec 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
Hi Guys, please forgive me, I'm in a weird mood today.....
But I was wondering.....when I was still a virgin and hadn't done anything at all I kept worrying about what I would do if I needed to fart and someone wanted to give me oral.

Bloody hell DH .... who you been talking too surprised

ops:
I sadly am guilty and have to starve myself on the day so my bum behaves itself and there are loads of food types I have to avoid .... think the worst one was when I ate spinach once and I did more than fart while my lover was busy pleasuring me.
Actually after the initial shock he was roaring with laughter cause I was so embarrassed. I was red as a beetroot and apologising like mad.
He said italmost made it worth it to see me blushing as it was a novelty for him ... cheeky bugger.
DD .... well thats just ruined my chances of oral sex on this site now innocent

10 Dec 2005

pmsl I'm loving the responses this thread has gotten.....
You lot crack me up..... wink

10 Dec 2005

Im sat here pissing myself...lol will admit tho i have need to umm take a number 2 while receiving oral redface

and well faked a O just to make him happy then made my excuses and went to the loo lol
But im guilty as charged however havent done it for awhile...i tend to warn the other person first surprised

ops: ....ask them to kindly stop cuddle me then when comfortable off we go again....
:oops: well it is only polite... :twisted:

10 Dec 2005

Quote by sleazy
ANYONE KNOW A GOOD DIVORCE LAWYER ?????
I THOUGHT I WOULD GET MY WIFE ONE FOR XMAS

do you normally spend that much at xmas lol