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Sex God
Don't mean to be a killjoy, but have you considered that distracting a driver's attention at motorway speeds could result in rather a lot of overtime for the mortuary staff?
Sex God
I would, but how can I drive with just one hand on the wheel?
John
John
Sex God
Quote by hornycouple76
It was .no-one else on the road and don't tell me you wouldn't be looking across if that was happening next to you.
Hell YES I would look! :twisted: That's my point.
Sex God
It's OK Ice, they wanted you to look.
Still that 40' rig, those great big wheels turning. The sound of that throbbing Diesel Engine.
I know what I'd rather be doing.
John
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Still that 40' rig, those great big wheels turning. The sound of that throbbing Diesel Engine.
I know what I'd rather be doing.
John
xx
Orgasminator
I know you want fun but wasn't that rather irresponisble? Even if there were no other cars on the road, distracting a driver of such a vehicle in motion is asking for trouble.
I was in a coach once which almost crashed into the central barriers after the driver got distracted by a couple who pulled a similar stunt.
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I was in a coach once which almost crashed into the central barriers after the driver got distracted by a couple who pulled a similar stunt.
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Sex God
I think we've been down this road before 
Sex God
Good one Steph.
Must remember that if I ever get in that situation.
John
Must remember that if I ever get in that situation.
John
Once was receiving a RATHER nice BJ while driving and as we pulled up to a set of traffic lights, marked Police car pulled up beside us :shock:
Not sure if Fee realised that my hand on her head was keeping her from being caught or what!!!
Policeman smiles over (they're like that in Glasgow)
I smile back, through gritted teeth sayin "For F*cks sake stay down"
Lights change, Police car drives off, I drive slower, and Fee finishes off like a true star without flinching
God I love that woman
the Laird
xx
Not sure if Fee realised that my hand on her head was keeping her from being caught or what!!!
Policeman smiles over (they're like that in Glasgow)
I smile back, through gritted teeth sayin "For F*cks sake stay down"
Lights change, Police car drives off, I drive slower, and Fee finishes off like a true star without flinching
God I love that woman
the Laird
xx
Sexlightened
Tool has been known to finger me while driving down country lanes at some ridiculous speed. I'm not usually interested enough to look at the speedo at the time. 
Come to think of it I'm not sure I've ever returned the favour and given him a BJ on the move. Must remedy that.
Come to think of it I'm not sure I've ever returned the favour and given him a BJ on the move. Must remedy that.
Quote by GenHertsCpl
I think we've been down this road before
Yes we have. More than once.
I would just like to clarify something if I may.
You will hear/see me commenting from time to time about the "sights" from my cab. More so now the warmer weather is on the way !!
I did PM someone some months ago about what to watch for in a truck driver's behaviour if they were "flashing" or "showing" but can't find it in my sentbox now.
While it's true that modern trucks virtually drive themselves these days, we still need to be concerned with "the safety aspect" I have an electronic clutch, intelligent cruise control, a very effective engine brake, ABS and discs all round. All of which means the job is nowhere near as "hard" as it used to be, so the longer hits can get a monotonous and a little distraction can be a good thing.
I do things in the cab while driving (that I'm not going to post here) that may well turn your hair grey, unless you were sat at the side of me, to see how little it actually affects my driving or concentration.
I'm all in favour of a little flash as you go by, and maybe even, stay with me for a while but I wouldn't want to have you "put on a show" for me, or any other driver. A quick glancedown into your car takes my eyes off the road for less time than doing a full near side mirror check. Sitting at 55 watching a show is a completely different kettle of fish, and to be brutally honest the sight of the back of your head, bobbing up and down in the drivers crotch ('cos that's all I would see) doesn't really do a great deal for me. Personally.
I'm not saying don't do it. What I'm saying is - don't do it for me, and I would say don't do it for any truck driver.
From a purely selfish point of view, it's been my experience that truck drivers very rarely walk away from accidents these days.
I'm fairly sure the more eloquent and the more safety conscious than me, will be along shortly; but until then . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . roll on the warm weather, short skirts, low tops and rag top cars
Orgasminator
Well balanced and nicely put dambuster.
Just a note:
Neither do passengers in cars.
Just a note:
Quote by dambuster
I'm fairly sure the more eloquent and the more safety conscious than me, will be along shortly; but until then . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . roll on the warm weather, short skirts, low tops and rag top cars
Neither do passengers in cars.
Orgasminator
I agree with most of what has been written here, distraction is a major contribution to road traffic accidents.
What imo you should have done was indicated to the lorry driver to pull over & rather than put on the show whilst driving, peform it in the safety of a layby - you never know you could have always had a 3rd party paticipation
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
What imo you should have done was indicated to the lorry driver to pull over & rather than put on the show whilst driving, peform it in the safety of a layby - you never know you could have always had a 3rd party paticipation
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Sex God
A man I knew slightly, a normally conscientious and careful driver, was driving along an English motorway about five years ago, and took his eyes off the road for what was later measured to be less than two seconds, to pick something out of the pocket of his jacket which was on the passenger seat beside him. In those seconds his car collided with another car. The two cars careered across the carriageway, locked together, crashed through the crash barrier, into oncoming traffic, and killed three people in two oncoming cars, including a young couple where the woman was pregnant. He was uninjured, later spent six months in jail, and lost his job. Please drivers,think before you take your eyes off the road for any reason at all.
Mike.
Mike.
Sex God
As Mrs GHC has said we've been down this road before.
As I said before if you want to put on a show for the truck drivers, pull into a service station or lay by, park up safely in the lorry park
And then do your show or what ever.................. the overnight lorry drivers will just love to watch,
As I said before if you want to put on a show for the truck drivers, pull into a service station or lay by, park up safely in the lorry park
And then do your show or what ever.................. the overnight lorry drivers will just love to watch,
Warming the Bed
here's an even worse one for u!
ten years ago i was driving my cabrio car with my (now ex) gf.
while driving she unzipped my pants and started giving me a very good wank an bj.
i was driving to heaven when the police stopped us and asked me to get off the car.
i was unzipped with my cock out!!
fortunately i had a very big shirt out of my pants that covered me. i reached the police with my (covered) cock still hanging!!
the gave me ticket for speeding....only......
ten years ago i was driving my cabrio car with my (now ex) gf.
while driving she unzipped my pants and started giving me a very good wank an bj.
i was driving to heaven when the police stopped us and asked me to get off the car.
i was unzipped with my cock out!!
fortunately i had a very big shirt out of my pants that covered me. i reached the police with my (covered) cock still hanging!!
the gave me ticket for speeding....only......
Before we were married we 'd had a 'meet the parents evening' and had all enjoyed a pleasent meal in town . It was arranged that we'd all meet back at home for drinkies to finish the evening off . We were in seperate cars and we drove off in front . Commenting the evening and gone well and S feeling particulary randy whips my cock out and proceeds to give one of the most energetic blow jobs ever 
. Bearing in mind both sets of parents were in the car behind us they caught us up at the traffic lights . The headlights filled the car as Saras head bobbed up and down . Anyway this continued all the way home , Sara easing off as i was about to come as she wanted f***ing later . We all pulled up at home together and as both cars emptied i was left trying to get a bone hard errection back into tight jeans 
. It was the 80's.
. Bearing in mind both sets of parents were in the car behind us they caught us up at the traffic lights . The headlights filled the car as Saras head bobbed up and down . Anyway this continued all the way home , Sara easing off as i was about to come as she wanted f***ing later . We all pulled up at home together and as both cars emptied i was left trying to get a bone hard errection back into tight jeans . It was the 80's. As I am quite new to the forum I was not aware that this has been done before, so apologies if this covers old ground. But I for one am fairly agahast that anyone would think this acceptable -irrespective of time of night of any number of other excuses it soooo selfish and flies in the face of 'consent'!
Sexual activitly while driving should be a real no no -right up there with drink driving. It might be a thrill to you because of the risks involved, but your risk is potentialy someone elses danger. You get the thrill when it works out, but.......
If someone else was injured or killed as a result of you doing this how would you feel? How would it affect your sex life, your relationships with people and others relationships with you?
sorry... rant over :uhoh:
Sexual activitly while driving should be a real no no -right up there with drink driving. It might be a thrill to you because of the risks involved, but your risk is potentialy someone elses danger. You get the thrill when it works out, but.......
If someone else was injured or killed as a result of you doing this how would you feel? How would it affect your sex life, your relationships with people and others relationships with you?
sorry... rant over :uhoh:
Quote by hornycouple76
with regards to dangerous driving...we weren't the ones dangerous ]
You were driving with the interior light on, by the position you describe I doubt you were wearing a seatbelt, the driver WAS distracted and in a highly sexual state and was using one of his hands to adjust your underwear.
In a day and age when talking on a mobile phone or eating an apple while driving is an offence - what you were doing would be considered dangerous driving and your partner was putting himself at the risk of a custodial sentence if caught. I doubt any police authority or court would view it differently. Not getting caught or causing an accident does not mean an offence was not committed.
Ask yourself why is it thrilling, what turns you on about sex while driving. In part at least it must be the thrill of the risks and danger involved. Who's risk? Who's danger? QED -think about it.
I am glad you posted your experience because it might end up having saved your life or the life of others.
Warming the Bed
my other half loves to give the wagon and van drivers a fash on the M way .We try not to distact them to much we cruze past with lots o tit and stockings on show and are gone a few seconds later ! sue loves it when she gets an appeciative flash of the lights as we pass. we are of to a meet in botton tonight so some lucky guys are going to get an eye full :twisted:
:twisted: Quote by maxnsue
my other half loves to give the wagon and van drivers a fash on the M way .We try not to distact them to much we cruze past with lots o tit and stockings on show and are gone a few seconds later ! sue loves it when she gets an appeciative flash of the lights as we pass. we are of to a meet in botton tonight so some lucky guys are going to get an eye full
Sorry to be a kill joy, but it is canny irresponsible when you think of it. Just takes a quick lapse in concentration and thats it - a major pile up.
