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I have just spent hours in hospital........having a circimcision :kick: :kick:
Its blue, purple, swollen.......reminds of a footballers wife
Complication is; Im diabetic and the canular sites from my previous stay in hospital STILL havent healed properly. How long is my willy gonna take to heal????
How bout you guys? Is there anyone out there who's had it done whilst in adulthood?
I was told i dont need salt baths as regular ones will do, but im sceptical as to whether or not, ill be fit for my hols in May
PS; when i told the missus i was having it done she said "OH NO! ill have to go without for a month..........!!!!..........but you can still use your tongue right??
:shock: thanks for the sympathy
Im gonna send a pic to Reese to post for me, so you can all see how small *cough* erm i mean sore my willy is
Anyone want to kiss it better??
Unless there are any further complications, then you should be O.K by May. Just keep it clean.
Quote by BradfordCpl
I have just spent hours in hospital........having a circimcision :kick: :kick:
Its blue, purple, swollen.......reminds of a footballers wife
Complication is; Im diabetic and the canular sites from my previous stay in hospital STILL havent healed properly. How long is my willy gonna take to heal????
How bout you guys? Is there anyone out there who's had it done whilst in adulthood?
I was told i dont need salt baths as regular ones will do, but im sceptical as to whether or not, ill be fit for my hols in May

Naturally you didn't think to ask your doctor this? rolleyes
Of course not, he's the one qualified to tell you, isn't he?
Are we to assume you had a circumcision?
Oooh, send the pic, send the pic!
Unfortunately, Reese is away at quiz, right now.
(You should know that. You've been here long enough to know Thursday nights are quiz nights rolleyes)
BTW - was it cosmetic or medical? Yes, I do need to know.
Ohhhhhh, Im so sorry ..............................................................................for your missus, how on earth could you do that to her?????
No seriously hope it heals soon and you can be back in action
kiss
My other half had it done as a wee boy. Just hang in there though, I'd say its a good thing - Personally I prefer the 'cut cock'... can't seem to get enough of them
blast
(although I wouldn't turn any cock down without a good inspection first)
Quote by Sexy Swingers
Personally I prefer the 'cut cock'... can't seem to get enough of them
blast
(although I wouldn't turn any cock down without a good inspection first)

Ditto to that, hun.
Quote by freckledbird
I have just spent hours in hospital........having a circimcision :kick: :kick:
Its blue, purple, swollen.......reminds of a footballers wife
Complication is; Im diabetic and the canular sites from my previous stay in hospital STILL havent healed properly. How long is my willy gonna take to heal????
How bout you guys? Is there anyone out there who's had it done whilst in adulthood?
I was told i dont need salt baths as regular ones will do, but im sceptical as to whether or not, ill be fit for my hols in May

Naturally you didn't think to ask your doctor this? rolleyes
Of course not, he's the one qualified to tell you, isn't he?
Are we to assume you had a circumcision?
Yeah i sure did (im still watery eyed), but like i said, the diabetes complicates things, so he couldnt say
It was purely for medical purposes, although it does have an aestetic upside.
I got thrush once, and i kept reoccuring, so 9 month later, i finally got it done. Christ i could have given birth by now :shock:
oh shit.....if you ever want to put anyone else off having it done take alook at that....I'm cringing here.....you have my undevided sympathy mate
Geeez......isn't that a one of Kiss without their make-up on?
I think its fair to assume that nobody wants to kiss it better?? :cry:
Ouch isn't the word..............Try Yeeoowww!! :shock:
:eeek: I was thinking about having it done..........but after that photo, it has made me :upset: .....there is no way that is going to happen to me......Its ok fellah, you can keep your hood
Dave_Notts
Quote by BradfordCpl
I think its fair to assume that nobody wants to kiss it better?? :cry:

Erm! No thanks! :shock:
But I don't mind kissing it *when* it's better wink
Tracy-Jayne
Quote by BradfordCpl
I think its fair to assume that nobody wants to kiss it better?? :cry:

sorry bradford even if I was that way inclined I think I would pass this time around....you just rest up matey....my eyes still watering now...looking at that makes my eyes water more than a spiced up vindaloo !!!!
Quote by BradfordCpl
I have just spent hours in hospital........having a circimcision :kick: :kick:
Its blue, purple, swollen.......reminds of a footballers wife
Complication is; Im diabetic and the canular sites from my previous stay in hospital STILL havent healed properly. How long is my willy gonna take to heal????
How bout you guys? Is there anyone out there who's had it done whilst in adulthood?
I was told i dont need salt baths as regular ones will do, but im sceptical as to whether or not, ill be fit for my hols in May
PS; when i told the missus i was having it done she said "OH NO! ill have to go without for a month..........!!!!..........but you can still use your tongue right??

Right I had the snip when I was 21 and it took about 6 weeks to heal properly. Just dont be surprised if it takes a bit longer to heal enough for sex. I only had to have 2 baths a day ( normal clean water only no salt ) for 10 days and that was so the disolvable stiches would come out without any infection.
And yes your tongue still works but i would not advise you to do anything that'll gve you a hardon before the stiches are gone and you've seen your GP to make sure its healed up enough.
Davie
i had it done about a year and a half ago and it got infected i ended up getting antibiotic cream from the doc which cleared it up quite quickly.
used to wake up in agony during the night when i had a hard on, then when it went down it was itchy as hell.
it took a coulpe of months to heal because of the infection, but do get to the doctors and get something for it.
my sympathy goes out to you, its something im glad you dont have to do twice.
ouch indeed man!!! :shock: was considering the snip but i think i just changed my mind!!
get well soon mate, good luck NOT getting a stiffy.
Quote by benniblaka
ouch indeed man!!! :shock: was considering the snip but i think i just changed my mind!!
get well soon mate, good luck NOT getting a stiffy.

The snip is completely different,they do it in your balls!
OMG, that picture should carry a warning just before breakfast :shock:
I'm sure there was a thread about this whole subject some weeks ago, but I haven't got time now to go and look / search for it.
:scared:
the Laird (off to lie down now as I've come over all faint)
Just a thought, BradfordCpl - would you like a 'Temporary Site Deactivation' - purely for medical reasons! It stops you thinking about what you COULD get up to and therefore reducing the chances of a 'stiffy' and causing you excruciating pain!!
See - we really do care lol !
Mal
Always having the best interests of the 'Members' at heart!
wink
Quote by BradfordCpl
I have just spent hours in hospital........having a circimcision :kick: :kick:
Its blue, purple, swollen.......reminds of a footballers wife
Complication is; Im diabetic and the canular sites from my previous stay in hospital STILL havent healed properly. How long is my willy gonna take to heal????
How bout you guys? Is there anyone out there who's had it done whilst in adulthood?
I was told i dont need salt baths as regular ones will do, but im sceptical as to whether or not, ill be fit for my hols in May

Naturally you didn't think to ask your doctor this? rolleyes
Of course not, he's the one qualified to tell you, isn't he?
Are we to assume you had a circumcision?
Yeah i sure did (im still watery eyed), but like i said, the diabetes complicates things, so he couldnt say
It was purely for medical purposes, although it does have an aestetic upside.
I got thrush once, and i kept reoccuring, so 9 month later, i finally got it done. Christ i could have given birth by now :shock:

Thanks for that m8..I'm bound to get arrested today coz I'm going to be walking about with a pervy like wince on my face while holding my member in sympathy .... :huh:
<makes mental note...avoide all schools>
Quote by mal609
Just a thought, BradfordCpl - would you like a 'Temporary Site Deactivation' - purely for medical reasons! It stops you thinking about what you COULD get up to and therefore reducing the chances of a 'stiffy' and causing you excruciating pain!!
See - we really do care lol !
Mal
Always having the best interests of the 'Members' at heart!
wink

Awww cheers Mal609, fortunately i have very good control over my penis. Rest assured i will NOT be getting a boner any time soon for two reasons:
It pulls the stitches and hurts likes buggery
I have the constant urge to pee, so it is impoosible to get a proper one
sad
Quote by benniblaka
ouch indeed man!!! :shock: was considering the snip but i think i just changed my mind!!
get well soon mate, good luck NOT getting a stiffy.

A, the snip is to your balls
B, it left me in agaony for a week and servere discomfort for a second week after
C, I had a drop dead knockout fem ale nurser
D, The doc was a fem as well I neverknew I could get a hardon that fast as when she came into view, also never knew that having your prick flicked across the eye could sting so much
E, its just a local you get and listening to then chatting as they snip snip snip p-lus smelling your meat burning as they use the soldering iron thing to close you off....yuck
having said all that, if you are absolutely sure on having it done, go for it because itis only temp discomfort after all smile
BradfordCpl (male) call me thick but it aint put me off (yet)
BradfordCpl (fem) as you gotta go 6 weeks without you can either A, wear a shapeless smock and hide yourself so he dont suffer, or B, dress as risque as possible and leave him cryin at your beauty ( I recomend option B :) ) but I am a sadastic busturd :P

ouch i forgot about hard ons. my eyes are streming now.