Dont you just hate it when you sit down to fast and give yourself mashed potatoes!!
just this second done it...... OUCH
JGL
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Quote by DeniseBabe
I prefere roast potatoes myself
:shock:
i was watching billy connolly bites yer bum earlier, on about toilets in shipyards, ((( you have to watch it! ;) ))) and ii have visions of singed bits n bobs! :eeek:
ouch!
neil x x x ;)
To be honest brushing your nads against anything that isn't majorly soft can be painful..
Walls.. wooden doors.. sandpaper.. etc
Can't say I've ever sat on me own nuts anyway, anyone ever see that really strange video of the guy who had such an infected ball sack that he used it as a cushion?
Walls.. wooden doors.. sandpaper.. etc
Can't say I've ever sat on me own nuts anyway, anyone ever see that really strange video of the guy who had such an infected ball sack that he used it as a cushion?
Quote by Cicero
You think sitting on your nuts is painful? Try accidently brushing your cock on a stinging nettle whilst having a wee! Served me right for not watching what I was doing.
Love Cicero
ive done that many atime... wen i used to go camping.. and getting caught short in the middle of the night... ...
the only good thing was i had and excuss to rub it!!!! ;-).
if you saw some of the pics i'm having to sort.. you'd understand!!!!
JGL
Quote by Libra-Love
JGL, leave your knob alone and get back to the pics.
No wait, leave the pics alone :shock: and get back to your....erm....erm...
No, no don't.....
God I'm confused now
Gimme back me pics?
well if you want to give me a helping hand... i'd more than welcome it ;-).
will leave my hands free to finish the Calender!
JGL
Quote by Cicero
You think sitting on your nuts hurts? Try accidently brushing your willy against a stinging nettle whilst having a wee!
Had a Mosquito bite on my dick a fair few years back, that was bloody sore... I'd rolled off her on the river bank and just lit a fag with my tackle soaking up the sun when the little shite struck, wouldn't have minded if he'd blown me instead.
Doubled the size of my dick that did when it puffed up, massive 2 inches afterwards.
