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Ok i can't put it off any longer i am owning up to lieing about my age i looked in the mirror lately and thought omg nooooooo wayyyyy i have to come clean so i am now oficialy 42 not 40 as it stated in my profile redface surprisedops:
Anyone else care to own up about a little untruth in there profile please feel free .. lol
Debz xxxx
Really? Never! I honestly thought you were absolutely genuine.
I'll never get over this, sob sob, cruel world.
That's 2 more years experience unbeknownst to us, we just can't compete!
Profile what is one of those??! lol
Age is all in the mind, and a load of numbers.
I am nearly 30 ! :P
yeah course you are sarah.. im only 30 too in my head
lol
oii it's a big thing for me owning up might not be for everyone but 40 sounded better
Debz xxxx
debz, you are very brave.
I don't think anybody would be less attracted to a 42 year old you than a 40 year old one!
I think it only really matters in extremes like if someone says they are 22 but are really 42.
wink
Awww ta :smile2:
i feel better already
Debz xxxx
Sometimes I look 50 :shock: In my head I'm late 30s. I've been told I look late 30s ( Specsavers thataway ---------> ) cool Real age is 47 next month.
Gawd knows where that leaves me! confused
I know a few women who are 40 or are nearing 40 and they are still very sexy and attractive!
Checked my profile for untruths... no lies but perhaps I ommited to say that I do play with males and couples from time to time. But I don't fancy a PM box full of crap so I left those details out. lol
I was 34 on tuesday- some of the people I was with were quite shocked, so thats cool!
Mine's the absolute truth sad
But I'm delighted that you've got 2 years closer!! wink
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okay mine says 41...it time to own up...i'm really 22..i just had a big paper round.... :P
bugger! s'pose it had to happen sooner or later? confused
ok, i admit it . . . for some time now i have been claiming to be 38ish. previously it was 37ish. before that it was 36ish, or even 35ish. i was never intentionally misleading. just that the "naaaww . . . you can't be a day over 25 neil" thing got to be kind of addictive. i admit it went to my head. i thought i could handle it.
i must now admit that i am in fact 25, and have been all along, in my head! 38 looking 25 is sooooo much better than 25 looking 38 though, i'm sure you'll agree? :?
neil x x x ;)
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Mine says I'm straight and I'm not, I'm bi, have been since I was 17. I guess I say I am straight because I can then be selective about who I tell and not be inundated with couples looking for the unicorn :eeek: ...

lol it may also mean people who might want to play dont ask, or assume its a 'dont go there - it'll never happen because she's straight' and then you both miss out of some seriously horny fun :lol:
bloody hell Debz, I got all excited and 'ahh, at last' when I read the thread title too rolleyes :lol:
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bugger! s'pose it had to happen sooner or later? confused
ok, i admit it . . . for some time now i have been claiming to be 38ish. previously it was 37ish. before that it was 36ish, or even 35ish. i was never intentionally misleading. just that the "naaaww . . . you can't be a day over 25 neil" thing got to be kind of addictive. i admit it went to my head. i thought i could handle it.
i must now admit that i am in fact 25, and have been all along, in my head! 38 looking 25 is sooooo much better than 25 looking 38 though, i'm sure you'll agree? :?
neil x x x ;)

I thought you were going to admit you secretly wanted to be a Dalek wink
(OK, there's a lot of very confused people who've not met Nellie yet wandering WTF i'm on about now)
:giggle:
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I thought you were going to admit you secretly wanted to be a Dalek wink
(OK, there's a lot of very confused people who've not met Nellie yet wandering WTF i'm on about now)
:giggle:

loadsa confused types? not half as confused as me fella? dunno lol
*tries to equate elbow = david tennant = dalek?* confused :dunno:
s'ok meaty. spill, cos this is no douibt one of them things i weren't quite party to? yer know . . . like the elbow thingie? ;)
*fires up a :doh: emote in readiness?* :? :lol: ;)
n x x x ;)
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bugger! s'pose it had to happen sooner or later? confused
ok, i admit it . . . for some time now i have been claiming to be 38ish. previously it was 37ish. before that it was 36ish, or even 35ish. i was never intentionally misleading. just that the "naaaww . . . you can't be a day over 25 neil" thing got to be kind of addictive. i admit it went to my head. i thought i could handle it.
i must now admit that i am in fact 25, and have been all along, in my head! 38 looking 25 is sooooo much better than 25 looking 38 though, i'm sure you'll agree? :?
neil x x x ;)

I thought you were going to admit you secretly wanted to be a Dalek wink
(OK, there's a lot of very confused people who've not met Nellie yet wandering WTF i'm on about now)
:giggle:
Go and see the Doctor Meaty...you're delierious
rolleyes
lol
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I thought you were going to admit you secretly wanted to be a Dalek wink
(OK, there's a lot of very confused people who've not met Nellie yet wandering WTF i'm on about now)
:giggle:

loadsa confused types? not half as confused as me fella? dunno lol
*tries to equate elbow = david tennant = dalek?* confused :dunno:
s'ok meaty. spill, cos this is no douibt one of them things i weren't quite party to? yer know . . . like the elbow thingie? ;)
*fires up a :doh: emote in readiness?* :? :lol: ;)
n x x x ;)
Next time Dr Who is on telly, go stand in front of the mirror and look at yourself, then look at 'The Doctor' then you again, then back. keep going till the penny drops rolleyes
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I thought you were going to admit you secretly wanted to be a Dalek wink
(OK, there's a lot of very confused people who've not met Nellie yet wandering WTF i'm on about now)
:giggle:

loadsa confused types? not half as confused as me fella? dunno lol
*tries to equate elbow = david tennant = dalek?* confused :dunno:
s'ok meaty. spill, cos this is no douibt one of them things i weren't quite party to? yer know . . . like the elbow thingie? ;)
*fires up a :doh: emote in readiness?* :? :lol: ;)
n x x x ;)
Next time Dr Who is on telly, go stand in front of the mirror and look at yourself, then look at 'The Doctor' then you again, then back. keep going till the penny drops rolleyes
*growls*
look! i look noffink like the doctor! mad just ask that other fella, who looks EXACTLY like me? go on, you just ask his missus . . . . she's gonna slap you daft she is! :P
;)
n x x x ;)
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And now I cannot get that flaming tune out of my head rolleyes

Aaaah - I didn't know you cared.
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And now I cannot get that flaming tune out of my head rolleyes

Aaaah - I didn't know you cared.
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Did someone set you on fire??? :rascal:
He's very hot :twisted:
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Ok i can't put it off any longer i am owning up to lieing about my age i looked in the mirror lately and thought omg nooooooo wayyyyy i have to come clean so i am now oficialy 42 not 40 as it stated in my profile redface surprisedops:
Anyone else care to own up about a little untruth in there profile please feel free .. lol
Debz xxxx

whats 2 years in a life time!.. and as sarah says.. age is but a number.
i've not got round to editing my profile yet. so can't really lie on then. but i'm sure i'll sneak an untruth..
i am im lucky i can still do my job and remain at a high level but each year you do lose a little.
Btw i have 2 birthdays in the im greedy and like presents biggrin
Quote by varca

And now I cannot get that flaming tune out of my head rolleyes

Aaaah - I didn't know you cared.
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Did someone set you on fire??? :rascal:
No!! they did'nt......mores the pity :twisted: