what do i take its only a social i keep saying but its my first munch .
Want to impress meet new people dont want to look like berk .
Do i go for full on sexy or just casual .
bags half packed.
1.... make up .
2.... underwear.
3.... smelly shower thingys .
4....... shoes 3 pairs not sure what to wear yet .
5........ 3 outfits just in case zip breaks and 2 dosent fit .
party after so more.
1.... make up to refresh .
2.... more smellys .
3... even sexyer underwear .
am i getting nervous narrrrrrrr lol but bags half packed and im in a panic lol :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Packing munch bag
Sex God
Do you have 'munch' pants then, Postie?
Munch prep... get up, panic, try to eat breakfast, stare at map again... spend day panicing about sense of direction... lose car keys... find car keys but leave bag behind... get bag and keys and me at car... realise late... panic some more... go to turn on sat nav... realise it is in the house... get sat nav... start hunt for sat nav power cable... get everything working and drive out of house... run out of petrol... limp to petrol station adn re-feul... get lost...
you get the idea of my munch prep
you get the idea of my munch prep
Quote by debz4uwhat no shoes or shirt :shock: .
Such a girlie munch bag!
Blokes munch bag:
pants (one pair, posh)
toothbrush
Not even a bit of smellys
I mean , erm, generally... not me! Oh no... i evenhave my posh shoes all buffed up and shiny...
(though men do travel a lot lighter.... )
c'mon fella's stick up for me here!!!
And I forgot to pack my man-boobs bra.... you wait FB...
Sex God
I looked at the thread title and thought it was about fashion tips for Linford Christie 
I have no bags to pack as unfortunately I can't go this time, but I would just like to remind someone who IS going and who who hasn't yet packed everything he needs...
Marms! Take that "While you were out" card to the parcel office before you set off for the munch!
If you've lost the card, jot down the tracking number in the PM and take some ID with you.
Have a great time all.
I have no bags to pack as unfortunately I can't go this time, but I would just like to remind someone who IS going and who who hasn't yet packed everything he needs...
Marms! Take that "While you were out" card to the parcel office before you set off for the munch!
If you've lost the card, jot down the tracking number in the PM and take some ID with you.
Have a great time all.
Quote by postie
c'mon fella's stick up for me here!!!
Yeh men pack lite because we have to carry the little ladies luggage too
:wink: Plus most men arn't too bothered about wearing the same pants for more than a day, so that means we only need a toothbrush, which fits in the shirt pocket.
I have been known to be vain and pack more than 2 changes of clothes... but then I felt compelled to wear them all cos I went to the effort of packing them.!
Nothing nicer than getting off the plane and not having to wait for a suitcase (I also own a 120litre rucksack for those trips where I need a change of clothes)
Quote by Ice Pie
I looked at the thread title and thought it was about fashion tips for Linford Christie
I have no bags to pack as unfortunately I can't go this time, but I would just like to remind someone who IS going and who who hasn't yet packed everything he needs...
Marms! Take that "While you were out" card to the parcel office before you set off for the munch!
If you've lost the card, jot down the tracking number in the PM and take some ID with you.
Have a great time all.
And I'd add... if it's a signed for item, you only have a week to collect it if it is a Recorded delivery, (3 weeks for Special delivery...) But take a utility bill AND a driving licence/passport, especially if its a Special Dly.
And they close earlier on a saturday in most places!
Sex God
Quote by postiewhat no shoes or shirt :shock: .
Such a girlie munch bag!
Blokes munch bag:
pants (one pair, posh)
toothbrush
Not even a bit of smellys
I mean , erm, generally... not me! Oh no... i evenhave my posh shoes all buffed up and shiny...
(though men do travel a lot lighter.... )
c'mon fella's stick up for me here!!!
And I forgot to pack my man-boobs bra.... you wait FB...
sorry postie I'm just as bad, generally pack more than one outfit (dunno why cos I still look like me whatever I wear) so I've got a choice depending on my mood when I arrive.
Sex God
Swoooon.....Postie in his munch pants and man-boobs bra
Sex God
As I am not going to the munch, but I am going to the Manchester social on Sunday, I shall describe what I will be taking to that:
Something to wear (as yet undecided but definately involving stockings with holes
)
Change of clothes for morning after
Bit of make-up (OK, the only bit I've got :roll: ) + hairbrush etc.
Bit of cash (not much cos I now know how to use a cash machine :bounce: ) in new wallet that I found in a bin
Bottle or two of Baileys for hotel room consumption
Fluffy cushion
Jinty the Rug (safe cos Lep is down south :lol: :lol: :lol: )
Sorted :thumbup:
Something to wear (as yet undecided but definately involving stockings with holes
)Change of clothes for morning after
Bit of make-up (OK, the only bit I've got :roll: ) + hairbrush etc.
Bit of cash (not much cos I now know how to use a cash machine :bounce: ) in new wallet that I found in a bin
Bottle or two of Baileys for hotel room consumption
Fluffy cushion
Jinty the Rug (safe cos Lep is down south :lol: :lol: :lol: )
Sorted :thumbup:
Sex God
Quote by davej
sorry postie I'm just as bad, generally pack more than one outfit (dunno why cos I still look like me whatever I wear) so I've got a choice depending on my mood when I arrive.
I thought you looked very smart at the Essex munch, Dave
Quote by bluexxx.
As I am not going to the munch, but I am going to the Manchester social on Sunday, I shall describe what I will be taking to that:
Something to wear (as yet undecided but definately involving stockings with holes
Change of clothes for morning after
Bit of make-up (OK, the only bit I've got :roll: ) + hairbrush etc.
Bit of cash (not much cos I now know how to use a cash machine :bounce: ) in new wallet that I found in a bin
Bottle or two of Baileys for hotel room consumption
Fluffy cushion
Jinty the Rug (safe cos Lep is down south :lol: :lol: :lol: )
Sorted :thumbup:
you have a name for your rug but not for your cushion
Sex God
Quote by debz4u.
As I am not going to the munch, but I am going to the Manchester social on Sunday, I shall describe what I will be taking to that:
Something to wear (as yet undecided but definately involving stockings with holes
Change of clothes for morning after
Bit of make-up (OK, the only bit I've got :roll: ) + hairbrush etc.
Bit of cash (not much cos I now know how to use a cash machine :bounce: ) in new wallet that I found in a bin
Bottle or two of Baileys for hotel room consumption
Fluffy cushion
Jinty the Rug (safe cos Lep is down south :lol: :lol: :lol: )
Sorted :thumbup:
you have a name for your rug but not for your cushion
Yeah, I do have a name for one of my cushions (Humphrey) but he is shy and does not want to attend social events. I can't think of a suitable name for the cushion who is out-going enough to come with me to Manchester.... maybe I should think of one :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Geoffrey the cushion - it is a boy cushion, isn't it?
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
Geoffrey the cushion - it is a boy cushion, isn't it?
:laughabove:
Excellent! The next few added to the collection could be zippy, bungle or george!
Sex God
Are we assuming that all Blue's cushions are male then?
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
Geoffrey the cushion - it is a boy cushion, isn't it?
Well, it's a creamy coloured fluffy cushion that doesn't look at all like a boy..... maybe a girl's name would be better............. maybe, as it likes the Village so much, that it is a tranny cushion...... maybe it could be called Geoffrey when it is at home interacting with normal people, but have a girl's name just for the Village :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Sex God
George was deffinately a girl on the programme "Rainbow"
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
Geoffrey the cushion - it is a boy cushion, isn't it?
Well, it's a creamy coloured fluffy cushion that doesn't look at all like a boy..... maybe a girl's name would be better............. maybe, as it likes the Village so much, that it is a tranny cushion...... maybe it could be called Geoffrey when it is at home interacting with normal people, but have a girl's name just for the Village :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Georgina then :D
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
Geoffrey the cushion - it is a boy cushion, isn't it?
Well, it's a creamy coloured fluffy cushion that doesn't look at all like a boy..... maybe a girl's name would be better............. maybe, as it likes the Village so much, that it is a tranny cushion...... maybe it could be called Geoffrey when it is at home interacting with normal people, but have a girl's name just for the Village :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Georgina then :D
:thumbup:
Yes, good name....... Georgie for short
:lol: :lol: Sex God
I think it should be called something like Dolly...
It looks like dolly the sheep,
Dolly Parton is an LGBT icon
It's pretty and fluffy....... just like the cuchion...
<cough>
Erm...... ok, maybe not that last bit, but I vote Dolly!
It looks like dolly the sheep,
Dolly Parton is an LGBT icon
It's pretty and fluffy....... just like the cuchion...
<cough>
Erm...... ok, maybe not that last bit, but I vote Dolly!
Sex God
OK, the cream cushion is Georgie, and the white one that lives on my rocking chair is Dolly..... I have some others too but there's no way any of them are being called Chimpy :shock:
Now, let's give Debz her thread back :lol:
Now, let's give Debz her thread back :lol:
