painful or what

22 May 2005

:shock:

22 May 2005

:scared: :scared: :upset: :upset: :upset: :upset: :upset:
owwwwwwwwwww, was it really a good idea to post that on here?
now having to sit with legs crossed and eyes watering.

22 May 2005

I think if I came home pissed with a "lady of the night" in tow then Mrs CC chopping my dick off would probably be a cert!!!!! lol

Mr CC

22 May 2005

We had that article sent to us by my Mum but it had a little typing error in it... :rotflmao:
It said that the man who was not named, was taken to a local hospital where his penis was RE-ATTACKED by doctors :giggle:
Shireen

22 May 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

22 May 2005

Quote by Shireen_Mids
We had that article sent to us by my Mum but it had a little typing error in it... :rotflmao:
It said that the man who was not named, was taken to a local hospital where his penis was RE-ATTACKED by doctors :giggle:
Shireen

Perhaps he'd been shagging them too? :giggle:
Mr CC

22 May 2005

Quote by Shireen_Mids
We had that article sent to us by my Mum but it had a little typing error in it... :rotflmao:
It said that the man who was not named, was taken to a local hospital where his penis was RE-ATTACKED by doctors :giggle:
Shireen

One attack was enough, my eyes are still water from the start of this thread.
John
sad

22 May 2005

:shock: :shock: :shock:

22 May 2005

true story this
Last year the women over the road found out her hubby was playing away so one night while he was 'out on the piss with the lads' she sat up for him and stuck a bread knife in his back as he walked thro the door at 3am, on leaving the house trying to get to his brother 4 help (who lives just on the corner of our street) he collapsed and died right outside our front door confused

lesson to all u married and cheating people out there lmao

22 May 2005

I also remember reading a few years ago in the papers about a man who had been found guilty of a young girl in some african village was kidnapped but the village women had his cock cut of and was force fed it :thumbup:

22 May 2005

"We're gong to give you an aneasthetic Mt Ahmed. You will feel a small prick..."

23 May 2005

remember mr john wayne bobbit ( you cpuld npt have named him better )
had his knob lobbed off
then later starred in a porno film
perhaps LUCKNOW SHAGFEST BABES might be the film of 2007