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Pampas Grass in one's front garden - a sign of swingers ?

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A non swinging friend of ours tells us that having pampas grass in one's front garden is a sign that swingers live there ?
We have never heard of this (and we don't have any in our garden wink )
Has anyone heard of this ?
Ah yes, this one has popped up every now and then (search the forums for 'pampas grass', 'tiger bread', or 'leather sofa' for more info).
However, I'm loathe to believe it as the only people I know with pampas grass are my parents. ;)
Oh crap! I just realised they buy tiger bread and have a leather sofa too! :shock:
Lol. I have heard that. I reckon it's just because the swinging revolution is seen as being a 70's thing and having Pampas grass is a sure sign you are locked in the 70's!
Having said that, we buy Tiger Bread and have a cream leather sofa... erk. Although the only plants we have at the front are uncontrolled weeds growing through the unsurfaced drive.
Interesting,
We love tiger bread and have a number of leather sofas blink
But do you offer your friends a bowl to put their car keys in?
What is pampas grass...???
Lilith
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What is pampas grass...???

Really? :shock:

PS. If this house belongs to anyone on SH please PM me and I'll take it down (after I get your address!) :twisted:
And what's with the leather sofas?
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And what's with the leather sofas?

Wipe clean?
Quote by Cubes
What is pampas grass...???

Really? :shock:

PS. If this house belongs to anyone on SH please PM me and I'll take it down (after I get your address!) :twisted:
Pfft... Surely everyone knows what this is??
I had to google it as well...
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What is pampas grass...???

Really? :shock:

PS. If this house belongs to anyone on SH please PM me and I'll take it down (after I get your address!) :twisted:
Pfft... Surely everyone knows what this is??
I had to google it as well...
rotflmao
Lilith xx
not forgetting if you wear an ankle chain
Think this is a throw back to the 70's. I used to live in Formby and it was rumoured there that the pampas grass was a sign. Mind you in those days nearly everyone had it - makes you wonder lol
yea.....it was a sign in the 70's.....pre-sat-navs......I mean how the hell was anyone to find the party....easy just look for the Pampas grass !!
I think this one is a bit of an urban myth, like the wives of soldiers in Garrison towns putting a packet of soap powder in the window when thier husbands where away on duty (OMO = on my own) so that the single guys would know it was safe to call and that other wives in the married quarters would know they were alone an perhaps vulnerable, in Army Quarters everyone knows who is away and who isn't everyone knows who needs help, the only window event was when there was a power cut (common back when I was serving), people with candles would light one and put it in the window so that anyone who had been caught short without light would know they could go round for comfort and assistance (especially with young children and babies).
Can you imagine it, back when the myth started Pampass Grass was very popular, would you really knock on a strangers door and tell them you came for a shag cos they have pampass grass ?
How on earth you could spread the word nationwide back then when it was all about contact magazines and naturist camps and still be sure that the right message was being sent by having the grass in your garden or that the people with the grass new about the "tradition" I don't know.
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I think this one is a bit of an urban myth, like the wives of soldiers in Garrison towns putting a packet of soap powder in the window when thier husbands where away on duty (OMO = on my own) so that the single guys would know it was safe to call and that other wives in the married quarters would know they were alone an perhaps vulnerable, in Army Quarters everyone knows who is away and who isn't everyone knows who needs help, the only window event was when there was a power cut (common back when I was serving), people with candles would light one and put it in the window so that anyone who had been caught short without light would know they could go round for comfort and assistance (especially with young children and babies).
Can you imagine it, back when the myth started Pampass Grass was very popular, would you really knock on a strangers door and tell them you came for a shag cos they have pampass grass ?
How on earth you could spread the word nationwide back then when it was all about contact magazines and naturist camps and still be sure that the right message was being sent by having the grass in your garden or that the people with the grass new about the "tradition" I don't know.

I did read that modern swinging originated in the American Airforce. So say they came to agreements to service each others partners in all ways whilst they were away on active duties and even in the event of thier deaths. Dont recall where I read it though.
Yes I have heard that one but in truth we all know swinging started long before that in all the different forms that it does now, for example we all know that couples attended orgies in Roman times, that single males (usually Gladiators but sometimes soldiers) were invited to join couples at play (Gladiators were usually paid to do this) at other times it was prostitutes or slave women that joined the couples, single males also attended orgies and just like now most of the single males that did this were married wink
The names may change, the title of what they are doing may change but it was exactly what we now call swinging lol
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Yes I have heard that one but in truth we all know swinging started long before that in all the different forms that it does now, for example we all know that couples attended orgies in Roman times, that single males (usually Gladiators but sometimes soldiers) were invited to join couples at play (Gladiators were usually paid to do this) at other times it was prostitutes or slave women that joined the couples, single males also attended orgies and just like now most of the single males that did this were married wink
The names may change, the title of what they are doing may change but it was exactly what we now call swinging lol

Someone's been watching* Spartacus!!
* by this, I obviously mean "drooling over"... At least, that's what I do!! :rascal:
Lilith xx
give over, at my age I can remember my older mates talking about how much they enjoyed the jacuzzi, steam room and orgy rooms at the local roman club.
The Romans of course don't claim they invented the concept or where the first but this could be that those that could claim it are all dead now lol
I did hear that cavemen did it at the request of the females who constantly pestered thier men to invite other females to join them under the furs and begged thier men to have sex with other women, at least that is what the men said the women meant when they said ugg ugggh ugg
If you come across a big pile of Pampas in the front garden its more than likely come from an over wrought pissed off over tired Mum of an over active and over loud toddler.
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A non swinging friend of ours tells us that having pampas grass in one's front garden is a sign that swingers live there ?
We have never heard of this (and we don't have any in our garden wink )
Has anyone heard of this ?

I've heard that too, fookers round here all have block paving lol
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.... fookers round here all have block paving lol

Doesn't that make them 'hardcore' swingers? :rascal:
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And what's with the leather sofas?

Wipe clean?
lol :lol: :lol:
Yup. Though there'd be less to wipe down if you didn't get so hot and sticky on 'em in the first place! ;)
MincePie, it's not leather sofas per se. It's cream leather sofas more specifically, apparently? Luckily for me mine's nearer beige than cream. I'd so hate to be a stereotype! :lol: :P
Tiger bread though?!
I never understood that one. :shock:
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Tiger bread though?!
I never understood that one. :shock:

All other bread is just too vanilla. ;)
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Tiger bread though?!
I never understood that one. :shock:

All other bread is just too vanilla. ;)
:lol2: Ha!
I have a leather sofa stuffed with pampas grass - has a tiger skin throw over it - is it compulsory to be a swinger under these circumstances.....and my clothes are all from the 70's.......like my moustache and dinner plate medallion.....any ladies feeling a little turned on just thinking about that???? - thought not!!! smile
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I have a leather sofa stuffed with pampas grass - has a tiger skin throw over it - is it compulsory to be a swinger under these circumstances.....and my clothes are all from the 70's.......like my moustache and dinner plate medallion.....any ladies feeling a little turned on just thinking about that???? - thought not!!! smile

rotflmao Coffee meets keyboard moment!
i do know one woman who used to use the washing powder OMO in the window
It stood for old man out to her boyfriend so he knew when it was safe to pop round