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I was listening into a conversation at work the other day about swingers. Apart from them all agreeing it was like the TV advert where they put the keys in a glass, and everyone would shag everyone else........they also said. as a fact, that every swinger has a pampas grass in their front garden to signify that they are swingers. They were saying this is how we tell each other who we really are.
Have you heard of this before?
Where did this story come from?
And who has one?
I dug mine up last year, but it was nothing to do with swinging.......I put it in cos my little un loved the "feathers".
Dave_Notts
Quote by Mr-Powers
What is a Pampas Grass?

Some smart cookie will google this and put a picture up for you I am sure lol I can't do the techie stuff like that
Dave_Notts
I've heard of this before but only since i became involved in swinging.
I quite like pampas actually and i think i might get some. lol
Quote by Dave__Notts
What is a Pampas Grass?

Some smart cookie will google this and put a picture up for you I am sure lol I can't do the techie stuff like that
Dave_Notts
i've not been up long and I got very little sleep so my head's not quite in order yet. Can you not just click this link -

ty xx
i think its come from TV and a way of so called middle class couples who dont go to pubs, and before the internet was around finding each other. Script writers needed some thing to fix to.
That particular plant was very popular in gardens in the 60'-70's that would explain it.
i could be totally wrong, and if iam im sure some will tell me.
yes i have heard this before but like marya only since becoming involved in swinging.
my ex on here has pampas grass in his front garden, i however dont have a front garden so no pampas grass.
i do have a front bottom but thats shaved too so no grass their either dunno
Earthy xx
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I have heard about Pampass grass before & it has been mentioned a few times in posts
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Oh well done you! i'm crap with the search button.
You show me the grass and ill smoke it lol
Friday x
well there it is then, its official, i've got pampass grass in my front garden so yippee im a swinger and hey i've just looked out the window and there's more swingers across the street from me - hope they've seen this thread lol
Runtie
I've heard about this before.
There is a house on the corner which has 5 clumps of it!! :shock:
Do you think I should go and knock on their door? lol
Should I have been concerned when my parents had pampas grass in their back garden? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Thank goodness they don't have it anymore!
Fee
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Quote by earthchild
i do have a front bottom but thats shaved too so no grass their either dunno
Earthy xx

rotflmao
Quote by Dave__Notts
...every swinger has a pampas grass in their front garden to signify that they are swingers. They were saying this is how we tell each other who we really are.

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
God I hate Pampas Grass. To me it reminds me of the 80's.
I know a couple of people that happen to have Pamaps Grass in their front gardens and they are deffinitely not swingers.
Heard this one before. If it's true then lots of the people our area are swingers and there are also quite a few living near St. Michael's Mount in Cornwall. We saw loads of it last October!
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Should I have been concerned when my parents had pampas grass in their back garden? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Thank goodness they don't have it anymore!
Fee
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My parents still do! :shock:
I'm trying not to think about it to be honest! confused
I didn't hear about the pampas grass thing until I joined this site.
We have another "spot the swingers" theory too. It all started when we had a few friends stay here after a munch. We always do a big fry up and buy a loaf of fresh bread from the supermarket for breakfast on the Sunday morning. It was commented on that we bought the same loaf of bread that most of their swinging friends did. Soo we're now watching other people in the bakery aisles of the supermarket and seeing who picks up the tiger bread lol
Quote by celestria
I didn't hear about the pampas grass thing until I joined this site.
We have another "spot the swingers" theory too. It all started when we had a few friends stay here after a munch. We always do a big fry up and buy a loaf of fresh bread from the supermarket for breakfast on the Sunday morning. It was commented on that we bought the same loaf of bread that most of their swinging friends did. Soo we're now watching other people in the bakery aisles of the supermarket and seeing who picks up the tiger bread lol

my dad buys tiger bread :shock:
Earthy xx
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Should I have been concerned when my parents had pampas grass in their back garden? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Thank goodness they don't have it anymore!
Fee
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My parents still do! :shock:
I'm trying not to think about it to be honest! confused
my parents still have loads of pampas grass in their front and back garden its all over the place bad thoughts now entering my head biggrin
Now I want Pampass grass in my front garden, where can I get it from? biggrin
I`d never heard this before til reading this thread.
There arent any pampas grass here at 36 towers.
Yes heard this well before we became swingers. It was on one of the TV programmes with Ade Edmonson in about swinging neeghbours. But somehow we knew of it before that, not sure how though! We spent weeks digging up one in our front garden years ago, bloody nightmare roots!
pink x
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im going to woodford garden centre on sat to hang round the pampas grass lol to see whos buying . so if you see a strange dark haired lady giving you a cheeky grin :grin: that will be me wink
hannahxx

:notes: I'll see you there then...... cool
I can feel a new challenge thread coming on...... :rascal:
I can feel a new challenge thread coming on...... :rascal:

great idea rotflmao
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I can feel a new challenge thread coming on...... :rascal:

Should we be afraid?? :shock:
Very afraid?? :shock:
:scared:
Im sure i heard somewhere that if u have those butterflies attached to the outside of your house, that also means that your swingers!!
Anybody else heard of this?? dunno
Suze xx
I'll have to do it tomorrow - believe it or not I've cut our pampas grass down this afternoon - so, its a piddly little patch of pampas grass with no plumes at the mo....
so, if someone else has a pic of them with their pampas grass before i do, feel free to take the helm :thumbup: cos I'm gonna have to scoot down the road and stand around trying to look innocent while Mr Dark tries to get a pic of me in front of No 24's fine specimen!! rotflmao
who can do the face blurry out thing btw? :giggle:
in edit: fook it, lets do it in this thread :bounce: :bounce:
piccies with ya pampas grass challenge starts here!!