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Pampass Grass, fact or fiction?

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Maybe this is a topic for Gardeners Question Time :giggle:
guramifish
Warming the Bed
hi I do lots of gardens for my work and most have pampas grass in them,if it is true I would not be able to complete my rounds in the day haha
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Quote by dambuster
oh btw - What's the point of swapping one shed for another :confused:
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sad :( :( :( :( i'll have you know thats one of the finest machines ever built. If you don't give me Swedish equipment i'm not satisfied :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
DJohn
Sex God
There is no pampas grass in my back garden. At the moment there's not much except some daffodils, who are feeling very foolish about flowering at the beginning of March. They weren't looking very happy after yesterday's snow.
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Quote by mik69
sad :( :( :( :( i'll have you know thats one of the finest machines ever built. If you don't give me Swedish equipment i'm not satisfied :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


By way of an apology, have some swedish equipment on me ( masseusse not included unless you talk nice to me wink )
Unknown User
Well it does look awfull lonely in there wink right er back to the topic pampas grass er well i've proved i'm no good in this thread so i'll never darken its doors again. As for my back garden its a big patio with chairs and thats it. smile
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Judging by the size of this, they must be the UK's top swingers !!! :giggle:
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Quote by DeeCee
My Grandma has Pampas Grass in her Garden .............. but she is far too old for sex !!!
She is 93 :shock: ........... I am gonna ring her and ask her if she is a Swinger :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

please dont.... i think the replies to the origional post have shown it to be an urban myth...
im sure your granny isn't a swinger
I rang her and chatted about the weather, the kids, her next cruise and what we were both having for tea !!!! Then I popped the question ............. her reply was....
Darling, it would hurt my back too much dunno ......... it was your Grandpa's favourite plant :dunno:
So did they or didnt they ???? :dunno:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Quote by blonde
My Grandma has Pampas Grass in her Garden .............. but she is far too old for sex !!!
She is 93 :shock: ........... I am gonna ring her and ask her if she is a Swinger :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

please dont.... i think the replies to the origional post have shown it to be an urban myth...
im sure your granny isn't a swinger
I rang her and chatted about the weather, the kids, her next cruise and what we were both having for tea !!!! Then I popped the question ............. her reply was....
Darling, it would hurt my back too much dunno ......... it was your Grandpa's favourite plant :dunno:
So did they or didnt they ???? :dunno:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
im sitting on the fence........
Unknown User
Dee Cee kiss
R U sitting on my Grandma's fence ????????????? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Dee Cee kiss
R U sitting on my Grandma's fence ????????????? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

noooooooo
if i was swinging with your granny she'd have told u all about me..........
rolleyes