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Pampass Grass, fact or fiction?

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Umm - what happens if you don't have a front garden? dunno
Would a picture of a pampas grass do? confused
aRSexx :color:
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i am glad you found that thread.. i have just spent almost 15 minutes looking for it.....smile:):)
sean x

The search button is my friend - not yours :smug:
I assumed it was invented for the recent Comic Book show "Sex Actually". It sounds like the sort of completely mad nonsensical thing that they'd do. But the mumsnet reference is from 2004. I'm starting to think it might be real.
ummmm - designer concrete here. No grass in sight
I went all round my front garden checking then realised you cant find something when you havent got a clue what it is lol
Mr Tweeky
Hope not ... my parents have the biggest pampas grass bush in Derby :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Wouldn't totally surprise me though LOL
Cx
Quote by janeandwill
We only have pampas grass in our back garden.

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We only have pampas grass in our back garden.

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WTF
banghead
Quote by mik69
We only have pampas grass in our back garden.

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WTF
banghead
Location, location, location!
Quote by walkingwonder
We only have pampas grass in our back garden.

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I thought this too be a sharp and witty reply :haha: :haha: :wink:
Quote by rebecca_uk_tv
We only have pampas grass in our back garden.

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I thought this too be a sharp and witty reply :haha: :haha: :wink:
I think it went over Mik's head! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I think it went over Mik's head! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Most things have appear to be doing so of late redface it's all getting too much for me confused
Quote by mik69

I think it went over Mik's head! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Most things have appear to be doing so of late redface it's all getting too much for me confused
Dont worry to much about it Mik
It went over my head as well :?: :?:
We got alarge clump of it in back garden but house not ours, does that count.
B n H
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1

I think it went over Mik's head! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Most things have appear to be doing so of late redface it's all getting too much for me confused
Dont worry to much about it Mik
It went over my head as well :?: :?:
Thank chuff for that thought it was just me :? is it a TV thing? don't watch it see because i'm always either working or sat in the office at home (well cuboard under the stairs but thats not as posh sounding) so if you care to enlighten me i'd me greatfull dunno
Quote by walkingwonder
We only have pampas grass in our back garden.

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WTF
banghead
Location, location, location!
Dont think its anything to do with the telly :shock: I thought the location bit kind of gave it away :P
i ain`t got a front or back garden
does that meen i can`t play? lol
My Grandma has Pampas Grass in her Garden .............. but she is far too old for sex !!!
She is 93 :shock: ........... I am gonna ring her and ask her if she is a Swinger :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
My Grandma has Pampas Grass in her Garden .............. but she is far too old for sex !!!
She is 93 :shock: ........... I am gonna ring her and ask her if she is a Swinger :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

please dont.... i think the replies to the origional post have shown it to be an urban myth...
im sure your granny isn't a swinger
Quote by lilacgem
We only have pampas grass in our back garden.

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banghead
Location, location, location!
Dont think its anything to do with the telly :shock: I thought the location bit kind of gave it away :P
Gotta say - I did a litlte PMSL when I first read it.
Quote by dambuster
We only have pampas grass in our back garden.

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banghead
Location, location, location!
Dont think its anything to do with the telly :shock: I thought the location bit kind of gave it away :P
Gotta say - I did a litlte PMSL when I first read it.
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Right come on own up whos been feeding me stupid tablets again :banghead:
Firstly yesterday I had a huge hangover so thats my excuse for yesterdays dumbass comment (I think)
As for the TV thing it was the location location location thing that threw me :shock: as I said I never watch TV (apart from shameless and topgear and anything on rallying) but I do know its a TV programme and I thought porehaps it had some underlyng .....................
............................................................. Oh I give up i'm leaving this thread why I still have some respect towards my integraty of some of you I hope. confused right pass me the idiot tablets (i'm normally quite sharp you know) :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :doh: lol bolt sanity this way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>.>>>>
I'll never be able to look Alan Titmarsh in the face again redface
rotflmao
Does that mean the penny's drop now Mr Shed ? wink
Or do you need another "Pink or Brown, Miss ?" type clue ??
oh btw - What's the point of swapping one shed for another :confused:
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Quote by walkingwonder
We only have pampas grass in our back garden.

What are your views on anal wink
Ain't got a back garden..... just a back passage.
:giggle: bolt
Quote by walkingwonder
We only have pampas grass in our back garden.

What are your views on anal wink
Ain't got a back garden..... just a back passage.
:giggle: bolt