Since Pandora opened the box and let out all of man's woes a lot has happened, war famine, missing yesterday's party and all that. I for one would like to return some of the nasties to the box.
I gave it a lot a of consideration and found that if I could only put one back it must be 'Megalomania'. It is probably the most destructive Narcissistic disorder of the lot.
So if you could put something back in the box, be it blond hair because it has become a fixation with you or something a bit more world effecting or just 'U2', what would it be.
sweetcorn, branston pickle and brown sauce :gagged:
The M25
Speed Cameras
Over zealous Traffic wardens
Overseas call centres, press 1 for, press 2 for etc, and 5 mins later you still have not got to the person you want.
I layed out on the desk a few things that must have sprung from the said Box... a spent some time contemplating... reorganising them in order of nastiness and detriment to all...
listing, logging.. grading and regrading..
all the usual elemants were there.. war, pestilence, greed ...
but eventually I had sweep them aside, leaving them out in the world..
into the box had to go:
Big Brothers Nikki!
and the Marmite stays out too!
LP
Bad lane disciplin
Bus lanes
the new postal pricing system (just a way to get more money)
The pricks that park in disabled spaces...
Then pile 8 cases of stella into the back of their car..
2 at a time