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Pandora's box

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Since Pandora opened the box and let out all of man's woes a lot has happened, war famine, missing yesterday's party and all that. I for one would like to return some of the nasties to the box.
I gave it a lot a of consideration and found that if I could only put one back it must be 'Megalomania'. It is probably the most destructive Narcissistic disorder of the lot.
So if you could put something back in the box, be it blond hair because it has become a fixation with you or something a bit more world effecting or just 'U2', what would it be.
Drum Majorettes
Premature ejaculation.
Premature ejaculation.

Yep I'd go for that as well. lol Chance would be a fine thing!! redface
Shaving.
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Gambit
Greengroccers' apostrophes!! mad :x :x :x
woman's week mad
raw leek!!! (do they have to rhyme or is coincedence??? lol
sweetcorn, branston pickle and brown sauce :gagged:
Traffic Jams confused
Thread Hijacks
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Thread Hijacks

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
The M25
Speed Cameras
Over zealous Traffic wardens
Overseas call centres, press 1 for, press 2 for etc, and 5 mins later you still have not got to the person you want.
Moany old gits lol :lol:
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Speed Cameras

don't get me started on them. I'm sure I got caught on the M4 on my way home from West Wales on Monday mad I mean, wtf is the point of 50 mph on a motorway ffs ? :x
The Internet lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: :scared:
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Marmite!

Nooooooo! Marmite os Good! Tofu, now that's different ...
Men suffering from PMT
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Men suffering from PMT

and OH how we suffer !
Litter.
David Hasselhof :dry:
I layed out on the desk a few things that must have sprung from the said Box... a spent some time contemplating... reorganising them in order of nastiness and detriment to all...
listing, logging.. grading and regrading..
all the usual elemants were there.. war, pestilence, greed ...
but eventually I had sweep them aside, leaving them out in the world..
into the box had to go:
Big Brothers Nikki!
and the Marmite stays out too!
LP
Bad lane disciplin
Bus lanes
the new postal pricing system (just a way to get more money)
The pricks that park in disabled spaces...
Then pile 8 cases of stella into the back of their car..
2 at a time
cruelty to children and animals (and everyone else I guess lol )
wasps and spiders :scared:
Fee
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