Goodday to one and al and welcome to the latest fanfare of news from the kinkyluton column...
while reading the papers today...i came across this...i thought i share
The gentle buzz of snoring is among the most annoying sounds known to woman.
Especially when it happens shortly after a passionate encounter.
Yesterday scientists explained exactly why it is that men have a tendency to nod off after making love.
Apparently, it's nothing to do with wanting to avoid a cosy chat with their partner. According to the scientists, they are simply tired out.
'As frustrating as it is for most women that their male partners just roll over and fall asleep after sex, men aren't entirely to blame,' said Dr Neil Stanley, director of sleep at the University of Surrey.
'Humans are the only animals in which sleep and sex are linked and while often seen as just a poor excuse, there are scientific reasons why men feel tired after sex.
'The blood rush after climax depletes the muscles of energy-producing glycogen, leaving men feeling physically drained.
'Because they have more muscle mass than women, men become tired after sex and this subsequently leads to them feeling sleepy.'
Eighty per cent of men said they felt more relaxed and were able to drift off without any problems after making love, compared with 46 per cent of women.
They were among 10,000 adults surveyed by organisers of The Vitality Show, Europe's largest health and beauty exhibition.
Birmingham was found to have the highest number of men who fall asleep after sex.
Men in the city managed on average to stay awake for just three
to four minutes, according to the survey.
In Glasgow and Liverpool, meanwhile, men claimed to take up to 20 minutes before falling asleep.
For women unwilling to relocate there, however, Dr Stanley offered some tips on keeping men awake long enough for a cuddle and chat.
'Have sex out of the bedroom, away from the usual sleeping environment, or play uplifting music - not the usual romantic sounds,' he suggested.
'Try I Feel Good by James Brown, Elvis Presley's A Little Less Conversation or Britney Spears's Toxic.'
Dr Stanley also recommends his
patients to 'talk sex'. 'There is no better time to communicate with one another than after a mutually gratifying sexual experience.
'Discuss all the things you enjoyed and found arousing, try to avoid talking about the negatives,' he said.
He suggested the more adventurous could videotape their lovemaking sessions - so they have something to watch afterwards.
Not everyone nods off after sex. The survey found 48 per cent of men had actually fallen asleep during the act itself.
A mere 11 per cent of women admitted being guilty of this.
so whats your views and your jokes on this people...
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Sex God
In my experience more sex is usually quite a good way to avoid sleeping. :twisted:
Quote by kinkyluton
Goodday to one and al and welcome to the latest fanfare of news from the kinkyluton column...
while reading the papers today...i came across this...i thought i share
The gentle buzz of snoring is among the most annoying sounds known to woman.
Especially when it happens shortly after a passionate encounter.
"Gentle Buzz of snoring" never yet met one who can snore genltly!!!
Yesterday scientists explained exactly why it is that men have a tendency to nod off after making love.
Apparently, it's nothing to do with wanting to avoid a cosy chat with their partner. According to the scientists, they are simply tired out.
We ll after recently trying a strap on for the first time, i find this slightly more believable than i would have done before!!
'As frustrating as it is for most women that their male partners just roll over and fall asleep after sex, men aren't entirely to blame,' said Dr Neil Stanley, director of sleep at the University of Surrey.
Note it is a male doctor coming up with all these excuses!!
'Humans are the only animals in which sleep and sex are linked and while often seen as just a poor excuse, there are scientific reasons why men feel tired after sex.
'The blood rush after climax depletes the muscles of energy-producing glycogen, leaving men feeling physically drained.
Poor dears!!
'Because they have more muscle mass than women, men become tired after sex and this subsequently leads to them feeling sleepy.'
Eighty per cent of men said they felt more relaxed and were able to drift off without any problems after making love, compared with 46 per cent of women.
The other 20% were probably asleep when interviewed for the survey!!
They were among 10,000 adults surveyed by organisers of The Vitality Show, Europe's largest health and beauty exhibition.
Birmingham was found to have the highest number of men who fall asleep after sex.
Men in the city managed on average to stay awake for just three
to four minutes, according to the survey.
Obviously men in Birmingham are more likely to tell the truth
In Glasgow and Liverpool, meanwhile, men claimed to take up to 20 minutes before falling asleep.
Men in Glasgow and Liverpool lie
For women unwilling to relocate there, however, Dr Stanley offered some tips on keeping men awake long enough for a cuddle and chat.
'Have sex out of the bedroom, away from the usual sleeping environment, or play uplifting music - not the usual romantic sounds,' he suggested.
'Try I Feel Good by James Brown, Elvis Presley's A Little Less Conversation or Britney Spears's Toxic.'
Dr Stanley also recommends his
patients to 'talk sex'. 'There is no better time to communicate with one another than after a mutually gratifying sexual experience.
'Discuss all the things you enjoyed and found arousing, try to avoid talking about the negatives,' he said.
Should i not ask him why hes only got half a dick then?
He suggested the more adventurous could videotape their lovemaking sessions - so they have something to watch afterwards.
HE has to be joking!! never yet met a man who cas stay awake ALL the way through a video!!
Not everyone nods off after sex. The survey found 48 per cent of men had actually fallen asleep during the act itself.
They wouldnt wake up again if they did that with me!!
A mere 11 per cent of women admitted being guilty of this.
If we did it would be his fault!!
so whats your views and your jokes on this people...
Ive been kinkyluton, you have been lovely…….. THANK YOU
My views? Biased one sided male clap trap, but then im pre menstural so i m not responnsible for anything i ve wrttten
Just editing this to ask a question, why do men only fall asleep after sex with their wives/g/f's? I ve noticed that if they are with someone elses wife they n ever do?
This suggest to me that the reason cannot be bilogical!!
Come on Dr Neil Stanley, director of sleep at the University of Surrey., answer that one!!
Sex God
Quote by RogertheDragon
In my experience more sex is usually quite a good way to avoid sleeping. :twisted:
Closely followed by:-
Quote by Bignetsuke bird
That's why I moved away......
:love:
Netsuke
Nice timing! :twisted:
Sex God
yep kinky, very true.
it's not cause we're selfish lovers who lose all interest once we've come, honest! t'is a well known fact that orgasm floods the brain with melatonin, which is the bodies natural sleeping tablet. we just can't help it. ;)
well that's my excuse anyways, and i'm sticking to it!
n x x x :P
it's not cause we're selfish lovers who lose all interest once we've come, honest! t'is a well known fact that orgasm floods the brain with melatonin, which is the bodies natural sleeping tablet. we just can't help it. ;)
well that's my excuse anyways, and i'm sticking to it!
n x x x :P
Sex God
So why do I like nothing more than to rll over and go to sleep after sex (and I'm a woman btw 
)
Ok.. maybe its because I'm a lazy bugger... but there might be a scientific reason
)Ok.. maybe its because I'm a lazy bugger... but there might be a scientific reason
Orgasminator
Quote by xxdevil69
So why do I like nothing more than to rll over and go to sleep after sex (and I'm a woman btw
Ok.. maybe its because I'm a lazy bugger... but there might be a scientific reason
I could tell you, but I'd have to carry out some tests first...just to be sure...
Quote by neilinleeds
yep kinky, very true.
it's not cause we're selfish lovers who lose all interest once we've come, honest! t'is a well known fact that orgasm floods the brain with melatonin, which is the bodies natural sleeping tablet. we just can't help it. ;)
well that's my excuse anyways, and i'm sticking to it!
n x x x :P
Now i could except that if it happened with all men , all of the time, but and im speaking from experience here, men (married or single) never fall asleep when they are playing away. If someone dosnt explain this to me soon im going to make it a seprate thread!
Sex God
Quote by lucyuktv2
So why do I like nothing more than to rll over and go to sleep after sex (and I'm a woman btw
Ok.. maybe its because I'm a lazy bugger... but there might be a scientific reason
I could tell you, but I'd have to carry out some tests first...just to be sure...
Purely in the interest of research
Orgasminator
Quote by xxdevil69
So why do I like nothing more than to rll over and go to sleep after sex (and I'm a woman btw
Ok.. maybe its because I'm a lazy bugger... but there might be a scientific reason
I could tell you, but I'd have to carry out some tests first...just to be sure...
Purely in the interest of research
of course! what kind of man do you think I am :twisted:
Quote by kinkyluton
Goodday to one and al and welcome to the latest fanfare of news from the kinkyluton column...
while reading the papers today...i came across this...i thought i share
The gentle buzz of snoring is among the most annoying sounds known to woman.
Especially when it happens shortly after a passionate encounter.
Yesterday scientists explained exactly why it is that men have a tendency to nod off after making love.
Apparently, it's nothing to do with wanting to avoid a cosy chat with their partner. According to the scientists, they are simply tired out.
'As frustrating as it is for most women that their male partners just roll over and fall asleep after sex, men aren't entirely to blame,' said Dr Neil Stanley, director of sleep at the University of Surrey.
'Humans are the only animals in which sleep and sex are linked and while often seen as just a poor excuse, there are scientific reasons why men feel tired after sex.
'The blood rush after climax depletes the muscles of energy-producing glycogen, leaving men feeling physically drained.
'Because they have more muscle mass than women, men become tired after sex and this subsequently leads to them feeling sleepy.'
Eighty per cent of men said they felt more relaxed and were able to drift off without any problems after making love, compared with 46 per cent of women.
They were among 10,000 adults surveyed by organisers of The Vitality Show, Europe's largest health and beauty exhibition.
Birmingham was found to have the highest number of men who fall asleep after sex.
Men in the city managed on average to stay awake for just three
to four minutes, according to the survey.
In Glasgow and Liverpool, meanwhile, men claimed to take up to 20 minutes before falling asleep.
For women unwilling to relocate there, however, Dr Stanley offered some tips on keeping men awake long enough for a cuddle and chat.
'Have sex out of the bedroom, away from the usual sleeping environment, or play uplifting music - not the usual romantic sounds,' he suggested.
'Try I Feel Good by James Brown, Elvis Presley's A Little Less Conversation or Britney Spears's Toxic.'
Dr Stanley also recommends his
patients to 'talk sex'. 'There is no better time to communicate with one another than after a mutually gratifying sexual experience.
'Discuss all the things you enjoyed and found arousing, try to avoid talking about the negatives,' he said.
He suggested the more adventurous could videotape their lovemaking sessions - so they have something to watch afterwards.
Not everyone nods off after sex. The survey found 48 per cent of men had actually fallen asleep during the act itself.
A mere 11 per cent of women admitted being guilty of this.
so whats your views and your jokes on this people...
Ive been kinkyluton, you have been lovely…….. THANK YOU
Nightshift
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Quote by neilinleeds
yep kinky, very true.
it's not cause we're selfish lovers who lose all interest once we've come, honest! t'is a well known fact that orgasm floods the brain with melatonin, which is the bodies natural sleeping tablet. we just can't help it. ;)
well that's my excuse anyways, and i'm sticking to it!
n x x x :P
Mr Debbs agrees with Neil!
But as a women ..................that once i have had a shag ( or what you would like to call it)........... i my self feel thats its just a starter and want to go on and on and on .................and no way does it make me sleepy .it awakes me if any thing!
How ever knacked i feel!........... i have used me cam for after.................. to get more stimulation!................. because of this prob i have!........but it is not with anyone!........thay have to have that spark! :twisted:
Sorry if this dont make sence had a few to drink
Orgasminator
Quote by Vix
TBH, I cum, climb off and start sleeping. Whether or not he's 'done'
There again, I really am not a cuddler. Am trying to rectify the abhorrance to cuddling, but it's proving to be a long lesson.
you ought to be careful, that's just begging to wake up messy!
Orgasminator
Quote by Debbiewebs
Hey you lot now stop it
NO!! :cheers:
Orgasminator
Quote by Debbiewebs
Hey you lot now stop it
NO!! :cheers:
Right you!.................i will send wbb on to ya!..... i you think i am joking !!!!!
Now behave!......or else OK.........or be ]
bring it on :sparring:
Quote by lucyuktv2
Hey you lot now stop it
NO!! :cheers:
Right you!.................i will send wbb on to ya!..... i you think i am joking !!!!!
Now behave!......or else OK.........or be ]
bring it on :sparring:
oo dear 0o dear!................... your infor it now.......one flip of her left tit .your out cold!
I dare not tell you about the right one :eeek:
Orgasminator
Quote by Debbiewebs
Hey you lot now stop it
NO!! :cheers:
Right you!.................i will send wbb on to ya!..... i you think i am joking !!!!!
Now behave!......or else OK.........or be ]
bring it on :sparring:
oo dear 0o dear!................... your infor it now.......one flip of her left tit .your out cold!
I dare not tell you about the right one :eeek:
Mmmmmmmm BOOOOOOOBBBBIIIIIIEEEESSSS!!!!
