manalive... as i would have to be physically forced to get the twiglet in my mouth in the first place....... spitting might not be an option!
but i would sure as hell do my damdest!!!!!!
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<<offers 50p.. so she can carry on insulting him!!!!
erm, have i lost the plot in my absence ? perhaps i've been spending too much time on the sarge action figure production line, but last time i looked, the GFZ was a "Girlie" Free zone ?
I think the ladies have taken advantage of the current situation and have stormed the room. I shall have to instigate ORAL (Operational Response Against Ladies), besides, they could do with the action, as they've been kept quiet since the NW Munch. Time to light the signal fires, and summon my fellow colleagues, Sarge, Fred, Will, Arti & Carp, the GFZ needs you.....URGENTLY !
Together, we will return the Girlies back into their BFZ
I think the ladies have taken advantage of the current situation and have stormed the room. I shall have to instigate ORAL (Operational Response Against Ladies), besides, they could do with the action, as they've been kept quiet since the NW Munch. Time to light the signal fires, and summon my fellow colleagues, Sarge, Fred, Will, Arti & Carp, the GFZ needs you.....URGENTLY !
Together, we will return the Girlies back into their BFZ
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*knows the hidden door which only works with the remote control. Guess where the remote control is still????????????*:lol:
Damn, we must retrieve that remote before Friday. We need a volunteer................
Kat !!!!!!
Kat's away.... you'll need to do a LOT better than that sunshine...
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Right, while the Kats away Brumlad will play !!!
Brumlad !!! I have a mission for you. It's an extremely dangerous one that will take nerves of steel and a good head for heights.
This will be a two man mission. Besides Kat there is only one person with the relevent experience........... Mr FC !!
Mr FC, stop running away, the GFZ needs you !!!!!!
Brumlad !!! I have a mission for you. It's an extremely dangerous one that will take nerves of steel and a good head for heights.
This will be a two man mission. Besides Kat there is only one person with the relevent experience........... Mr FC !!
Mr FC, stop running away, the GFZ needs you !!!!!!
Sarge, the barricades are looking mighty fine, though a little dusty, where's sappho when you need some dusting doing around here? I think we should recover the pink fluffy handcuffs, restrain Jags, and use the kevlar tickling stick, to tickle the location of the remote control from her.
I am alarmingly concerned of the where abouts of the pizza ? Has it finally got up and walked out in disgust ? Has it been PizzaNapped ? Has Arti's ferrets eaten it ? or, worse, has it simply perished away into the carpet ?
I shall be forcing entry into the gfz tonight to establish the damage, I fear the worst...the beer fridge could be empty, or heaven forbid, the girlies have used peach air freshener.....I feel sick just thinking about it.....
I am alarmingly concerned of the where abouts of the pizza ? Has it finally got up and walked out in disgust ? Has it been PizzaNapped ? Has Arti's ferrets eaten it ? or, worse, has it simply perished away into the carpet ?
I shall be forcing entry into the gfz tonight to establish the damage, I fear the worst...the beer fridge could be empty, or heaven forbid, the girlies have used peach air freshener.....I feel sick just thinking about it.....
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I am alarmingly concerned of the where abouts of the pizza ? Has it finally got up and walked out in disgust ? Has it been PizzaNapped ? Has Arti's ferrets eaten it ? or, worse, has it simply perished away into the carpet ?
I shall be forcing entry into the gfz tonight to establish the damage, I fear the worst...the beer fridge could be empty, or heaven forbid, the girlies have used peach air freshener.....I feel sick just thinking about it.....
Brumlad, Pizza was safely disposed of (plastic apron, purple nirolex gloves, the works) in yellow hazerdous waste bags by myself last week, so that one less thing to worry about. It now in a lab somewhere while they confirm it not a new lifeform before final disposal.
Not sure on the peach air freshener though. Sarge you got any gas masks we can borrow and a canary so we can check?
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have no fear MrFc, the girlies now what happens when they try to challenge Brumlad....just ask Misschief, she's still wearing the sumo pants :giggle:
Jags dear, come over here, sit down, would you like a glass of wine !?
*giggles misschieviously to himself*
Do you lads think I sailed up the Clyde on a tea ship????
Wine won't work - sweet words won't work and frisking won't work!!!
Ha! now get out of that...
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aaaaaawwwwww Jags honey, so would you be tempted with a drop of a fine single malt ? Or some fine words by the wordmaster himself, Robert Burns whispered to you by The Sarge, wearing his helmet and kilt with pride !?
No, but the image made me laugh.. thanks!!
Try harder lads - I'm off now and expect and invasion soon...if you're men enough!
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<<<<<is shaking in her stiletoes!!!!!!!!!!
bring it on if ya think ya hard enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heaven forbid... being manhandled by the men!!!!!!!
mmmmmm actually.......... not so bad an idea after all!!!
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bring it on if ya think ya hard enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heaven forbid... being manhandled by the men!!!!!!!
mmmmmm actually.......... not so bad an idea after all!!!
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lol, would you know????????????????????????????
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about what i dream about! lol 
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well busty babe never lies...... so she will be quiet!!!!!!!!!!!!
