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Sex God
oi tds!!!!!!! u supposed to be a gent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if anymore insults are thrown in my direction will publish your pms.. see whos blushing then!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
if anymore insults are thrown in my direction will publish your pms.. see whos blushing then!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 
Sex God
and i..... being a lady 
accept it whole heartedly!!!!!!!!!!
mwah
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accept it whole heartedly!!!!!!!!!!mwah
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Anyone mind if we continue the thread??? Not interrupting anything???? Damn!!! Forgotten what it was about now :shock:
I've still got the remote ha! And the person with the remote has power... more power than you'll every have
(god, was that a quote or an echo??)
Quote by Jags
I've still got the remote ha! And the person with the remote has power... more power than you'll every have
(god, was that a quote or an echo??)
Jags
You hold onto that remote :!: We'll all stand fast and protect you from the boyz - make sure they dont't get their own way. I've got a couple of boxes of wine and some new wine glasses ready - lte me know when to drop them off
Lucy
Sex God
you tell em jags!!!!!!!!!
i will back you up hun!
xxx
i will back you up hun!
xxx
Sex God
Wenches are needed!!!.... male or female, as I think Saturday is going to be busy
Anyone offering??? :high-smile: :high-smile:
Anyone offering??? :high-smile: :high-smile:
Oh Mrs FC; Dear Mrs FC,
Your black stockinged thighs
Have me week at the knee.
I mooned and I moaned; I felt my blood rise
At lovely Miss Boop
And her 'come to bed' eyes.
But what I see now; this vision in net
This avatar new
Has made me forget:
This picture of net: so sexy and slinky
Has made me recall
I'M JUST A BIT KINKY!
Your black stockinged thighs
Have me week at the knee.
I mooned and I moaned; I felt my blood rise
At lovely Miss Boop
And her 'come to bed' eyes.
But what I see now; this vision in net
This avatar new
Has made me forget:
This picture of net: so sexy and slinky
Has made me recall
I'M JUST A BIT KINKY!
GFZ Sit. Rep.
Guys, it's worse than I could ever imagine. Last night I embarked upon gaining entrance into the GFZ to examine the damage that the Girlies have done. With the kind permission of Arti, I borrowed his finest ferrets, equipped with ferret cam, I sent them on a most daring and arduous mission. The report from this mission makes dire reading :- :jagsatwork:
The Pizza has indeed been removed from the room. Fred, I'm so sorry pal, I know you were quite emotionally attached to it, but alas, it is no more.
Sarge, your carrot induced stain on the carpet by the sofa has gone, yes, they've replaced the beer stained carpet with a laminate floor; apparently so that they can keep the floor spotlessly clean !!
The heavely mug stained coffe table has got a poncy frilly table cloth over it, and if that wasn't bad enough, there are doillies in abundance !
The Sofa that fred has spent many a night moulding the cushion to the shape of his arse has been replaced, by something quite horrid and covered in floral print !?
There is now a chez long in there, which I can only presume is the property of Sappho ?
All the lads mags and girlie posters have been binned, and replaced with back issues of womans own, house and country, and other feminine publications. And the defacement hasn't stopped there ! Our collection of "gentlemans videos" have been replaced with the complete DVD collection of chick flicks.
But, by far, the biggest act of pure vandalism has to be the pot pouri, and incencse sticks liberally dotted throughtout the room. :eeek:
I urgently suggest that we formulate a battle plan to resolve this tradgic situation....
Guys, it's worse than I could ever imagine. Last night I embarked upon gaining entrance into the GFZ to examine the damage that the Girlies have done. With the kind permission of Arti, I borrowed his finest ferrets, equipped with ferret cam, I sent them on a most daring and arduous mission. The report from this mission makes dire reading :- :jagsatwork:
The Pizza has indeed been removed from the room. Fred, I'm so sorry pal, I know you were quite emotionally attached to it, but alas, it is no more.
Sarge, your carrot induced stain on the carpet by the sofa has gone, yes, they've replaced the beer stained carpet with a laminate floor; apparently so that they can keep the floor spotlessly clean !!
The heavely mug stained coffe table has got a poncy frilly table cloth over it, and if that wasn't bad enough, there are doillies in abundance !
The Sofa that fred has spent many a night moulding the cushion to the shape of his arse has been replaced, by something quite horrid and covered in floral print !?
There is now a chez long in there, which I can only presume is the property of Sappho ?
All the lads mags and girlie posters have been binned, and replaced with back issues of womans own, house and country, and other feminine publications. And the defacement hasn't stopped there ! Our collection of "gentlemans videos" have been replaced with the complete DVD collection of chick flicks.
But, by far, the biggest act of pure vandalism has to be the pot pouri, and incencse sticks liberally dotted throughtout the room. :eeek:
I urgently suggest that we formulate a battle plan to resolve this tradgic situation....
Brumlad... you need new glasses!! You stumbled into the secret doorway which led to the magical land that is BFZ. It only appears once every four weeks and is shrouded in mystery, magic and men. Luckily once you have been there your memory is erased, your dick shrinks and your brain cell is recharged to zero.
Someone mention Brigadoon????
Someone mention Brigadoon????
Kat's Back!
Thought this was the funniest thing ever:
Then I saw these two posts, which together became the funniest thing ever, and speak volumes about the mental attitudes of the male and female of our species:
So, it is agreed, Party time in the GFZ, and all we need is a commitee to decide which Girlies we decide will be allowed in to entertain us.
Volunteers for the commitee please?
lhk
Thought this was the funniest thing ever:
Quote by Mrs FCClearly Mrs FC is gagging for it, however, IF we boys decide to allow a party in the GFZ (which is unlikely due to refurbishment plans), we MAYpermit some women to atttend as entertainment, and IFMr FC reports that you have been very nice to him - you MAYhave the honour fo being selected :jagsatwork:
Okay folks...... a party in the GFZ Saturday night....All welcome but one night only ( Bills on me and MrFC will clear up afterwards) Just to get things back to normal. Fun Fun Fun !!!!
Then I saw these two posts, which together became the funniest thing ever, and speak volumes about the mental attitudes of the male and female of our species:
Quote by Ice
Unconfusion required: Since the Girlie Free Zone is, as far as I can tell, populated mostly by delectable members of the squidgy half of the species, do we convex types have to come in drag? I ask merely for information.
Quote by WilmaBut then no sooner had I regained my composurer when I saw this:
Shall I make Jelly??
Quote by BrumladA post which is so much in line with the ethos and traditions of the GFZ that Brumlad is officially nominated for this weeks "Outstanding Achievement" award. Well done Brumlad!
I think the ladies have taken advantage of the current situation and have stormed the room. I shall have to instigate ORAL (Operational Response Against Ladies),
So, it is agreed, Party time in the GFZ, and all we need is a commitee to decide which Girlies we decide will be allowed in to entertain us.
Volunteers for the commitee please?
lhk
