Party sights you wish you never saw

19 Aug 2007

I watched from the bottom of the stairs. My eyes were wide. I didn’t expect to see this happening before me. I looked around to make sure no-one was watching me watching the room. I saw him run his hands over the white surface and caress the curves. His back was arching, I could see his involuntary spasms as the wave of his need flushed through his body. His toes were digging into the floor to give him more leverage…………….
……then the voice of his wife bellowed into my ear as she saw what was happening……….
……she shouted for everyone to come over to see.
Mr Northy was talking to the big white telephone………and he had told everyone he could hold his drink
lol

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Dave_Notts

19 Aug 2007

The state of some houses and hotel rooms the morning after!!!!
lol

19 Aug 2007

that was absolutely spot on dave, dylan thomas couldnt have wrote a better rendition even if he was still alive!! lol so has t took over maryas title, that is the debate here lol xx

19 Aug 2007

Quote by Alandtra69
that was absolutely spot on dave, dylan thomas couldnt have wrote a better rendition even if he was still alive!! lol so has t took over maryas title, that is the debate here lol xx

over the clouds and far away she only lasted but a was at the moment she heard that song ,came the horrer of that bxxg(lol)sitting at the silly table she wanted to go ,but was unable so she filled the ashtray at the table ,vick was there for sum sins but she helped as tray filled them bins so alex dragged her to bed before she ended up in the nick but not before the ne gang saw her covered in SICK.(quoted from the half a pig gang)

19 Aug 2007

Quote by Sarah
The state of some houses and hotel rooms the morning after!!!!

Room 405, Birmingham munch.
i had one small bag, they had enough stuff to fill Wembley between 4 of em.
Shocking :shock:

20 Aug 2007

Quote by meat2pleaseu
The state of some houses and hotel rooms the morning after!!!!

Room 405, Birmingham munch.
i had one small bag, they had enough stuff to fill Wembley between 4 of em.
Shocking :shock:
No comment redface

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20 Aug 2007

after sharing in the delights of strawberries and marshmallows at a party recently, incidently the same party that dave started the thread with, there came an instance where, on entering the kitchen, two guys, who shall remain un named, (mr,northeast, and mr annmitch) were using marshmallows to cover there manhoods in chocolate from the chocolate fountain. puts a new dimension on chocolate fingers me thinks!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

20 Aug 2007

she was a cook who tryed to skit,but she was the one with a singed watch whats shes making cause she,ll fook up the bacon . lol

20 Aug 2007

Quote by Alandtra69
after sharing in the delights of strawberries and marshmallows at a party recently, incidently the same party that dave started the thread with, there came an instance where, on entering the kitchen, two guys, who shall remain un named, (mr,northeast, and mr annmitch) were using marshmallows to cover there manhoods in chocolate from the chocolate fountain. puts a new dimension on chocolate fingers me thinks!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao:

And if memory serves me right.......
....neither of them could reach the chocolate so they had to scoop it down :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

20 Aug 2007

exactly dave, the poor marshmallows were violated that night, have tried ringing around to see if there were any organisations to help them but as yet there isnt. may have to set one up..............save the marshmallows from certin embarrasement!!! i wonder if it would take off rolleyes

21 Aug 2007

Quote by Alandtra69
embarrasement!!! i wonder if it would take off

bout as much as ginger wigs lol

21 Aug 2007

I think the worst thing I have seen at a party was the contents of a bucket the morning after.
Why can there not be a 'throw-up' fairy who comes along and moves it so you don't have to see it the next morning.
redface

21 Aug 2007

Quote by Sarah
The state of some houses and hotel rooms the morning after!!!!

The state of some meets the morning after.....
Oooerr..
Mike x

7 Sep 2007

Quote by Abilene
Why can there not be a 'throw-up' fairy who comes along and moves it so you don't have to see it the next morning.

there is and shes called the wife lol lol