Payback for teasing

4 Jul 2005

Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would like a few ideas on how to pay back a certain person ( MOLLMAN), who has been ringing me throughout the Coldplay concert tonight, winding me up as I didn't have a ticket and would have loved to have gone.
I have been subjected to listening to them down a mobile (glad it's his bill and not mine).
He also did this to me when he went to see Elton John ( barsteward evil

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I have some ideas of punishment but would welcome lots more.
HE MUST PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :taz:
Thanks in anticipation
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4 Jul 2005

Won't his phone bill be enough??????

4 Jul 2005

nest time u want a shag ask aomeone else lol

:lol: :lol:

4 Jul 2005

Quote by polly40
Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would like a few ideas on how to pay back a certain person ( MOLLMAN), who has been ringing me throughout the Coldplay concert tonight, winding me up as I didn't have a ticket and would have loved to have gone.
I have been subjected to listening to them down a mobile (glad it's his bill and not mine).
He also did this to me when he went to see Elton John ( barsteward )
I have some ideas of punishment but would welcome lots more.
HE MUST PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :taz:
Thanks in anticipation
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He went to see Elton John?????? The poor guy has been punished enough! wink

Please leave him alone polly.........
K I N K Y L I Z A R D

4 Jul 2005

Got a rabbit? will he hear the buzz over the sound of the music? :twisted:
lhk

4 Jul 2005

Get hold of his phone..... and pour super-glue on the keypad......... lol
equi-princess xxx

4 Jul 2005

Quote by Kinky Lizard
He went to see Elton John?????? The poor guy has been punished enough!
Please leave him alone polly.........
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:laughabove: :giggle: rotflmao

4 Jul 2005

Don't ring off at the end of the next call - leave it on the hook and play all yer Coldplay albums down the phone - he'll be paying

4 Jul 2005

You people are so leniant!!!! Thought you might have been a bit harder lol

NAUGHTYNYMPHOS - Do you have any suggestions????????

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4 Jul 2005

Get his bank details and donate all the money he has to Live8?
Hire a sound truck, go round his and play Coldplay at full volume day and night?
Get whatsit from Coldplay to call his mobile and say he's an asshole?

4 Jul 2005

Get hold of his favourite pair of jeans......
Carefully unpick some of the seams in delicate places......
Next time he wears them... they should gradually fall apart...... lol
equi-princess xxx

4 Jul 2005

Shag his mates and keep ringing him during the session to let him listen to you being entertained dunno

4 Jul 2005

Now we are talking!!!!!!
Could just mix a few ideas together
Hire a flat trailer with said sound system and put a king size bed on and have an orgy with his mates whilst he gets to watch and listen to the Brotherhood of Man.
Thank you, but keep the ideas coming
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4 Jul 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Shag his mates and keep ringing him during the session to let him listen to you being entertained

What if he's Billy no mates ????
Ah Ha! Didn't think of that did yer!
wink

K I N K Y L I Z A R D

4 Jul 2005

Quote by polly40
NAUGHTYNYMPHOS - Do you have any suggestions????????

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on what? who else to shag?
ermmm me lol redface

4 Jul 2005

use his mobile as an anal toy and shove it up is a**e biggrin

4 Jul 2005

as far as i know theres still a few tickets for the concert tomoz so u could get a ticket then do the exact thing to him tomoz night biggrin

4 Jul 2005

Just been in tears reading your replies. THANK YOU smile

Naughtynymphos - on my way
Markz - just getting the lube ready - or should I not bother???
Lizard King - I think you have a point, so need some offers!!!!
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4 Jul 2005

Quote by markz
use his mobile as an anal toy and shove it up is a**e

I've heard he's still got the old type.....that should bring tears to HIS eyes! wink

K I N K Y L I Z A R D

5 Jul 2005

Quote by polly40
Naughtynymphos - on my way

who hoo i've pulled
dontcha just love it when a plan works wink

5 Jul 2005

Quote by polly40
Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would like a few ideas on how to pay back a certain person ( MOLLMAN), who has been ringing me throughout the Coldplay concert tonight, winding me up as I didn't have a ticket and would have loved to have gone.
I have been subjected to listening to them down a mobile (glad it's his bill and not mine).
He also did this to me when he went to see Elton John ( barsteward )
I have some ideas of punishment but would welcome lots more.
HE MUST PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :taz:
Thanks in anticipation
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Well what can i say in my defence is only this:
1. I was just sharing the concert with the woman that i love and cherish
2. I got the tickets for BOTH CONCERTS BEFORE i met polly 40 ( soon to become polly 42 :twisted: )
3. It was all just a wind up :2fingers:
4. I never thought some of you lot could be soooo cruel to little old mollman i mean equi i thought you were a lovely girl, pour super glue on his keypad, and, get hold of my favourite jeans? blink

, bigDewi 69 give my money from my bank to live8, polly40 should be so lucky to find any money in there

, Markz and kinky oooo you pair of teaser's :moon: rotflmao

and finally pololady all my mates are soooo ugly not even a blind woman would shag any of em cool

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And as for you polly40 all i will say is this i will have my revenge for you posting this, my dear lovely little sweety :censored: :smoke: :confused2:.........i will bide my time until you are not excpecting any thing :giggle: oh and if it was not your 42nd birthday on friday i would take the tee-shirt i brought you lastnight after the concert ( after a little embarrasing situation on the way to your house from said concert ) back and put it up for auction on here to the highest bidder poke

5 Jul 2005

Polly babe,
He just doesnt deserve you !!!!
Put him on rations ! There is never a better way to punish ! lol

5 Jul 2005

Thank you all for your suggestions :wave2:
I will certainly be using some of those ideas, particularly Blonde's!!!!!!! :giggle:
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5 Jul 2005

Quote by blonde
Polly babe,
He just doesnt deserve you !!!!
Put him on rations ! There is never a better way to punish ! lol

WELL THANKS A LOT BLONDE NOW THATS MY SEX LIFE OVER WITH THEN!!!! FFS :censored: blink

5 Jul 2005

Quote by mollman
Polly babe,
He just doesnt deserve you !!!!
Put him on rations ! There is never a better way to punish ! lol

WELL THANKS A LOT BLONDE NOW THATS MY SEX LIFE OVER WITH THEN!!!! FFS :censored: blink

You are kidding, Mollman, you know I need to abuse you!!!
:inlove:
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