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We've all heard the myth that the car is meant to be some kind of penis extension, but I drive a mini, so this can't possibly be true!
p.s. is 3inches VWE or just WE dunno ?
Sex God
dear emrys welcome to the SH mini owners club..
VVVwe I would say in answer to your question lol
Sex God
I thought size doesn't matter anyway??? confused
Master of Sex
I've got 9 litres, anyone fancy a shag?
you mean there's a mini owners club!
how do I join confused:
Sex God
Emrys this place has got everything lol
someone may be kind enough to post the previous thread but I am too stupid to do so :cry:
warwick you'll be telling me that this site has ladies next!
I'd be intersted to know what the SH Mini owners club meetings are like
(do I sound sad?)
I think this is what you are looking for:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/8465.html
Warming the Bed
Quote by bluexxx
I thought size doesn't matter anyway??? confused

Your right Blue, size does not matter its what they can do with it ! wink
If someone mainly male drives a flash car, well that says to me. Small penis, large head. And a very large ego. Where as someone who drives a mini or an old banger well their the ones for me.
Sex God
Hi bella 25
Ive got a lol :lol: :lol: mini ive got a mini etc wink
well Bella, mine is both a mini and an old banger - and the cars not bad either (ho ho.. ahem)
anyway, I can't complain, as I've been told that 3 inches is VVVWE !!
thanks for the thread Bilko.
Quote by Bella25
If someone mainly male drives a flash car, well that says to me. Small penis, large head. And a very large ego. Where as someone who drives a mini or an old banger well their the ones for me.

I drive a Daewoo Matiz - more legroom than any other car I tried, and described by a friend of mine as a "mini-people carrier".
So come on, mini people - I'm driving! :silly:
Warming the Bed
I think Roger you may be bigging your flash car up or is that bigging it down to make it sound unflash..
Erm is that right ?? c'mon tell us the truth.
Not my car but identical to it:

Let me put it this way; if I give you a ride in the passenger seat, we will be having sex hump - there's simply no other way to fit two people in the car. :silly: Okay, I exaggerate but only a little.
It's small but it's effective. smile Not quite an old banger though - it was new last year. (WHOOOO!)
Quote by roger743
I drive a Daewoo Matiz

:shock: :shock:
Oh Roger.... You just went down in my estimation.... sad
wink lol
Shireen
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Oh Roger.... You just went down in my estimation

I drive an estimation too shireen.....do you want to go down in mine???? wink :wink:
KinkyLizard
Quote by Kinky Lizard
Oh Roger.... You just went down in my estimation

I drive an estimation too shireen.....do you want to go down in mine???? wink :wink:
KinkyLizard
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
But is your estimation a saloon or a hatchback KL???
Shireen
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But is your estimation a saloon or a hatchback KL???

Warming the Bed
My 1.5 litre Rover,... is a labrador with a bladder problem
Warming the Bed
Erm Roger. It may be small, but it is also flash. But I must admit yes yes yes it is a lovely car.
Warming the Bed
Does a bike count smile ?
Not sure what it might be compensating for !
:idea:
Bloody difficult to have sex on the back seat, thats for sure. :shock:
Quote by Kinky Lizard
But is your estimation a saloon or a hatchback KL???


Shireen
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Grrrrrrrrr..............
It wont let me put my pic on.....
It was a TVR Cerbera........
Shireen
xxxx
Almost as good as the pic of the Audi Quattro I am struggling to attatch ......
mad :x :x :x :x :x
Forum Virgin
I drive a 69 beetle..
Master of Sex
re joing a mini club

10 secs on google , sure there are others. Join one today , they are not all full of bearded men who are walking encyclopedias with the charisma of a soggy sump gasket . e.g. I am clean shaven , well one end .
Warming the Bed
I have some very odd ideas about cars - I think that they are MODES OF TRANSPORT - and not lifestyle accessories, penis extensions, status symbols etc
but then I'm just wierd
Master of Sex
Quote by well_busty_babe
i drive.......
.. men to distraction!!!!!!!!!
:P

What was that wbb?, I'm still distracted from Sat nite lol