Years ago I was driving to a gig with a fellow musician and he was telling me that he was nervous about seeing his new girlfriend at the weekend because they would probably go to bed for the first time. He was worried that she might think his cock too small. To my astonishment he said, " I'm only ten inches when I'm fully erect ". At first I thought he was being ironic and having a laugh but then realised he was serious. He really was worried about his ten inch cock being thought of as too small. Beggars belief sometimes doesn't it?!
By contrast I knew a guy years ago ( another musician friend ) who really did have a small knob. At puberty he didn't develope properly and for the rest of his life has to have injections. His full erection was about the size of a little finger and that chap had no problems about it. Just accepted it. He was sexually active and had a regular sex partner.
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Quote by Cicero
Years ago I was driving to a gig with a fellow musician and he was telling me that he was nervous about seeing his new girlfriend at the weekend because they would probably go to bed for the first time. He was worried that she might think his cock too small. To my astonishment he said, " I'm only ten inches when I'm fully erect ". At first I thought he was being ironic and having a laugh but then realised he was serious. He really was worried about his ten inch cock being thought of as too small. Beggars belief sometimes doesn't it?!
By contrast I knew a guy years ago ( another musician friend ) who really did have a small knob. At puberty he didn't develope properly and for the rest of his life has to have injections. His full erection was about the size of a little finger and that chap had no problems about it. Just accepted it. He was sexually active and had a regular sex partner.
Bet they were always a very "close" couple
think about it...oh well
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Seems a little on the small side to me.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/images/penis-size_525x724.jpg
I can just imagine some blokes with their dicks on the screen now measuring themselves against this chart :lol2:
If that is the case, then their bollocks will be dangling just about where my signature is....
what a image to go to bed with.... Quote by Maia
Seems a little on the small side to me.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/images/penis-size_525x724.jpg
I can just imagine some blokes with their dicks on the screen now measuring themselves against this chart :lol2:
If that is the case, then their bollocks will be dangling just about where my signature is....
what a image to go to bed with....You love it really maia :P sweet dreams
Quote by In_awe_of_U
I can just imagine some blokes with their dicks on the screen now measuring themselves against this chart :lol2:
Feel sorry for the guy with a 21" monitor - all the pictures would be that much bigger...LOL
Lol but just think of the guy on his little 7" pda, he must think he's in heaven around about now
Quote by truluv
Does anyone listen to Graham Torrington on Late night love?
They we're discussing penis size on that this evening.
Apparantly - Men with "really" big cocks are lazier lovers than average guys cos they think that ther're size is enough to please the lady in question.
Graham torrington, sgr, your a local colchesterian? Gawd no, my face may be known
shhhh, you didnt see me
Well, all the ads appear to be asking for vwe men, so looks like I'll never get to swinging, heh heh, but HURRAH for men with small penii. We're probably a dying breed, but if any of the rest of you are out there reading about 7-12" monsters, and feeling like a peanut in a chicken factory, then worry not, there are more of us out here.
Hung like a baby shrew ona winters day and proud....ish...
Hung like a baby shrew ona winters day and proud....ish...
having a small or average sized wilbur isn't the end of the world,it just means you have to pay a bit more attention to the skills you do have,,I haven't got the largest wang in the world by any means,but,I have been told I have a very talented tongue,there are plenty of ways to please your partner,the only limit to which is your imagination 
Quote by Z3D
having a small or average sized wilbur isn't the end of the world,it just means you have to pay a bit more attention to the skills you do have,,I haven't got the largest wang in the world by any means,but,I have been told I have a very talented tongue,there are plenty of ways to please your partner,the only limit to which is your imagination
i totally agree
as i have said b4 on a thread i find men with smaller 'wilburs' make better lover cause they put more effort inot the oral/4play rather than just turning up with a big cock and expecting u to work for it, and i like the 4play bit better than the shag anyway lol
now last time i said that i had some guys on my case who said he had a big cock and took offence to the fact i suggested he was crap at oral so can i just say i am not saying that at all, its just how i have found things
Quote by Mikehboy19
How about this poor fella for you maia. Gawd i pity this man..
If you do then don't do a Google image search for micropenis or ambiguous genitalia for you will read about the medical condition of some very unlucky people: baby with extremely small sex, female with external genitalia looking half male, half female... I ain't got the biggest wang but I just count my lucky stars that it is not malformed.
I won't post the links directly because it might gross out some people so if you think you can take it do the search yourself.
Quote by srilumpa
How about this poor fella for you maia. Gawd i pity this man..
If you do then don't do a Google image search for micropenis or ambiguous genitalia for you will read about the medical condition of some very unlucky people: baby with extremely small sex, female with external genitalia looking half male, half female... I ain't got the biggest wang but I just count my lucky stars that it is not malformed.
I won't post the links directly because it might gross out some people so if you think you can take it do the search yourself.
Portsmouth!!! A local at last
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Portsmouth!!! A local at last
Hey Maia, victory at last! You'll have to inspect the fleet to see whether he floats your boat, i.e. whether his mast is up to standard.
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Portsmouth!!! A local at last
Hey, I noticed your posts when reading this thread and would have loved to contact you, especially if your thumbnail picture is representative of your overall beauty, but given that there were no indication of where you live I didn't want to bother you when you might turn out to live in scotland or something (not that I wouldn't have wanted to talk to you then, but I don't want to bother somebody to try to setup a meet and then find out they live too far away for it to be practical, cancel it and be labeled in their mind as a timewaster).
So what are you doing saturday afternoon/night?
If you prefer to make this conversation more private you can mail me at sri_ as I check it more often than here.
I hope to see you soon to see if we get along well together around a drink first and then to see if you get along well around my cock.
Sri Lumpa
"I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it"
"I have made this longer, because I have not had the time to make it shorter."
Blaise Pascal
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Hey, I noticed your posts when reading this thread and would have loved to contact you, especially if your thumbnail picture is representative of your overall beauty, but given that there were no indication of where you live I didn't want to bother you when you might turn out to live in scotland or something
Flattery will get you to lots of places, they say. I am in West Sussex, about 40 mins away from Portsmouth.
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So what are you doing saturday afternoon/night?
Being on call for work, no doubt.
By the way, where did the Sri Lumpa name come from? Do share with us you age, etc. and interests.
