Penis size and staying power

7 Jul 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
having a small or average sized wilbur isn't the end of the world,it just means you have to pay a bit more attention to the skills you do have,,I haven't got the largest wang in the world by any means,but,I have been told I have a very talented tongue,there are plenty of ways to please your partner,the only limit to which is your imagination

i totally agree
as i have said b4 on a thread i find men with smaller 'wilburs' make better lover cause they put more effort inot the oral/4play rather than just turning up with a big cock and expecting u to work for it, and i like the 4play bit better than the shag anyway lol
now last time i said that i had some guys on my case who said he had a big cock and took offence to the fact i suggested he was crap at oral so can i just say i am not saying that at all, its just how i have found things wink

I agree entirely, size is not everything, I blame my dad myself .....size 6 feet?

8 Jul 2005

Quote by Maia

Hey Maia, victory at last! You'll have to inspect the fleet to see whether he floats your boat, i.e. whether his mast is up to standard.

My boat? You talking about my arse by any chance? hee hee biggrin

But I don't want to float it, I want to sink it with cannon fire (shooting blank of course as translated in French it gives "tirer a blanc" which translated back word for word means shooting white :D:D:D:D).

8 Jul 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids

Seems a little on the small side to me.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/images/penis-size_525x724.jpg

I can just imagine some blokes with their dicks on the screen now measuring themselves against this chart :lol2:
Yeah but it wouldn't be very accurate because the picture would be smaller with either a higher resolution or a smaller screen... hmm, where can I buy a 10 inch monitor with a 1600x1200 resolution to finally have that gigantic willy I dream of instead of that small willy that is like a baby*.
*like a baby, two feet and six pounds that is biggrin

.

8 Jul 2005

Quote by Maia
Flattery will get you to lots of places, they say.

Will it get me between your legs?

Quote by Maia
I am in West Sussex, about 40 mins away from Portsmouth.

I work in Selsey and it is about 35-40 minutes from Pompey so I guess you must be not too far from Chichester, Bognor, Littlehampton or Cocking, but which one?

Quote by Maia
Being on call for work, no doubt.

A job where you are on call... are you a doctor or a nurse by any chance?

Quote by Maia
By the way, where did the Sri Lumpa name come from? Do share with us you age, etc. and interests.

The name Sri Lumpa came from a French SF book. I was looking for a username that was unlikely to have been used over an over on websites in English so given that there was no traduction of the book at the time (don't know about now) and I rather liked the name and the hero sporting it I made it my own and I indeed haven't come across any other Sri Lumpa in my day to day activities (though a google search does reveal more of us).
Otherwise I am 25 years old, about 1m68 tall (probably more but last time I measured I hadn't finished growing up*), a bit overweight (79Kg) and French**.
My interests are, among other things, women (who would have thought), books (re-re-re-reading Good Omens at the moment), computers/video games, television, science and learning more about the world in general.
I guess it will have to do for now as I worked a 12 hour shift last night and need some sleep.
Bye,
Sri Lumpa
*some say I still haven't
** If you want to replay the Battle Of Trafalgar I am willing to let myselft be beaten as long as I get to riddle your most precious asset with cannon fire ;).

8 Jul 2005

Quote by srilumpa
Littlehampton or Cocking, but which one?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

8 Jul 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
Littlehampton or Cocking, but which one?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sadly Mike, there is such a place called Cocking. My good friend lives there. lol

:lol:

8 Jul 2005

Quote by inneedofsomeloving
can any one`tell me if my willy is of average size i am 7 inch long and 3 inch wide and what is the average time a man can last during intercourse

3" wide??? and 7" long??? That's not a cock.... it's a turnip!!! :lol: :lol:
As for staying power..... it depends on who the woman is and how much I am turned on by her. If she is sexy as hell then I can repeat without stopping after I have first cum. (I only discovered I could do this quite recently.)

8 Jul 2005

Quote by Wishmaster
As for staying power..... it depends on who the woman is and how much I am turned on by her. If she is sexy as hell then I can repeat without stopping after I have first cum. (I only discovered I could do this quite recently.

Whew.. thought it was just me with this abnormality...
innocent

:whistling: :whistling:

8 Jul 2005

Quote by CiscoCat6k

As for staying power..... it depends on who the woman is and how much I am turned on by her. If she is sexy as hell then I can repeat without stopping after I have first cum. (I only discovered I could do this quite recently.

Whew.. thought it was just me with this abnormality...
innocent

:whistling: :whistling:
must be a terrable hardship lol

8 Jul 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
must be a terrable hardship lol

ERmm hard being the operative work NN??
rotflmao

:giggle: :huh:

8 Jul 2005

Quote by CiscoCat6k

must be a terrable hardship lol

ERmm hard being the operative work NN??
rotflmao

:giggle: :huh:
rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

8 Jul 2005

Quote by Maia
Littlehampton or Cocking, but which one?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sadly Mike, there is such a place called Cocking. My good friend lives there. lol

:lol:
I know, Maia, I looked it up:

:lol: :lol:

8 Jul 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
I know, Maia, I looked it up:

:lol:

You are so inquisitive, which explains your ahem, talents very well. redface

P.S. to sri lumpa, as for whether I am a doctor or a nurse, that's for me to know wink

P.P.S. On the subject of penis and size, girth and everything else suckable about it, I prefer a penis which is in proportion. For example, a rounded brown mushroom shaped penis head is far more favourable than one that looks like the tip of an asparagus. Always avoid portobello shaped penis head as the aim is to be well and truly thrusted, not to have a cervical sweep. :shock:

8 Jul 2005

The only benefit a guy with a large penis has is that it is possible to get away with a poor performance if the girl is really talented, while a guy who is smaller would not get away with it as easily. By no means is it the case that all people with big members are lazy sods, and smaller peeps are busy, affectionate lovers tho!

8 Jul 2005

what on earth is a portobello!??!
T & L xx

8 Jul 2005

Quote by 3someinpreston
what on earth is a portobello!??!
T & L xx

A mushroom!!! Or called 'portobella' by the uncultured buyers for Sainsburys confused

8 Jul 2005

Quote by Mark

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/images/penis-size_525x724.jpg
HTH

how come that chart has no 'small' just 'low average'? the author isn't fooling anyone, if it casts no shadow, it's SMALL.

9 Jul 2005

Quote by Maia
P.S. to sri lumpa, as for whether I am a doctor or a nurse, that's for me to know

Fair enough, I go from the principle that there aren't any indiscreet questions, only questions whose answer may be indiscreet (or not) that way any question can be asked but no answer is guaranteed. I guess that question was for you of the kind whose answer is indiscreet.

9 Jul 2005

Quote by srilumpa
Fair enough, I go from the principle that there aren't any indiscreet questions, only questions whose answer may be indiscreet (or not) that way any question can be asked but no answer is guaranteed. I guess that question was for you of the kind whose answer is indiscreet.

Ermm, yeah, I think I get what you mean and I think I agree with you. biggrin

25 Sep 2005

Quote by inneedofsomeloving
dont realy know but i had a one night stand on friday and she told me i had the smallest willy she had ever seen

The size does matter for the willy’s owner. I understand you because I had 6,5 and it seemed to me that it was very small, even nobody had tell me about it. So if you worry about it, you know, there are such pills – Extagen, use them, enlarge him and do not worry.
And find tactful girls.

25 Sep 2005

Quote by Gulf
I had 6,5 and it seemed to me that it was very small,

Unless you are measuring in cm, 6.5 is a little above average.

25 Sep 2005

Quote by Gulf

nope.......matters for the insecure Willy's owner.
.......davej aka 'The Hampster'........

25 Sep 2005

Quote by Gulf
[ So if you worry about it, you know, there are such pills â€“ Extagen, use them, enlarge him and do not worry.

I would not advise any man to fall for the penis enlargement scams - anyone who does must be extremely gullible. There are many reports of the huge scams perpetrated over the internet - e.g.

25 Sep 2005

Well what do I know !!!!!!!............ except that according to Marks chart I guess I'm low avarage (how quaint smile

) which I guess really means small.
Well it's been with me 50 years, and I've been using it for most of them years, so it ain't worth worrying about. It's helped produce 2 really great kids, has had a fair number of encounters, and still starts at the touch of (the right) button.
The latest (and hopefully last Mrs M - cos I love her soooo much) seems to make all them noises when we're being intimate, and assures me she never fakes (yeah sad git, I did ask once, way back in the beginning). So really I guess the fears that men may have in their youth have left me and I am happy with what I've got.
M

25 Sep 2005

Quote by SXBOY
7 inches seems small
normally late on friday from pub to first light saturday is a good session

tabbi raises an eyebrow ......... doin me bestest Roger Moore here lol

25 Sep 2005

Well we are looking for a guy with a really large one.....forget sex, we just wanna do summut nasty to him!....LOL
BDSM is such fun, don't you think?
T&K wink

26 Sep 2005

Quote by davej
nope.......matters for the insecure Willy's owner.

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