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If you could cross any two animals to make your perfect pet...
Which two animals would it be and why?
Probably Shireen and Dawn...
<Daft mode on>
Not sure I can come up a good answer, but I remember reading an article in a paper a few months back where it was claimed that a Bull dog had mated with a Shitzu (sp?)...they were debating whether it would be called a Bull Shit!
redface surprisedops: :oops:
My poor sense of humour but it made me giggle
Kitty xxx
Quote by dirtytwo
A rotweiller and a giraffe.
So he can bite the intruders over the fence!

lol
Quote by Noel
Probably Shireen and Dawn...

OMG :giggle:
Start running now!
Quote by Noel
Probably Shireen and Dawn...

errrrrr
Well there are some people who are still trying to cross the boundries of cross spieces between sheep and humans, I don't believe it has been succesfull yet but a few are still trying especially near cliff edges for some reason!
Quote by Noel
Probably Shireen and Dawn...

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
In your dreams little man :giggle:
Dawn :lol2:
Quote by dirtytwo
A rotweiller and a giraffe.
So he can bite the intruders over the fence!

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
An Aardvark and a Spider... Just cos it'll make the Duck-Billed Platypus look normal...ish!!!
But obviously it'll never compare to the Camelphantelopelicanaryak..... lol
smile
A St Bernard and a Monkey
A womble and a haggis
I think you could get the greatest rewards by mating animals which were almostthe same species anyway:
The Energiser bunny and a rabbit.
Boy would that make you popular with the girls smile
Cheers
Cock of the North
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I think you could get the greatest rewards by mating animals which were almost the same species anyway:
The Energiser bunny and a rabbit.
Boy would that make you popular with the girls smile
Cheers
Cock of the North

Have I told you recently how god damn sexy you are - well you were the last time I looked wink :twisted:
oops - he has finished work
edit - no no no - why oh why did you use a cock-shot on your profile when you have such a lovely face :shock:
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A bulldog and an chimp

hey....leave me out of it...!!!
CheekyChimp... cool
Quote by dirtytwo
A rotweiller and a giraffe.
So he can bite the intruders over the fence!

Fan-flucking-tastic
lol
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Well there are some people who are still trying to cross the boundries of cross spieces between sheep and humans, I don't believe it has been succesfull yet but a few are still trying especially near cliff edges for some reason!

Oh ffs, where have you been all these years rolleyes
That experiment was perfected years ago, the living proof of this can be seen every month queing outside local council offices all over the UK with thier little Council Tax payment books in hand ............ baaa baaa baa lol
(folds away his soap box, glances up at the sky, "looks like rain again" and heads to the nearest pub)
Perfect cross? a horse and a golden eagle, wow what a ride biggrin
A cat and a snake.
Would that be a Cake or a Snat?
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Have I told you recently how god damn sexy you are - well you were the last time I looked wink :twisted:
oops - he has finished work
edit - no no no - why oh why did you use a cock-shot on your profile when you have such a lovely face :shock:

Because I am the shy and retiring type, as you well know smile
Haven't you got better things to do? Tidy your sock drawer maybe...?
I am coming up to my busiest and most stressful three months at work, hence you will see me on here more and more as I seek to fritter my time away in a state of denial.
Cheers
Cock of the North
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Haven't you got better things to do? Tidy your sock drawer maybe...?

lol
That's not a job to be done on your own - as well you know :twisted: wink