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I am currently preparing for my 'big day' tomorrow...
Send me a PM with your requirements please and I will respond after Saturday, I always reply to PMs from nice ladies wink
Quote by sexkittenhfx
liasons, are you some kind of single mans swinging guru?
come on, tell all! theres plenty of guys out there that need the advice lol

I do have some theories, but need to test them out first before publishing, that would be the responsible thing to do.
Are you volunteering btw? wink
Quote by Sarah

And to the second point Darkfire, I will be in touch with you in due course :thumbup: But I notice on your profile Darkfire you are not looking for fellas, so whats going on here? dunno

I dont meet single blokes hun, but that doesnt mean i'm not interested in hearing your advice (as a single bloke) on how to meet one, from your perspective :dunno:
its easy, go in the chat room and say, anyone want a shag,
cant guarantee you'll get what would be your 'type' but you'd get lots of volunteers lol
Oh
There is an idea for a chatroom name 'shag room'
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Shag room works :twisted: :twisted:
i'm on me way lol
edit : no i'm not, fookin thing saw me coming and stuck a lock on the door rotflmao
Quote by debz4u
I know :cry: i am But they are out there not my fault i have strange taste in men either i like geeky intresting people but i would make some exeptions if they intrest me (going to change profile )lol :small-print: its to strickt
NOT THAT MANY READ IT ANYWAY rolleyes
Debz xxxx

I've read the thread again and my post was based on the above from memory of when it was posted by Debz. Remember it was not I who initialy accused Debz of beeing too picky. I was working on the basis she now thought she was too picky.
Sorry for any confusion caused. redface
Quote by debz4u
Id shag ya NN wink
Debz

whoo hoo on my way :bounce:
Yes i still am FUSSY just changed my profile in no way will i change my critera im not picky but fussy
and now profiles changed all sorts of crap why do men mail you if you dont have and ad im not really asking them to mail me i scoure the ads myself and try and find the right ones even then its hard when halk or more are married or attatched
Debz xxxx
Huh so I'm sacked am I you tart. Was going to come on and say how wonderful you are, not sure now Debz is a great friend a very attractive lady and a BJ Queen lol...Joolenxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by joolen
Huh so I'm sacked am I you tart. Was going to come on and say how wonderful you are, not sure now Debz is a great friend a very attractive lady and a BJ Queen lol...Joolenxxxxxxxxxx

redface was only kiddin about being sacked
wink give you the tener later
Debz xx
Debz, when you finally work out this swinging lark, give me a shout and let me know how it goes, cause Im totally confused with it all confused
And dont stop being fussy/chossy/picky or whatever you call it, and dont ever lower your standards for ANYONE. You are here for your pleasure so why should you meet someone who you dont feel attracted to? wink
indeed worship :worship:
Debz xxxx
well sed NWC xxxxxxx
Does that mean I get a snog? Im not over 6 foot, but I could stand on a chair lol
corrrr mrs NWC don't be silly your my pin up belive it your a sexy minx hehehe
Just don't go giving my secrets away ie why i needed to wear your skirt in the woods redface
Debz xxxx
debz
well what can i say you certainly float my boat you are a genuine person who is very giving in all respects you have taught me some very good things and you have give me very nice feelings to go with ones i thought i could never experience with a female but you certainly hit my spot xxx I was honoured to go with you to the club that time we had a laugh and we pulled a couple of nice men remember!!!!! any way debz i think you are a perfect example of a swinger xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxgood lucking a charming lovely lady xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Interesting thread. Debz looking at it from a basic level you should never have to compromise on what you are looking for. There are far more guys than girls on the scene and because of that you as an attractive lady should be able to choose what you want. Its just a shame that non of this is simple.I think your always going to meet a percentage of guys who lie or try there luck and thats going to happen no mater what you request. It basically comes down to being very strict on your criteria and selecting from less people. or giving more people a chance and expecting to reject more. personally i think you should go for what you want and still expect some degree of disappointment.
Also its nice to know that there are other people insecure about how they fit into the scene. I've been on this site for a while now but I've yet to fully embrace the scene. I'm still building up to my first club visit. I'm sure once i make my first step I'll settle right in. likewise also i think you'll find your spot in the scene and feel happy with it sooner or later. Good luck Si
Ooooerrr i thought i was a minger confused
Thanks rolo chuck
Debz xxxx
Debz,
there is a school of thought that says if you make yourself even more fussy it might make you more desirable with men. But you have to present your choosiness in away that looks right on your profile
Yes SIR ............ poke
when i start listning to mens advice i have never met i will give up rolleyes
debz xxxx
Quote by debz4u
Yes SIR ............ poke
when i start listning to mens advice i have never met i will give up rolleyes
debz xxxx

I'm glad to hear you know what you want cool
For me this is the perfect swing....

See it's got a slide and another swing that made out of a tyre! Absolute genius! :happy: :happy: :happy:
AND there's a climbing frame thingy as well. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

*easy runs off to have a go on the wibbly-wobbly slide, 'cos he's not really a swinger*
:giggle:
Quote by Liaisons
Yes SIR ............ poke
when i start listning to mens advice i have never met i will give up rolleyes
debz xxxx

I'm glad to hear you know what you want cool
thats my point i do know im just crap at getting it :shock:
Debz xxxx
Quote by easy
For me this is the perfect swing....

See it's got a slide and another swing that made out of a tyre! Absolute genius! :happy: :happy: :happy:
AND there's a climbing frame thingy as well. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

*easy runs off to have a go on the wibbly-wobbly slide, 'cos he's not really a swinger* :giggle:

you can behave too smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Debz xxxx
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
TICK! You're it Debz........
*easy runs off round the back of the swing and pulls his tongue out*
:P lol
oh a tongue now stop it or i'll get m/sassy to spank you
confused
Debz xxxx
Quote by debz4u
oh a tongue now stop it or i'll get m/sassy to spank you
confused
Debz xxxx

Fluffykins spanking me is not a threat :giggle:
Quote by easy
oh a tongue now stop it or i'll get m/sassy to spank you
confused
Debz xxxx

Fluffykins spanking me is not a threat :giggle:
I'd be scared or she must have mellowed don't tell her i said that
Debz xxxx
Quote by easy
oh a tongue now stop it or i'll get m/sassy to spank you
confused
Debz xxxx

Fluffykins spanking me is not a threat :giggle:
rotflmao i can't believe she's getting called Fluffkins on here now as well, Fantastic biggrin
If she wasn't such a crap domme, she'd kill me :giggle:
Debz,about 10 minutes ago,I read a bit about you being shy,I've just managed to get up off the floor having broken several ribs laughing,SHY,SHY,you don't know the meaning of the word girl,who you trying to kid,I'm really gonna suffer for this one arn't I,bugger,mmmmmmwwwwwaaaahhhh,lol,john,xxxxxxxxx, prude maybe,but not shy,xxxx