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Bloody kids kicking their football about in my street (hitting my car and windows), when there's a perfectly decent park about 500 yards away.
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pet hates!
Trainers that have the laces done in such a way that you can't pull the sides apart ....... and you can't get your feet in em
or you spend 20 minutes slacking the laces off so you can get said feet in ..... and then you practically step out of them when you walk cos you can't tighten em again :x
Some bright spark will suggest redoing the laces so you can slacken/tighten them with a simple pull of the sides ....... but I always forget until I go to put the bluddy things on again and don't have time!!
or you spend 20 minutes slacking the laces off so you can get said feet in ..... and then you practically step out of them when you walk cos you can't tighten em again :x
Some bright spark will suggest redoing the laces so you can slacken/tighten them with a simple pull of the sides ....... but I always forget until I go to put the bluddy things on again and don't have time!!
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i have just spent 20mins on hold on the phone listening to a very annoying voice tell me how importent my call is while they don't answer!
this is just one of my pet hates that i think should go in room 101
what really gets you lot angry?
Oh I'll go with that - doesn't matter what time of day I phone Sky, I always seem to pick that time that "Unfortunately I've called at an extremely busy time" and have to wait agggges
Even after many many calls, I've not yet found that time that isn't "unfortunately extremely busy", otherwise I would phone then :x
And as for the crooks that advertised themselves as solicitors, that we're using at the mo ....... we've done all the bluddy work for them!!!! :x
And them giant holes that people put through their ears, what's all that about :confused: So long as they understand that when I'm talking to them, I'm also trying to use their ears as binoculars :undecided:
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And them giant holes that people put through their ears, what's all that about :confused: So long as they understand that when I'm talking to them, I'm also trying to use their ears as binoculars :undecided:
I can't even look at them, let alone talk. It makes me retch.
Bukkake.... now that is bleak. Men and women who like it and talk about it.... :vomitemoticon:
I also dislike how my belly button almost has it's own climate. Is that because I am overweight? Or do I have an abnormal amount of fluff ? (yes, I clean it out everyday
) Ironing
Old people who push in queues ( EVERYWHERE! )
Companies constantly ringing me to sell me their crap
Drivers who leave their fog lights on
When you get a nasty niff in the house that smells like something has died on the carpet and can't for the life of you find what's causing it but then it disappears on it's own after a couple of days leaving you none the wiser. WTF???
Cyclists who wear all black at night and no freakin lights on :x
Old people who push in queues ( EVERYWHERE!
)Companies constantly ringing me to sell me their crap
Drivers who leave their fog lights on
When you get a nasty niff in the house that smells like something has died on the carpet and can't for the life of you find what's causing it but then it disappears on it's own after a couple of days leaving you none the wiser. WTF???
Cyclists who wear all black at night and no freakin lights on :x
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Bigotry
My pet hate? When you phone a company with a problem/complaint. The first person who answers wants to know the problem so you spend ages telling them. They then tell you they can't deal with it and put you through to "Mr Smith". You then spend ages telling him the problem, to which he replies "oh, that's not my department I'll put you through to "Mrs Jones". etc etc etc ad naseum until you're finally told that the person who can deal with your problem is off sick/on annual leave/only works part time and can you phone back another time??
bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger!
bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger!
Having to wait three weeks for a Doctors appointment... at my surgery you have to plan your illness ahead 
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Oh, I do dislike being put on hold and having to listen to the awful music! Or the press button 1, listen to options given... press the 4, listen to options again... your get the gist of it! :? :?
:? Oh, I do dislike being put on hold and having to listen to the awful music! Or the press button 1, listen to options given... press the 4, listen to options again... your get the gist of it! :? :?
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men who do not seem to know what the dishwasher is for??
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Having to wait three weeks for a Doctors appointment... at my surgery you have to plan your illness ahead
And the receptionist asking you what the problem is when you try to book an appointment :shock: Is she gonna do the diagnosis herself :shock:
Which takes me straight on to SlurpySarahs 'not my department' topic
Why does the receptionist ask the problem when she's clearly not qualified - cos if she was, she would be called a Doctor! Plus living in a small village, there's noway I'm gonna tell my problems to a woman who I probably went to school with, and trust her not to tell anyone :shock:
If I phone the doctors for an appointment, that's what I want, not an interview about whether I deserve one or not :shock:
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women who dont leave the toilet seat up 
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women who dont leave the toilet seat up
Men who leave the toilet seat up!!hehe Was thinking about putting that myself
Oh and men who don't put the seat up and dribble on the seat :scared:
Miss Cream xxx
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women who dont leave the toilet seat up
Men who leave the toilet seat up!!hehe Was thinking about putting that myself
Oh and men who don't put the seat up and dribble on the seat :scared:
Miss Cream xxxpeeps wee shit in the bog at partys and try to hide it with air fresher :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ironing
When you get a nasty niff in the house that smells like something has died on the carpet and can't for the life of you find what's causing it but then it disappears on it's own after a couple of days leaving you none the wiser. WTF???
I am soooooo glad this doesn't just happen to us - I've turned the house over before like a copper looking for what it was that was causing it but never found anything!!! Should I phone Derek Acorah to come and have a look round next time it happens
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I hate it when animals sleep on peoples beds with them..............yuk.............now that is a PET hate :twisted: :twisted:
Oh god yes, I'm with you on this one.. it's bad enough there's male snoring and breaking wind without a furry one joining in!
Another pet hate of mine is people talking with their mouths full therefore spitting everywhere that and eating loudly.. ewww :scared:
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Another pet hate of mine is people talking with their mouths full therefore spitting everywhere that and eating loudly.. ewww :scared:
and noisy eaters too!
I went on a date a couple of weeks back ( the vanilla kind, remember them? ) and this guy was the noisiest eater! I'm sure the whole bloody restaurant heard him chewing at his food. Put me right off both him AND my own meal Quote by Sassy-Seren
Another pet hate of mine is people talking with their mouths full therefore spitting everywhere that and eating loudly.. ewww :scared:
and noisy eaters too!
I went on a date a couple of weeks back ( the vanilla kind, remember them? ) and this guy was the noisiest eater! I'm sure the whole bloody restaurant heard him chewing at his food. Put me right off both him AND my own meal years before I met Jay I went on a date with a guy who was eating king prawns... I have never in my entire life seen such a performance, slurp slurp... turned out he kissed the same way :shock: 
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Another pet hate of mine is people talking with their mouths full therefore spitting everywhere that and eating loudly.. ewww :scared:
and noisy eaters too!
I went on a date a couple of weeks back ( the vanilla kind, remember them? ) and this guy was the noisiest eater! I'm sure the whole bloody restaurant heard him chewing at his food. Put me right off both him AND my own meal years before I met Jay I went on a date with a guy who was eating king prawns... I have never in my entire life seen such a performance, slurp slurp... turned out he kissed the same way :shock::shock: Eeeeuuuuwwwww!
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I hate it when animals sleep on peoples beds with them..............yuk.............now that is a PET hate :twisted: :twisted:
my dog sleeps at the bottom on my bed but still on the bed always has done
my pet hate - dogs/animals licking peoples faces
Warming the Bed
People who pick their nose then eat it !
I can't stand it when chemists ask you if the medicene you're buying is for you and are you on any other medication!! What the heck has it got to do with them? I can read the label
And people who drive around a car park the wrong way and nick MY space when I've driven around and around for ages looking for it. I hope there is a special place reserved in hell for them.
And people who drive around a car park the wrong way and nick MY space when I've driven around and around for ages looking for it. I hope there is a special place reserved in hell for them.
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If we're talking pet word hates.......... two that have driven me mad in here (apologies to those who use it but it has to be said)....
Fook!
Peeps!
Sorry they just grate on me
Ooooooh I don't like Peeps
Not to bad with the odd Fook, but can't stand Luff :evil: Although I'm ok with other forms of love/luv etc, just not 'luffs ya' which makes the person sound to me like a total bubble head Oh and Hiyas!! :evil: Nearly as bad as Perfick, which I've hated since the Darling Buds of bluddy May invented it :evil:
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Females who buy a wrap over skirt and then spend all the time with their hand nailed to their leg holding the fecker shut. Why buy it in the first place or why dont you sew the gap up
An people who wait ages to get next mornings paper the night before, wtf for??
And how many guys do this..They are fixing something using tools,they put the tool down and when they go to get it..it's gone!! so they look everywhere for it even out in the garden,the loft ffs everywhere they havent been and then they come back to where they were working and the feckers right there.
Wish someone would invent magnetic overalls so you could just stick your screwdriver to your arm and it would stay there
An people who wait ages to get next mornings paper the night before, wtf for??
And how many guys do this..They are fixing something using tools,they put the tool down and when they go to get it..it's gone!! so they look everywhere for it even out in the garden,the loft ffs everywhere they havent been and then they come back to where they were working and the feckers right there.
Wish someone would invent magnetic overalls so you could just stick your screwdriver to your arm and it would stay there
