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pet name for ya privates

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You start then.........................
Crap missed my 100th Post!!!!
mellow
Master of Sex
just plain and simple..... "Mr. Todger" seems to suffice!
Unknown User
Mrs Cueball has Gnasher and I have Mini-me lol
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i used to even call my ex,pussy,in front of her mum,shed go ape once her mum had gone,will you not call me that when my mums here,....it kind a confused my parents,
Tigz
Sexpert
the little general
(I watch too much friends)
Sean
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Pet names for my Privates?
Well there's Private Jones, Private Brown, Private Isherwood. No pet names for them!!
Now if you'd asked about my Corporals .................................................... lol :lol: :lol:
gocommando1969
Sexlightened
the big fella...............
but before you rip me to shreds (even tho i'm new, i've been here long enough to know how it works...) it's not that big, well certainly not any bigger than average, guess that's why it's kind of a joke.......
gocommando1969
Sexlightened
would just like to point out that's it's not tiny either......... *puffing my chest out*
innocent
Vix
Sex God
Quote by gocommando1969
would just like to point out that's it's not tiny either......... *puffing my chest out*
innocent

Too late, petal.
JonJon
Orgasminator
:laughabove: :twisted:
SarfLondoner
Master of Sex
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Zorba.

Is it Greek? Does it smash plates or dance?
WOW!!! rolleyes
hornybitch
Warming the Bed
well my pet name for my 'privates' is peach cos its always wet and juicy smile
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No pet names - other than "bits"
But it reminds me of the old pick up line
Him: "Do you like chicken"
Her: "Yes"
Him: "Welll suck on this then, its fowl"
So from now on, I shall call mine "Chicken"
lhk
pinkbubble__mr__mrs__
Orgasminator
Mr Pink is Johnson
and Im Muie or Maud then theres me boobs which are Milly and Molly respectively..... :twisted:
foxys
Sexpert
The Right honourable member for underpants
davej
Sex God
The Camel's toe...apparently sad
rotflmao
Unknown User
Quote by KitKat
No pet names - other than "bits"
But it reminds me of the old pick up line
Him: "Do you like chicken"
Her: "Yes"
Him: "Welll suck on this then, its fowl"
So from now on, I shall call mine "Chicken"
lhk

Or alternativley
Him : Do you like flowers?
Her : Yes
Him Well get your Tulips round this.
Can be replaced with old favourites such as - Jewellry - suck on this it's a gem (only to be delivered whilst holding your crotch for maximum effect) and can you drive - well reverse onto this - again crotch holding required. redface
Take it your a Sid the Sexist fan?
leprechaun
Sex God
my pet name for meself is whore on tour
Ian
Sex God
Whenever Dawn needs something, like late night chocolate from the shops, she might just call me Mr Monster Dick.
Well its an ego boost if nothing else.
Ian
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rupert...