Pet Names for Sex Toys

11 Nov 2009

An ex of mine had a black vibrator that she affectionately called the black mamba.
Minx told me she will kill me if I reveal the pet name she uses for her favourite.
Chatting in the room tonight it became apparent that a few other folk had pet names for their fave toys.
I wondered if anyone would like to own up/shop their other half.

11 Nov 2009

Quote by Ben_welshminx
Minx told me she will kill me if I reveal the pet name she uses for her favourite.

Roger?

;-)
We have one we nicknamed Giganto. smile

11 Nov 2009

Mine is called TheVillians. Sorts me out good and proper every time. And no batteries needed. biggrin

11 Nov 2009

I must be weird - I don't do pet names confused

:? :?

11 Nov 2009

Quote by anais
I must be weird - I don't do pet names :? :?

no, i dont either, but then as theres only me i dont have to say the the'blah' or pass me the 'blah', maybe thats it

11 Nov 2009

big blue for this 16 inch double ended dildo I bought for my ex.
pinky is a nice little Gspot dildo smile

too many to name them all :/
would be like having 12 kids!

11 Nov 2009

Quote by Anoush
big blue for this 16 inch double ended dildo I bought for my ex.
pinky is a nice little Gspot dildo
too many to name them all :/
would be like having 12 kids!

i have a drawer of stuff but its still the blue one pink one, blah one etc, no names, never have been.

11 Nov 2009

The big one,the bigger one, the little one, the silver one, the double dildo, the double ender,my favourite one, that black one, the rechargeable one, in fact just pass me the bloody box :crazy: oooh not seen this one for a while :twisted:
My mate calls hers Steven Gerrard :doh:

11 Nov 2009

Quote by Tan--Kinky
My mate calls hers Steven Gerrard :doh:

ewww ffs

11 Nov 2009

I named my first vibe "vincent"- you could drop his name into conversation casually and nobody was any the wiser... wink

11 Nov 2009

Quote by earthchild
I must be weird - I don't do pet names :? :?

no, i dont either, but then as theres only me i dont have to say the the'blah' or pass me the 'blah', maybe thats it
Same here - might explain it smile

11 Nov 2009

Quote by Ben_welshminx
Minx told me she will kill me if I reveal the pet name she uses for her favourite.
.

Go Ben what does she call it??? Do we get a prize if we guess??

11 Nov 2009

Being that i am obssessed with transformers the film and meggan fox grrrrrrrr thought i would call mine optimus prime :giggle: lol at least there is no confussion when i ask for it lol innocent

11 Nov 2009

Well I thought long and hard (excuse the pun) when I named mine.......he is called Frankie!!!
Evertime I get him out I sing "frankie....do you remember me" biggrin

:D
Kinks xxx

11 Nov 2009

Quote by Tan--Kinky
The big one,the bigger one, the little one, the silver one, the double dildo, the double ender,my favourite one, that black one, the rechargeable one, in fact just pass me the bloody box :crazy: oooh not seen this one for a while :twisted:
My mate calls hers Steven Gerrard :doh:

a lady of taste...

11 Nov 2009

Quote by mrs-chats
Being that i am obssessed with transformers the film and meggan fox grrrrrrrr thought i would call mine optimus prime :giggle: lol at least there is no confussion when i ask for it lol

megan fox...... another lady of taste!

11 Nov 2009

Quote by Kaznkev
corgette,cuecumber,banana sweetcorm...
what? what did i say this time?

:scared::scared:
bolt

The rest have to be really cold
Umm I mean I have never tried it/them innocent

12 Nov 2009

stella, corona, budweiser.....
Oooops i thought we were nameing things that have been put up my pussy damn ! redface

note to self don't tell them what you do with the vodka bottles !

12 Nov 2009

I have a big pink one that my hubby calls the burglar device....if someone intruded they wouldnt stand a chance if i hit them with it rolleyes

12 Nov 2009

i call my flesh light 'that awful smell in the corner'
or the wankatron 6000
i don't own a fleshlight
my left hand

13 Nov 2009

When Elle says "get my thing" I know it's the platinum rabbit she wants!
On a side note, we keep toys etc in a metal box so if our house burnt to the ground with us in it, all people would have to remember us by would be the Ann Summers collection 2005-2009!

13 Nov 2009

Quote by Gurlonloan
stella, corona, budweiser.....
Oooops i thought we were nameing things that have been put up my pussy damn !
note to self don't tell them what you do with the vodka bottles !

omg what do u do with yours gurl we recycle ours lol:lol2:

14 Nov 2009

Mrs leics has one , i call the "pink sparkley thing " , as its got glitter in the shaft !

14 Nov 2009

oooooooooo i have just thought i got a butterfly one for my birthday and its water proof.... omg and i have not even had a razzle with it in the bath or shower yet what am i doing typing on ere now lol brb bolt