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Had the weirdest thing happen to me last night :shock: I have no idea whether I dreamt it or if it really happened dunno
I sleep really heavily and rarely get disturbed by anything and on the rare occasions Morb wakes me I'm not the most responsive of people. Believe me when I say he'd rather suffer at the hands of rabid, sex starved male prisoners than dare wake me for a quickie :shock:
In the midst of a v v v horny dream (again weird that I remember as I don't normally! I had the feeling of orgasming wink I woke up and definitely had a slight tingly feeling, not like my normal powerful, energy draining, body pulsing climaxes :twisted: but a distinct tingle and satisified erm .... the only way to describe is to sigh heavily and dreamily drop my shoulders! Ladies you know what I mean ....
Anyhow, my hands were no where near me, Morb was snoring away, and I am a clit stimulation needed kinda girl ....
So did I dream it? Has anyone else woke up with that feeling? It's the first time I remember this happening, is this a female version of the wet dream? (if so how do I make it happen again )lol
Cx
That must be sort of frustrating and exciting at the same time hmmmm
Quote by Calista
Had the weirdest thing happen to me last night :shock: I have no idea whether I dreamt it or if it really happened dunno
I sleep really heavily and rarely get disturbed by anything and on the rare occasions Morb wakes me I'm not the most responsive of people. Believe me when I say he'd rather suffer at the hands of rabid, sex starved male prisoners than dare wake me for a quickie :shock:
In the midst of a v v v horny dream (again weird that I remember as I don't normally! I had the feeling of orgasming wink I woke up and definitely had a slight tingly feeling, not like my normal powerful, energy draining, body pulsing climaxes :twisted: but a distinct tingle and satisified erm .... the only way to describe is to sigh heavily and dreamily drop my shoulders! Ladies you know what I mean ....
Anyhow, my hands were no where near me, Morb was snoring away, and I am a clit stimulation needed kinda girl ....
So did I dream it? Has anyone else woke up with that feeling? It's the first time I remember this happening, is this a female version of the wet dream? (if so how do I make it happen again )lol
Cx

yes, loads of times - great, innit :lol:
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Had the weirdest thing happen to me last night :shock: I have no idea whether I dreamt it or if it really happened dunno
I sleep really heavily and rarely get disturbed by anything and on the rare occasions Morb wakes me I'm not the most responsive of people. Believe me when I say he'd rather suffer at the hands of rabid, sex starved male prisoners than dare wake me for a quickie :shock:
In the midst of a v v v horny dream (again weird that I remember as I don't normally! I had the feeling of orgasming wink I woke up and definitely had a slight tingly feeling, not like my normal powerful, energy draining, body pulsing climaxes :twisted: but a distinct tingle and satisified erm .... the only way to describe is to sigh heavily and dreamily drop my shoulders! Ladies you know what I mean ....
Anyhow, my hands were no where near me, Morb was snoring away, and I am a clit stimulation needed kinda girl ....
So did I dream it? Has anyone else woke up with that feeling? It's the first time I remember this happening, is this a female version of the wet dream? (if so how do I make it happen again )lol
Cx

Maybe someone was thinking dirty thoughts about you and this is the sexual version of your ears burning? :twisted:
redface surprisedops: :oops:
This happened to me the other day for the first time.....It was really wierd because I woke up and was really confused that I was in bed on my own cos it'd been that vivid.....even worse the dream was about someone that I work with.... :oops:
I've woken up with this sensation a couple of times but can't remember what I was dreaming of :doh:
The best ones though are the unexpected, like the first time in ages I rode pillion on a motorbike and almost screamed into my visor redface
Yes, I`ve had this happen to me now and again, I orgasm in my sleep and wake up slightly (enough to know what`s happening and enjoy it).
It`s a nice feeling to drift back to sleep with that satisfied after orgasm feeling. I dont know how it happens or when it`s going to happen, my body does it of it`s own accord.
Yep loads of times :smug: these are the only ones I don't have to wait a week for to happen rolleyes
yep, I've had this happen every now and then, I see them as the female version of a wet dream. Wish I could work out how to have more !! lol :lol: :lol:
Yup, this happens all the time for me!
I'm never quite sure if the dream has turned me on so much that it has actually happened in my sleep, or whether the dream has just been that realistic that it seems as if i have!
Whatever, it still feels good! lol :twisted:
m xx
I used to have these spontaneous and unstimulated orgasms fairly often - it was always a surprise and a delight to wake up in the throes of sexual climax. Hasn't happened for ages, I mourn the loss of them.
Will HRT help??
:cry: :cry:
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Wish I could work out how to have more !! lol :lol: :lol:

ditto!
4 nights ago i woke up with what onlt be describe as a serious hard on dont think i ever expienced one as hard noe reason and far to asleep to do anything about it
Am I the only one who gets wet dreams and hates them.
I get like this when I don't have sex for several weeks.
I wake up after a very vivid sexual dream all wet between the legs and seriously frustrated.
If I leave myself alone I feel frustrated all day and end up being quite grumpy with everyone.
If I masturbate I feel terribly alone and upset as I long for someone to be with me rather than me furiously fiddling with myself to get rid of my sexual feelings.
DD :cry:
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Am I the only one who gets wet dreams and hates them.
I get like this when I don't have sex for several weeks.
I wake up after a very vivid sexual dream all wet between the legs and seriously frustrated.
If I leave myself alone I feel frustrated all day and end up being quite grumpy with everyone.
If I masturbate I feel terribly alone and upset as I long for someone to be with me rather than me furiously fiddling with myself to get rid of my sexual feelings.
DD :cry:

Awwwwww DD :therethere: kiss
I've had a few dreams like that but haven't actually completed the feeling so to speak but on waking up just had to! redface
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I've had a few dreams like that but haven't actually completed the feeling so to speak but on waking up just had to! redface

I've had both. Actual 'hands free' orgasms (If ONLY I could work out how to do that!!) and times where I've woken up on the brink which was frustrating.
Ive had this experiance before. It was a really weird dream, it was so vivid, i felt everything, the woman was a giant too....not just tall, a giant......maybe that means something lol
I've had that experience too - quite a few times.
I can remember waking up and half knowing the person the dream was about but never knowing excatly who and leaving me with a feeling of lingering desire.
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Had the weirdest thing happen to me last night :shock: I have no idea whether I dreamt it or if it really happened dunno
I sleep really heavily and rarely get disturbed by anything and on the rare occasions Morb wakes me I'm not the most responsive of people. Believe me when I say he'd rather suffer at the hands of rabid, sex starved male prisoners than dare wake me for a quickie :shock:
In the midst of a v v v horny dream (again weird that I remember as I don't normally! I had the feeling of orgasming wink I woke up and definitely had a slight tingly feeling, not like my normal powerful, energy draining, body pulsing climaxes :twisted: but a distinct tingle and satisified erm .... the only way to describe is to sigh heavily and dreamily drop my shoulders! Ladies you know what I mean ....
Anyhow, my hands were no where near me, Morb was snoring away, and I am a clit stimulation needed kinda girl ....
So did I dream it? Has anyone else woke up with that feeling? It's the first time I remember this happening, is this a female version of the wet dream? (if so how do I make it happen again )lol
Cx

Oh my word - that happens to me... redface but :twisted: