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Quote by Manolishi
T-J - no way you would give up innocent
I reckon your just lulling me into a false sense of security then next time we meet you will be wearing yellow and black and make buzzing noises in my ear smackbottom :smackbottom:

Well I definitiely won't be whispering sweet nothings in your ear now mate rolleyes evil wink
T-J
I have a honeycomb phobia... can't hack that honeycomb pattern-y thing... it maks me feel almost like coming out in hives..
Sexlightened
Have a look at some of these, can you imagine phoning in sick and telling them you suffer from one of the follwing, hence you can;t work today:
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Ambulophobia- Fear of walking.
Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.
Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers.
Atomosophobia- Fear of atomic explosions.
Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern lights. HMMMM No weed for you then biggrin
Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman.
Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money.
Coitophobia- Fear of coitus.
Coprophobia- Fear of feces.
Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements.
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.
Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture. (Gallophobia, Galiophobia)
Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
Genophobia- Fear of sex.
Gynephobia or Gynophobia- Fear of women
Gnosiophobia- Fear of knowledge. Imagine having that and not knowing how to spell it, cos you're scared lol
Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. LMFAO!!!!!!
Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope. Im sure they are feeling better now LOL
Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Rhypophobia- Fear of defecation.
I don't know, some people will think of anything to get out of working a bank holiday
Orgasminator
you missed my favorite phobia: Paraskevidekatriaphobia: Fear of Friday the 13th.
Sleeping in a totally dark room frightens the hell out of me. I always need a light on
even if just a night light................... oh... and spiders, big ones with hairy legs that
run across the carpet when you're watching tv. I need to know where it has
gone so that i can set the cat on it. Not overly fond of snakes or rats. Tried to
overcome my fear of heights by parachuting...... it didn't work...!!!
equi-princess xxx