Phobia's

8 May 2005

i found it quite amusing after looking up phobia's, for example
Genophobia- Fear of sex
Gymnophobia- Fear of nudity.
Hominophobia- Fear of men.
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Malaxophobia- Fear of love play. (Sarmassophobia)
Phagophobia- Fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten.-----
these clearly dont apply to anyone here!!!!!!!!
Then i found ones i didnt even know existed!!!!
Novercaphobia- Fear of your step-mother.--------Didnt know they had thought of a name for that?
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.-----------ok! confused

Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking.-------- now that is a weird one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Personally im shit scared of anything that flies!!!! moths,bees,flies,butterflies, etc..... even pigeons i dont know why i just am.
what are your phobias????

thnx lou xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

8 May 2005

spiders - not the piddly little ones, them i can deal with - im talking the ones where you can see the knee joints!
oh and wasps - bees i dont mind cos they have a function - wasps are just mean lil feckers!!! lol

oh and one serious phobia - fear of dying alone and unmissed (if thats a word)

8 May 2005

rrrrrrrrrrrr im sure u wont die and u will be missed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im so scarred of bee's and wasps i think this is because ive never been stung, its the not knowing how much it hurts! and i may be allergic!!! im allergic to nickle and cholophony!!! and i may be to bee or wasp stings i look like a right twat when one flies near me i scream and run in the house inever really enjoy the summer because of this!!!! :cry:

8 May 2005

i have a fear of getting old, not getting enough sex before i get old, and buying the next round :mrgreen:

8 May 2005

The one that always makes me laugh is Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - the fear of long words :shock: rotflmao

8 May 2005

Quote by bailiffs
and i may be to bee or wasp stings i look like a right twat when one flies near me :cry:

don't feel bad, we all look like twats when a bee buzzes nearby. i usually try to be a man and stand my ground and jerk my head back before thinking of doing a runner, i run like a girl.

8 May 2005

Quote by tanglewood72
oh and wasps - bees i dont mind cos they have a function - wasps are just mean lil feckers!!!

Wasps are evil things. Two summers ago, at a festival, I managed to end the life of a wasp rather tragically by sitting on it! Unfortunately, it stung me before it passed away and my arse developed this egg shaped swelling. I had to make a beeline to the Red Cross tent where there were a long queue of people waiting to be dispensed ointments for various mishaps. I told them that I was stung by a wasp and they handed me the tube of cream for topical application, expecting me to apply it there and then. I had to explain to them that it was on my arse and really privacy was needed.
As for my phobia... hmmmm octagonal shapes, like the shapes you get in between bubbles when they stick together.

8 May 2005

Quote by bailiffs
rrrrrrrrrrrr im sure u wont die and u will be missed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aww, thanks Lou kiss

8 May 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
The one that always makes me laugh is Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - the fear of long words :shock:

shhh, there might be someone who is a Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia on this forum and you just scared the shit out of them! :mrgreen:

8 May 2005

Quote by Maia

oh and wasps - bees i dont mind cos they have a function - wasps are just mean lil feckers!!!

Wasps are evil things. Two summers ago, at a festival, I managed to end the life of a wasp rather tragically by sitting on it!

the lucky bugger :mrgreen:

8 May 2005

Quote by Maia
As for my phobia... hmmmm octagonal shapes, like the shapes you get in between bubbles when they stick together.

hmmm thats different Maia, must make bubble baths a nightmare!! :therethere:

8 May 2005

Barophobia- Fear of gravity..........................how th fck can u be scared of something that surrounds u that u have no control over and dont even think about?
Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman. lol

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Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements. confused

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8 May 2005

Quote by tanglewood72
rrrrrrrrrrrr im sure u wont die and u will be missed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aww, thanks Lou kiss

Well I beg to differ, lol, I am certain all of us will die, hopefully we will not die alone, or at the very least lonely. What was that line in that John Martyn's song;
May you never lay your head down without a hand to hold....
I think that is a lovely song.
xxxx(kisses) @ Tanglewood.

8 May 2005

Quote by Maia

oh and wasps - bees i dont mind cos they have a function - wasps are just mean lil feckers!!!

Wasps are evil things. Two summers ago, at a festival, I managed to end the life of a wasp rather tragically by sitting on it! Unfortunately, it stung me before it passed away and my arse developed this egg shaped swelling. I had to make a beeline to the Red Cross tent where there were a long queue of people waiting to be dispensed ointments for various mishaps. I told them that I was stung by a wasp and they handed me the tube of cream for topical application, expecting me to apply it there and then. I had to explain to them that it was on my arse and really privacy was needed.
As for my phobia... hmmmm octagonal shapes, like the shapes you get in between bubbles when they stick together.
I'm guessing the wasp got the last laugh :lol:
As for me, I'm only afraid of spiders. Although I would hate to suffer from Aquaphobia, or Phobophobia (fear of either phobias, or everything (can't remember))

8 May 2005

Quote by tanglewood72

As for my phobia... hmmmm octagonal shapes, like the shapes you get in between bubbles when they stick together.

hmmm thats different Maia, must make bubble baths a nightmare!! :therethere:
I don't have bubble baths, I just use jasmine essential oil - biggrin

sorted

8 May 2005

Quote by Maia
Well I beg to differ, lol, I am certain all of us will die, hopefully we will not die alone, or at the very least lonely. What was that line in that John Martyn's song;
May you never lay your head down without a hand to hold....
I think that is a lovely song.
xxxx(kisses) @ Tanglewood.

aww thank you Maia, kiss

right back at you - and i like that lyric biggrin

8 May 2005

i just googled for more:
Aerophobia- Fear of swallowing air
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Chronophobia- Fear of time
Helmintophobia- Fear of being infested with worms
Mnemophobia- Fear of memories
Octophobia- Fear of the number 8
Panophobia- Fear of everything
you could'nt make these up if you tried :mrgreen:

8 May 2005

how the bleeding clusterf*cks can you be afraid of swallowing air? (and im sure thats usually called breathing hehe) - i guess thats the ultimate hypochondriac ailment!! lol

8 May 2005

some of them are abit stupid but they obviously exist!!!!!!!
what i want to know is how can u be afraid of gravity????
lou xxxxx

8 May 2005

Quote by bailiffs
some of them are abit stupid but they obviously exist!!!!!!!
what i want to know is how can u be afraid of gravity????
lou xxxxx

i reckon its probably a fear of someone or something switching it off lol

8 May 2005

Quote by tanglewood72
some of them are abit stupid but they obviously exist!!!!!!!
what i want to know is how can u be afraid of gravity????
lou xxxxx

i reckon its probably a fear of someone or something switching it off lol

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8 May 2005

Quote by bailiffs
some of them are abit stupid but they obviously exist!!!!!!!
what i want to know is how can u be afraid of gravity????
lou xxxxx

i reckon its probably a fear of someone or something switching it off lol

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christ - can you imagine if it was on a switch and GW got hold of it? eek! :lol:

8 May 2005

Quote by tanglewood72
some of them are abit stupid but they obviously exist!!!!!!!
what i want to know is how can u be afraid of gravity????
lou xxxxx

i reckon its probably a fear of someone or something switching it off lol

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christ - can you imagine if it was on a switch and GW got hold of it? eek! :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: gw??????????????????????

8 May 2005

ok, George W biggrin

8 May 2005

Quote by tanglewood72
ok, George W

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me gets you now lol

8 May 2005

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/chatroom/index.html confused

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8 May 2005

Quote by bailiffs
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me gets you now lol

is that a post or a demand? :lol:

8 May 2005

lol got a new one for you - sixhourstillworkobia !! eek

8 May 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/chatroom/index.html :? :lol: :lol: :lol:

9 May 2005

My phobia is Men !!!
Thats why I am still a virgin........lol