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Pity Darn Sarf :cry:
Anyone oop North?
Mal
Anyone oop North?
Mal
Sex God
Almost due east from Newcastle, on the way to Carlisle, there is a town called Haltwhistle. In the middle of Haltwhistle there's a sign declaring itself as the centre of Great Britain - it's the same distance to the coast north and south, and east and west. There's a lot of Scotland north of here.
In my geography, the north of England starts around Manchester somewhere. The north of Britain starts at Newcastle. London is another country.
In my geography, the north of England starts around Manchester somewhere. The north of Britain starts at Newcastle. London is another country.
Quote by KitKatI seem to remember a Mr Allgood being subject to a similar rant when talking about the north/south divide.
I have NO IDEA why you think Lancs is 'ooop north' - there are hundreds of miles more north than you!!!
lhk
Kat
And look at the fate that befell that particular guy - have you seen him back in here since????
:lol: x xx
Absolutley! scampers in every now and again making wild claims of his sexual conquests, then scampers out again. Just another southern wuss!
Should rename him - Alltalk.
I reckon if he ever met a real northern woman she would tie him up in knots and leave him drained, exhausted, but still begging for more.
lhk
Kat
Should rename him - Alltalk.
I reckon if he ever met a real northern woman she would tie him up in knots and leave him drained, exhausted, but still begging for more.
lhk
Kat
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In my geography, the north of England starts around Manchester somewhere. The north of Britain starts at Newcastle. London is another country.
Nooooooooo Never mind geopgraphy!!!! It's definitely Watford where North starts.....
A few miles North of the town centre the temperature drops a few degrees.
By Manchester/Liverpool the sun is no longer visible, instead the sky is covered by a thick layer of cloud......usually denoting Rain and anyone stopping to ask directions starts to find language a barrier.....
By Newcastle.....well, The sun is only ever seen on tv holiday programs. Temperatures are well into minus figures and any directions sought from locals would leave a traveller believing he/she has just encountered their first contact with Aliens.....
Beyond Berwick......records of civilisation are sparce....... Temperatures are sub arctic
Quote by KitKat
Absolutley! scampers in every now and again making wild claims of his sexual conquests, then scampers out again. Just another southern wuss!
Should rename him - Alltalk.
I reckon if he ever met a real northern woman she would tie him up in knots and leave him drained, exhausted, but still begging for more.
lhk
Kat
I agree - but am not so sure he would be left in any state where he was able to beg... an imploring look from his baby browns might be all he could do!!
:lol: Ooooooh Jags,
Thou dost teases! as for the tying up!
Away for a week or so but will be back with a vengeance!
Yes Jags, you're right about there being more miles North beyond Lancashire, but is there anything or anyone worth doing the extra miles for? :lol: The sight of you in a basque, maybe? (That would do the trick!)
And by the way Kat, have missed you! You are a good sport and almost a challenge on the flirting front! Might be down your way early in the New Year, so be warned!
Allgood
(...but if I'm in the right mood, AllBaaaaaaaad!)
Thou dost teases! as for the tying up!
Away for a week or so but will be back with a vengeance!
Yes Jags, you're right about there being more miles North beyond Lancashire, but is there anything or anyone worth doing the extra miles for? :lol: The sight of you in a basque, maybe? (That would do the trick!)
And by the way Kat, have missed you! You are a good sport and almost a challenge on the flirting front! Might be down your way early in the New Year, so be warned!
Allgood
(...but if I'm in the right mood, AllBaaaaaaaad!)
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Oi, you lot - it's ALL relative 
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Wherever you are stood on this planet, Poles excepted, there will be locations to the North of you and South of you. I have been where virtually the whole world was North of me and only a few icebergs and penguins South of me. This meant, for instance, that Watford was several thousand miles North of me.
Jags, I lived in Newcastle for a couple of years, I know Haltwistle quite well as well. And yes, I now live South of Newcastle - but it STILL doesn't get me bloody piccies took
Any offers?
Mal
. Wherever you are stood on this planet, Poles excepted, there will be locations to the North of you and South of you. I have been where virtually the whole world was North of me and only a few icebergs and penguins South of me. This meant, for instance, that Watford was several thousand miles North of me.
Jags, I lived in Newcastle for a couple of years, I know Haltwistle quite well as well. And yes, I now live South of Newcastle - but it STILL doesn't get me bloody piccies took
Any offers?
Mal
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Jags, I lived in Newcastle for a couple of years, I know Haltwistle quite well as well. And yes, I now live South of Newcastle - but it STILL doesn't get me bloody piccies took
Any offers? Mal
Nice try there - starting off being informative and then ending with an offer.. but I can't oblige in the taking of piccies. Could be first in the queue to view them though! :wink: :wink:
And by the way Kat, have missed you! You are a good sport and almost a challenge on the flirting front! Might be down your way early in the New Year, so be warned!Cool! Don't be a stranger.
Away for a week or so but will be back with a vengeance!Take another week if you need the rest :twisted: Don't worry, Jags and I are keeping ourselves BUSY! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
And yes, I now live South of Newcastle - but it STILL doesn't get me bloody piccies took Any offers?I'll see what I can dig out from the archives Mal.
lhk
Kat
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Kat
You can't publish those! :taz: I'll be swamped with offers and not have time to fulfill my obligations
Mal
You can't publish those! :taz: I'll be swamped with offers and not have time to fulfill my obligations
Mal
Orgasminator
Almost due east from Newcastle, on the way to Carlisle, there is a town called Haltwhistle.
Hi DJohn,
You gotta buy yourself a compass mate, Haltwhistle is WEST of Newcastle upon Tyne. :shock:
Harry0
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When I was a little Wolf Cub and you were a Brownie,
We did everything a Wolf Cub and Brownie should do,
We wandered into the clover and tried them all over.
You did your semaphore whilst I had my nuts.
(With apologies to Tom Lehrer)
Sex God
Tut - going the long way round won't help, you can run but you can't hide...I'm right BEHIND you!
:lol: Faster DJohn! :lol: :lol: And don't look back, it will just slow you down.
Anyone want to do a sweepstake - what line of um, is it longitude the up and down lines? Blue catches up with DJohn?
Now that would be a film worth making! :lol: :lol: "around the world with an 8 inch strap on"
lhk
Kat
Sex God
Quote by harry0
Haltwhistle is WEST of Newcastle upon Tyne.
Err, yes, that would be right. I have a problem with east and west. Switching both coasts and hemispheres confused me a little.
Sex God
Eight inches? That monster is eight inches?! Maybe I should be running...
There is one small problem though. Blue looks a lot fitter than me. I'm sure she'll catch up in no time. There's nothing I can do. It's the strap-on for me. But is that as bad a thing as it sounds?
There is one small problem though. Blue looks a lot fitter than me. I'm sure she'll catch up in no time. There's nothing I can do. It's the strap-on for me. But is that as bad a thing as it sounds?
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Quote by DJohn
Eight inches? That monster is eight inches?! Maybe I should be running...
There is one small problem though. Blue looks a lot fitter than me. I'm sure she'll catch up in no time. There's nothing I can do. It's the strap-on for me. But is that as bad a thing as it sounds?
Actually DJohn, I believe it's 10 inches, so be afraid, be VERY afraid !!
Bad Thing? That depends whether she lubes first :shock: !!!
Mal
Sex God
To clear this matter up - I have a vibro that is 10 inches (no straps) but I seem to have lost that somewhere :shock: :shock: :shock: . The strap on is probably about 7 or 8 inches, though I haven't actually checked - it's the gerth that bothers me!!! Anyway, size isn't everything... now guys, BEND OVER :twisted:
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Quote by bluexxx
To clear this matter up - I have a vibro that is 10 inches (no straps) but I seem to have lost that somewhere :shock: :shock: :shock: .
It's a pity your vibro isn't like a mobile phone, then you could ring it and find out where you lost it
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:!Mal
