Ok, I am bored. I work a lot using photoshop. One of the best features of it is that you can completely change people's bodies.
So, if some girl out there wants bigger or smaller tits, a rounder bum, a perkier nose... or if some guy wants a bigger cock and doesn't want to resort to painful weights and experimental drugs, PM me and I'll get working on pics.
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Is it me 
: Or, would anyone taking you up on your kind offer be falsefying their true person :?:
Unless it's for a gag, I can't see why anyone would want to inflate themselves by doctoring photos which will presumably be used to advertise in SH.
I'd rather see a 100% true photo of a person, that way when we meet, we get exactly what it says on the side of the can.
Or, have I missed something :?:
: Or, would anyone taking you up on your kind offer be falsefying their true person :?: Unless it's for a gag, I can't see why anyone would want to inflate themselves by doctoring photos which will presumably be used to advertise in SH.
I'd rather see a 100% true photo of a person, that way when we meet, we get exactly what it says on the side of the can.
Or, have I missed something :?:
:DNope. Not a piccy collector... honestly, there's enough porn out there on the web to satisy anyone.
And I didn't mean for any of the pics to be used in the ads here... it's something I have done before on other sites. It's just a bit of fun - I am still learning Photoshop and it's more fun to work on someone else's body because then you get proper feedback afterwards letting you know if it's any good. Most people have certain parts of their body that they don't like, so they are always curious to see what they'd look like with bigger boobs/smaller noses/dyed hair.... it's as simple as that.
To be honest, the other sites where I've done this aren't sex-orientated sites, and I think people here are naturally suspicious of sending out pics to strangers, but I wasn't really expecting an avalanche of explicit pics.
And I didn't mean for any of the pics to be used in the ads here... it's something I have done before on other sites. It's just a bit of fun - I am still learning Photoshop and it's more fun to work on someone else's body because then you get proper feedback afterwards letting you know if it's any good. Most people have certain parts of their body that they don't like, so they are always curious to see what they'd look like with bigger boobs/smaller noses/dyed hair.... it's as simple as that.
To be honest, the other sites where I've done this aren't sex-orientated sites, and I think people here are naturally suspicious of sending out pics to strangers, but I wasn't really expecting an avalanche of explicit pics.
Sex God
Surely this would only help people who are on here just for a laugh and have no intention of meeting other members. Most people on here couldn't care what size of breasts or penis peole have, it is the person overall that intersts most.
However we could all do with a laugh now and again and would love to see a few obviously over inflated bits!
You think we are on to a winner with this one? C'mon people this must improve our chances!
( only kidding peeps )
Gill & Del x
However we could all do with a laugh now and again and would love to see a few obviously over inflated bits!
You think we are on to a winner with this one? C'mon people this must improve our chances!
( only kidding peeps )
Gill & Del x
Mod
No - he used his IT skills to reduce it!! 
Mal
Mal
Sex God
He did reduce it as not to be recognised in Reese's cocks, bums and tits comp
Gill & Del x
Gill & Del x
Orgasminator
Quote by celticq
I start a Photoshop course at college tomorrow - so expect to see the new improved celticq next week. Wondering if I should take dundeecpl's pic along as an example of the type of thing I'm trying to acheive. :shock:
So you'll be well hung next week, CQ? :uhoh:
:roll: 
Sex God
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On the original subject.................
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Rose - fragrant, beautiful
Water - pure , refreshing
Charlotte xx
Charlotte, that was here - http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/21276.html
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
On the original subject
Dragon - strong, brave
Rose - fragrant, beautiful
Water - pure , refreshing
Charlotte xx
Charlotte, that was here - http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/21276.html
Oh dear.
Not to worry she has had a VERY busy weekend so I can understand a little diffucultly in re-adjusting. 
:therethere: :kiss: Not to worry babes, I know you're not mad.
Sex God
Now that is Funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sex God
Now that is Funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Y'know, this generates the same thought in my mind as old Obi Wan Ken-knob-ni did a few months ago - when women (e.g. Rachel in Let's Meet Up, to give a recent example) talk about preferring a big penis, I always get the impression they mean one that's proportionally thick as well as long. The one in the picture looks about as thick as mine.
Just four or five times longer.
So it doesn't work as anything more than a joke, does it? The proportions are out; it's like a motorbike balanced on a breadstick. Ladies, if this were real and this guy was using it on you, wouldn't you be a bit worried about breaking it? I mean, doesn't it look a wee bit fragile to you?
Just four or five times longer.
So it doesn't work as anything more than a joke, does it? The proportions are out; it's like a motorbike balanced on a breadstick. Ladies, if this were real and this guy was using it on you, wouldn't you be a bit worried about breaking it? I mean, doesn't it look a wee bit fragile to you?
Sex God
Quote by Vix
Funny enough to comment twice, apparently.
Hmmmmmmm.... all I can say Vix is
what happened there : Sex God
I have photoshopped my pic. :lol:
:lol: Sex God
Quote by Kinky Lizard
I have photoshopped my pic.
ok you smug bugger, :lol: :lol: :lol: so I just added a little harness to my dragon avatar and you have to show me up with bloody animated dragons and all sorts.
(Roger flies off to burn down some peasant villages).
:x :x 