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Picture swapping - you sure they are real

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just wanted to share my experience with you and see if you had the same - it made me laugh.
decided to do a bit of swapping with a guy i met on the chatroom the other dy. I have been lucky enough to be with a couple of really up for it girls (whom i'm still friends with - and they are ok with the swapping so long as i'm careful) and so have a decent library of pictures of us together.
anyway - the guy comes on and send me a pic of his "wife" - i look at it and its got "voyeurweb" written all over it - so I challenge him and ask for a pic of his "wife" with her clothes on - what does he send me???? some picture of a completely different bird fron the river sland website!!! I mean... why bother!!!
anyway confronted him about that and he was adamant that his wife was a model and this was just one of the pic from her portfolio .... I had to laugh, I admire his determination!!! so if you are out there mate and your wife truly is a riverisland model, then i'm sorry - but you dont need to see my birds pics when you have that to come home to! LOL
bet i'm not the only one out there who's had this......
God so sorry - wrong forum - can you shift this moderartors????
sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah all the time people always mistake me for a model
pmsl
xxx lou xxxx
yeah and me!! im mistaken for a Model ... a model snooker table!!!! (if you dont get the joke i mean cos i have the short stumpy legs!!!!! )
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yeah and me!! im mistaken for a Model ... a model snooker table!!!! (if you dont get the joke i mean cos i have the short stumpy legs!!!!! )
chalks up mm should i take the pink or the brown lol
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God so sorry - wrong forum - can you shift this moderartors????
sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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and yet again another cheese award!! ha ha I like it northeast!! are you sure you are not Graham Norton in disguise????? ha ha
Yep been there done that.. But it worse if you actually meet them... ! Met one where the pic was her but in another life...
Met one guy and he turned out to be a different height, size, age, race :shock:
When I stopped laughing he didn't understand why I told him to fluck off confused
Funny old thing!! confused :? :?
Reading this reminded me of something I read somewhere. Now what was it?? :? :? :? :?
Oh yes, the Site AUP!!!
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Now we wouldn't want anyone to fall foul of it, would we??? wink :wink: :wink:
I see your ploy Sarge - distraction!
But I still don't forgive you for making me think I was meeting Ghandi :shock:
lol :lol: :lol:
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I see your ploy Sarge - distraction!
But I still don't forgive you for making me think I was meeting Ghandi :shock:
lol :lol: :lol:

No!! I said "Are you making gravy?!!" confused :? :? :? wink