Pictures

24 Jan 2007

What pics? :shock: been meaning to get 'round to putting some on the profile for some time.
That said I have been known to post the odd photo or two. Those who remember the blinding quality of my thighs (I'm talking about the colour here folks) will know that I'm not overly exercised in posing 'em up too much - although if I remember I did experiment with the Photoshop fleshtones feature afterwards - purely for experimental purposes you understand redface

I reserve the right to choose whatever picture presents a reasonably good representation on the basis the camera never lies and I can't afford to expose all me bad features.
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24 Jan 2007

Quote by westerross
What pics? :shock: been meaning to get 'round to putting some on the profile for some time.
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Soooooooo do it! Set up a private gallery wink

24 Jan 2007

<== already set up wink

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24 Jan 2007

Quote by Marya_Northeast
The question here is perhaps, apart from a critique of the pic on my profile (and I welcome all views within reason :shock: ), is: can the colour and style of a persons radiator signify they are "Vanilla" and may always be this way?
Reminds me the the Catherine Tate show and her sketch on the problems "Gingers" face through their life :shock:

Liaisons.. I really think you know that Marya was joking in a roundabout way to make you feel welcome, I really don't think the colour or style or size of your radiator makes any difference to anyone.. your penis maybe, but not your radiator (and again .. kidding!) lol

jaymar, of course she was joking, and I was too, perhaps my sense of humour is too dry for here, I do hope not. :lol:
Have to say I never made the connection between the radiator and my penis, it was the only part of the room that was slightly free of junk and I could light :shock:
Oh and BTW I do apreciate the welcome to the forums.
Thing is, I always notice the background and setting of pics. There was one spectacularly nice one of a lady with a fantastic body to die for, yet, I couldn't take my eyes off the nice little denim skirt hanging of her wardrobe door. confused

I guess visuals just ain't my thang! :lol:
haha I normally do that, I check to see if I recognise any underwear as being from a very famous sex home party chain! (I used to be a rep! lol) :lol:

25 Jan 2007

Quote by Liaisons
And to pick up on Laird's dislike of cock and fanny shots.

For the sake of confusion.......

Quote by the_Laird
Personally I'm not a great fan of the cock and fanny shots.

I dont dislike them, just not my first choice when it comes to pictures. Again, for me, I'll pick up on a persons personality and posting before anything else.
Perhaps my previous experience of photography coupled with my love of all things erotic looks for a little bit more (or should that be less) in a photograph designed to arouse me??
Dont know, but each to their own

25 Jan 2007

Quote by varca
Tis a habit of my marketing background to want to promote things in their best light without being x

Same reason here. Plus I am a bit of an exhibitionist I guess. My pictures may be "posed" but they are me and they are WYSIWYG I hope (minus the fancy background of course I don't generally carry those around lol) biggrin

Only had one knock back in 8 years of swinging so I don't think that my photo's being a little "posed and arty" are deceptive in any way smile

It's just what I prefer for myself. Ohhh then again, I have just thought, maybe I have been the victim of sympathy shagging all these years!!!! Ohhh now I am worried :lol2:
On the flipside, I don't distinguish between posed and natural photos in my choice of people that I meet, I usually find that if I like them, I like them, regardless of the junk on the sofa or the terrible wallpaper or "draped sheet" :D
I had to snoop at your pix.... okay so some are posed 'but' in a nice arty way...others look very natural hun....oh and top marks for the way you worded your profile too :thumbup:

25 Jan 2007

Tis a habit of my marketing background to want to promote things in their best light without being dishonest.pink x

Same reason here. Plus I am a bit of an exhibitionist I guess. My pictures may be "posed" but they are me and they are WYSIWYG I hope (minus the fancy background of course I don't generally carry those around lol) biggrin

Only had one knock back in 8 years of swinging so I don't think that my photo's being a little "posed and arty" are deceptive in any way smile

It's just what I prefer for myself. Ohhh then again, I have just thought, maybe I have been the victim of sympathy shagging all these years!!!! Ohhh now I am worried :lol2:
On the flipside, I don't distinguish between posed and natural photos in my choice of people that I meet, I usually find that if I like them, I like them, regardless of the junk on the sofa or the terrible wallpaper or "draped sheet" :D
I had to snoop at your pix.... okay so some are posed 'but' in a nice arty way...others look very natural hun....oh and top marks for the way you worded your profile too :thumbup:
Agree, nice arty shops just up our street.
pink x

25 Jan 2007

Quote by buxomgoddess
Tis a habit of my marketing background to want to promote things in their best light without being x

Same reason here. Plus I am a bit of an exhibitionist I guess. My pictures may be "posed" but they are me and they are WYSIWYG I hope (minus the fancy background of course I don't generally carry those around lol) biggrin

I had to snoop at your pix.... okay so some are posed 'but' in a nice arty way...others look very natural hun....oh and top marks for the way you worded your profile too :thumbup:
Varca's are some of the best profile pics on here! I love them! :smitten:
i said that out loud didnt I ? redface

25 Jan 2007

Varca's pics are the most erotic I have seen on this site in my short time here.
I'm not too keen on the mix with the arty background except for the black tee-shirt pic, Varca looks so trusting wink

, but the pics with her thighs being at the centre/focus of the frame are delightful.

25 Jan 2007

Quote by Liaisons
Some years back I was watching a TV program, where these young arty ladies were talking about their admiration for photos of naked men with semi-hard penises. These are allowed on TV since they are not deemed pornographic. They can look good as you get a sense of scale compared to the thigh (or belly if the person is horizontal) .
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Apparently, programmes on TV showing penises have to pass the "Mull of Kintyre" test. See:
lol

25 Jan 2007

From memory the photos I refered to would have passed the Mull of kintyre test.
With regard to the wikipedia article: "the male performer's penis must never appear more than slightly tumescent"
I do not believe one can tell precisely from looking at a picture of the model how tumescent his penis is unless you have seen it before in different degees of arousal. You might well hazard a guess from one photo that he was pretty aroused (and still passing the Mull of kintyre test), but he might just be a "shower" rather than a "grower" and/or just very well endowed.

25 Jan 2007

Quote by MikeNorth

Some years back I was watching a TV program, where these young arty ladies were talking about their admiration for photos of naked men with semi-hard penises. These are allowed on TV since they are not deemed pornographic. They can look good as you get a sense of scale compared to the thigh (or belly if the person is horizontal) .
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Apparently, programmes on TV showing penises have to pass the "Mull of Kintyre" test. See:
lol

But somehow . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
as an Adult Site we have in the forums an even stricter, more Victorian/draconian set of new rules rolleyes

(nope - I'll never let that one lie :roll: ) .... wink

25 Jan 2007

Thanks for that Varca, I actaully had to turn the radiator off so as not to burn my back on it :shock:
Its nice to have feedback from women about pictures, it has been written many times that men and women have very different views on what they find attractive in the opposite sex.
And yes it is a damm shame you live so far away wink

I'm new to swinging and my reasons for joining this site are varied and probably best discussed in PM with people I trust rather than in a forum.
I wonder how I will be feeling in a few months time? I guess I better stick at it and see if these on-line interactions can become augmented with rewarding real life ones.