Pink pussy...........????

10 May 2004

Ladies, Is this sad??
Im a single guy, going through a bit of a dry spell at the moment, its not for the want of trying but Im just not having much luck (woman are like busses arnt they!!!) lol

Anyway, iv seen things on the internet about false pussies. I thought its a bit sad really but then is it only a bit of fun?? You girls have vibrators & dildos, and god knows what else but a fake cu*t seems a bit much!!
What do you girls think? Or blokes who might have one.....any good??!!!!
Obviously Id prefer the real thing (any ladies in the midlands area welcome wink

) but this will be just a temperary measure to see me through!!!!

10 May 2004

A test tube full of swarfega does it for me.
Seriously though, it is a bit odd isn't it, that blokes using blow-up dolls etc are the butt of jokes, but 90% of the female population owns a dildo and it's considered perfectly normal.

11 May 2004

The difference between women having vibrators and men having blow up dolls is that men get turned on when women use them.
I think a woman would run a mile (when you pull one) when she finds it in a closet, I know it would freak me out. I think you should stick to porn good luck with getting laid.
Love molly
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11 May 2004

Vibes and blow up dolls can hardly be compared can they??
<RV shoves her brad pitt doll quickly under her bed>
Imagine riding one of those girls! lol

11 May 2004

Quote by davide
Or blokes who might have one.....any good??!!!!

I have two fake vaginas. The first was very cheap and turned out to be a waste of money. The second was less cheap and an even bigger waste of money. (It also vibrates and says "come on babe fuck me" while in use.)
My advice: steer well clear.

11 May 2004

As Im female I cant possibly comment on how artifical pussys feel, but I know my h/b and a couple of guys I have spoken to love Vibro Rings. They are plastic, battery opperated, plastic rings that go over the penis and whats more if you have a partner there is a protruding bit that stimulates the womans clit (very good). They dont pretend to be a pussy and from what I am told dont feel like one but certainly seem to excite!!
They are quiet cheap at less than Â£15 and you can buy them on line from the leading national sex aids chain or on line.

11 May 2004

Are you talking about the reported vogue for surgically-enhanced "designer vaginas"?
Mike.

11 May 2004

Quote by davide
Ladies, Is this sad??
Im a single guy, going through a bit of a dry spell at the moment, its not for the want of trying but Im just not having much luck (woman are like busses arnt they!!!)
Anyway, iv seen things on the internet about false pussies. I thought its a bit sad really but then is it only a bit of fun?? You girls have vibrators & dildos, and god knows what else but a fake cu*t seems a bit much!!
What do you girls think? Or blokes who might have one.....any good??!!!!
Obviously Id prefer the real thing (any ladies in the midlands area welcome ) but this will be just a temperary measure to see me through!!!!

While on the subject of fake pussy's anybody ever heard of a machine from the USA called a Venus 2000?. Basically its a wanking machine but probably the most expensive there is - about Â£600 I believe!, but if the hype is to be believed does the job big time! biggrin

There is also a machine for women called a Sybian, supposed to drive women crazy, that I believe is around Â£700. If anybody wants to take a look the makers website is

11 May 2004

Quote by roger743

Or blokes who might have one.....any good??!!!!

I have two fake vaginas. The first was very cheap and turned out to be a waste of money. The second was less cheap and an even bigger waste of money. (It also vibrates and says "come on babe fuck me" while in use.)
My advice: steer well clear.
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11 May 2004

Quote by mollyandchris_54746
The difference between women having vibrators and men having blow up dolls is that men get turned on when women use them.

Apparently I'm an exception.

I think a woman would run a mile (when you pull one) when she finds it in a closet,

Two assumptions there, neither of which I'll comment on. smile

I think you should stick to porn good luck with getting laid.

Errrr... thanks.
Ice

11 May 2004

Try chopped liver.
Not sure if you cook it or take it raw, but as you want pink pussy I suggest you do the later confused

12 May 2004

forget the fake pussys there realy crap honestly...!
Want a tip? ..... go buy a big juicy melon cut a hole in the skin stick it in the microwave for 30 seconds and your off lol honestly its great..!
dont take your time respecting the melon though they disintergrate fast

12 May 2004

Apparently the fish skate is good, someone once told me that fishermen use Skate whilst out at sea to relieve frustration, as the inside of a skate is much like being inside a woman. I know its sad but if your desperate give it a go, or theres always warm apple pie.
lol

15 May 2004

Im not that desperate to stick my knob in a dead fish (that doesnt mean a live 1 would be better!!!)
Its still in its box at the moment, Id rather go without for quite some time before I even entertain the idea of a blow up doll!!
On another note - Does anyone know of saunas or steam rooms for swingers??
Im in the midlands so If anyone knows of a place where they dont mind you getting your rocks off.........pm me please!!! In=m sure itll be an eye opener lol

:shock: :shock: :shock:

15 May 2004

Quote by davide
woman are like busses arnt they!!!

What, they never come quick enough?