pissed up at tattyxpx's social party!!!!

14 Aug 2005

Quote by postie
Is this a cunning way of Postie getting his post numbers up????
Nahhhhh........... he is too pissed to have thought of that Have one for me guys xxx
Dave_Notts

ptetty much thefist time im allowed onhere davey boy!
am a tiny bit psiised. but it all going very well... and what a nifhgt...pebbbles in her nurses outfit and taattty in her leopard thingy.. snd someothers and now i am off to rejoin the party.....
What party is tha, postie? The one round your gaff? When is it!!!

14 Aug 2005

jiggle says: only in essex do yo8u get (postie is typing for jigs) .. some shuff errrr errrr errr errr fuck it..........

14 Aug 2005

xhi alll
love glenn

14 Aug 2005

if u strangle a smurf wot colour does he go?

14 Aug 2005

we want pictures :twisted:

14 Aug 2005

Quote by redstilletto
we want pictures :twisted:

especially MikeC's :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: lol

14 Aug 2005

Quote by postie
if u strangle a smurf wot colour does he go?

Silly sod!!! . There's no such thing as a dead smurf!!. fgs. don't some people no ANYTHING!!!

14 Aug 2005

Quote by redstilletto
we want pictures :twisted:

14 Aug 2005

Quote by postie
we want pictures :twisted:

We Tried!!!. honest . we tried................ but .. (and this is mainly due to the hostess sitting in a corner of her house that she had noooo idea existed ................. saying, ... and I quote. "Tatty's SmutsRUs Phoooto Booooth has csld...clodes... (ah get the feck!) for the evening, please go git fuck'd and coom bak at a reasonooble feckin . oour! . ffs"
Can you smell it red? The unique smell of fresh, yet unoriginal bull-shit!
Well I know she would, if she was still awake!!!

14 Aug 2005

Quote by postie
we want pictures :twisted:

We Tried!!!. honest . we tried................ but .. (and this is mainly due to the hostess sitting in a corner of her house that she had noooo idea existed ................. saying, ... and I quote. "Tatty's SmutsRUs Phoooto Booooth has csld...clodes... (ah get the feck!) for the evening, please go git fuck'd and coom bak at a reasonooble feckin . oour! . ffs"
BOL-- LOCKS we couldnt figure out how to run the fecking camera.....
Off to pass out now in the corner... postie has this new position he wants to show me....

14 Aug 2005

Quote by postie
we want pictures :twisted:

We Tried!!!. honest . we tried................ but .. (and this is mainly due to the hostess sitting in a corner of her house that she had noooo idea existed ................. saying, ... and I quote. "Tatty's SmutsRUs Phoooto Booooth has csld...clodes... (ah get the feck!) for the evening, please go git fuck'd and coom bak at a reasonooble feckin . oour! . ffs"
BOL-- LOCKS we couldnt figure out how to run the fecking camera.....
Off to pass out now in the corner... postie has this new position he wants to show me....
guessing here - but trust tatty to give the truth kiss

well done babes - better than that bull shitting postman!! Next time you need at least one tea totaller there ( cough cough wink

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14 Aug 2005

Thanks for the nice party tatty.
My own bed was too appealing hun.
xxxxxxx all

14 Aug 2005

After waking up with the smell of PVC and talc as I was nurse biatch Mike last nite.
tatty and friends, swingers and country men thank you for a bloody wicked time.
i am never going to go to the NHS i want super BUPA
a least i know where the first space dogs helmet ended up....... in bloody essex.
Anway it was nice to me people that i hadnt seen for a long while as well as meet new people.....
thanks to 2 people for a long deep and meaningful. That was a chat before anyone suggested any sexual inuendos.
and i am sorry that i never proved if the romours about me and horses were true.
A very tired MikeC

14 Aug 2005

Back home, thanks for a great night tatty and everyone biggrin

Thanks to Wench and MrJD for putting me up for the night (or what was left of it) wink

Lovely to meet so many peeps and Jiggle, get out in the mud on your hands and knees an find my earing smile

Cisco, my arse still smarts ya git ......... I'll get you back :twisted:

14 Aug 2005

Quote by MikeC
After waking up with the smell of PVC and talc as I was nurse biatch Mike last nite.

YOU BUGGER that was my nurses out fit! smackbottom

i was wondering ware it got to...huh!
MIKE!!!!........... Debs wants Words!!!
Anyway i am having a littel party of me own here in a min so

14 Aug 2005

I'm sorry I had to leave so early but I had a huge headache and needed some peace and quiet which I certainly wasn't going to get at Tatty's... wink

I won't name everyone but certain people were a pleasure to see again or meet for the first time....
CiscoCat6K - A real gent and a lovely smile
Hornyoldtart - A good mate and a real sweetie
Mr_D - What can I say but Mmmmmmmm!!!
Mr Horny (and Lyn) - Lovely to see you again
The Nameless Ones - Glad you could make it, good to see you again.
Glenn27 - An absolute nutter, thanks for letting me off the pole dancing!! :wink:
Mike_C - What a pity I left too early to see you in your dress....LoL
When's the next one Tatty? You're lovely and I'm glad I got to stroke your pussy.... :twisted: (not what it seems everybody who is reading)

14 Aug 2005

Quote by tabbi
Back home, thanks for a great night tatty and everyone
Thanks to Wench and MrJD for putting me up for the night (or what was left of it)
Lovely to meet so many peeps and Jiggle, get out in the mud on your hands and knees an find my earing
Cisco, my arse still smarts ya git ......... I'll get you back :twisted:

Hehehehe 'putting up???' Is that what it's called nowadays???
And didn't you need someone to find your fishnet tights too, after all they all went missing at some point... :wink: :D :wink:
Right - on to the serious stuff! Thanks for a fab party tatty - we had a lovely time. It was great meeting some old friends and making some new ones. Special thanks to Cisco for being a 'hot bunny' :P
Busty^Wench xxxxxx all round and MrJD ^5 to the guys, xxxxxxxx to the ladies...

14 Aug 2005

well, it is actually the real postie now... tatty's house is empty of all the drunks who converged here... no pvc nurses anywhere, no arse slapping going on.. no nothing... just a mountain of beer cans, full ashtrays, half eaten bacon rolls from breakfast... and one steaming hangover...
and in only a few hours, i have to head back north... well worth the drive though for an excellent party....

14 Aug 2005

Quote by Wench
Hehehehe 'putting up???' Is that what it's called nowadays???
And didn't you need someone to find your fishnet tights too, after all they all went missing at some point... :wink:
...

Hmmmmm......... is that what we gotta call MrJD now???? your put-u-up? (re-arrange to suit) :twisted:
Had an email from Jiggle to say the earing has been rescued from the undergrowth yayyyyyyyy
And I think donating my fishnets to Glen27 was a very worthy cause ....... they'll look lovely on him LOL

14 Aug 2005

Was lovely to meet you all yesterday sorry we left so early.
Tatty thanks for having us
Cisco hun you are a lovely man
Wishy was great to meet you at last
Tigersgobunce glad we met you looking forward to seeing more of you
MikeC you are still a big tart
Richardm hows the nipple babe?
Glenn hun was good to see you again
Lorraine keep in touch babe
Everyone else whos names I cant remember was good to see you all

14 Aug 2005

just got home thanks ciscocat6k for the lift xx
Tatty wonderful lady fanks xxxxxxxx nice to meet ya postie xx
Glenn ya pisshead thanks for the fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxx see ya asap xxxxxnice pic of you on the front of the car :shock: tut tut naked in the street
shelly you were lovely hun and ta wink

wishy you do snore so so much rolleyes

tigersgobounce was great to see you looking so well hows the new car? :wink:
mr mrs olive lovely to see you both mmmwwaaaaaa
tabbi you tasty lady lol

mamalade, jucylucy xxxxxx
was great to see peeps again xx
see ya at leics biggrin

14 Aug 2005

Gooood evening you crazy lot..... :shock: Home and sober
Well !!! What a shindig that was.......absolutely brilliant......
Great to see old friends & meeting new ones...
Tatty.... that leopard outfit was stunning, and to my "night-nurse",xxxxxxxxxxxx luv n hugs xxxxxxxxxxxx,remind me to get you the outfit :P :P :P
Now, i have read all the posts to this epic bbq and the pics are on my PC,all 62 of them..
Beg ya buggers Beg.. hehehehehehehe
Oh and for those wondering who the hell i am,,,,,, i had the camera..hehehe.
See you all soon

14 Aug 2005

I HAVE THE PICS, ESSEXLADY. rotflmao

14 Aug 2005

Well been up since tatty's wakeup call YESTERDAY.. at fecking 10am.. 4hrs sleep I think :confused:

Cisco hun you are a lovely man

Thanks Olive.. ya and Popeye arnt bad at all... wink

Special thanks to Cisco for being a 'hot bunny'

Ahhhh Busty.... now I know... we shall talk soon I hope mein Leibling...

CiscoCat6K - A real gent and a lovely smile

DreamerHelen... you my wish to RESERVE judgement on that until the real me comes out... I was ermm under restrictions this weekend....

Cisco, my arse still smarts ya git ......... I'll get you back:evil:

tabbi.... dont you know it is BETTER to give than to receive... so therefore.. i shall give you more... as i have YOUR earring... :evil: Hope to hear from you soon..... :bounce:
Ok nuff of that... it was a blistering weekend of fun... THANK YOU tattyxpx... for all the wonderful times and for putting up with us.... well me **fecking Yank** is all I ever heard from the BBQ... Next time find ya own chef... rotflmao

I have to say it was great to put names to faces of some.. and see faces of others that I already knew...
tattyxpx... bestest hostess... until ya passed out in the corner in some wicked position with postie... postie ya lucky bugger...
Special kisses, hugs and wotnot for cuddly Mrs. Tigers... as well as ^5 and firmhandshake to Mr Tigers... ya helped to keep me sane ... specially during all the smoke at the BBQ... ffs.....
MikeC what can I say that hasnt been said.. nuffin.. so get me my coffee ... ya tea biatch
Glenn hope ya leg is ok... Lorraine... love the way ya clean the kitchen... ya ALWAYs welcome to come here and clean.... :happy:
Bernie.. hope ya head feels better.. ya took a heck of a knocking on that fall.. plus ya MUST have a corker of a hangover... blink

Olive and Popeye... grand to meet ya.. hope yas made it back ok and feel betters...
The HOT crew.. interesting interesting interesting... hope to see ya soon..
My gawd... PVC clad nurse... hunny ya make my heart just skip a beat everytime ya shimmer around... :love: kiss

I wish to nominate you for my personal nurse... great to see ya...
Those dam unmentionables... great to chuckle with ya...
kbuk... a smile a minute... next time you sleep under me with your ass in the air... I WILL take full advantage of it... :evil: but on the bright side you did get a front row seat this morning.... :rotflmao:
Bassman... great to meet ya.. hope everything came out in the end on the way home... :giggle:
Tabbi... ya took it with a smile... and may I say.. did look/are looking for more it seems... I look forward to EXPANDING that hand print.... :evil: :bounce: :happy: :giggle: smackbottom

Busty^Wench and MrJD.... fantastic to see you... hope to do it again soon...
Essexlady... where is my kebob???
Sue^Steve............ thanks for everything ya did, helped out with... and great to see ya again.... hope the migrane is better......
Richardm.... hows the nipple... I wanted a GOOOOOOD twistie but you wimpped out... great to see ya m8
dreamerhelen.. rosy cheeks... finally put a face to the name.. good to see you....
Jiggle.. ya sexy muppet... ffs... ya shouldnt go to sleep with ya dangly bits out in the living room.. tsk tsk... you got several of em excited. but we had to send MikeC back to the back garden
Marmalaide and JucyLucy.... ya sexy feckers.... happy to join ya any day... cant wait to see ya in leics.... lucy... very very good use of a shawl... creative, innovative and dam right SEXYYYYYYY
aardvark and peachy......... wow... what can i say but watch that first step off the air mattress... ya might bump ya head... :giggle:
louiseessex..... saw ya.. watched ya.. but ya missed me this time... ner ner...
oh well nuf rambling...

:rascal:

:bounce: :kiss: silly

assionkiss: :rascal: :drinkies: :bounce: :kiss: :passionkiss: :rascal: :drinkies: :bounce: :kiss: :passionkiss: :rascal: :drinkies: :bounce: :kiss: :passionkiss: :rascal: :drinkies: :bounce: :kiss:
Ok time for me to bolt

before someone :smackbottom:
I know... fecking yank... loon

:loon: :loon: :loon: :loon: innocent

:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
PS:.me thinks that everyone loved the tied up gift this morning in the livingroom...pmsl

14 Aug 2005

OH have NO fecking clue how much we ate.. but fecking cooked from 130pm until 3 in the dam morning ffs....
PMSL Postie... PRICELESS............
Unmentionables: OY OY OY>>> I want copies... plssssssssssssssss

14 Aug 2005

Well i never.......
THANKYOU EveryOne :happy:
Just want to say the hugest thankyou to everyone for coming along and making it the best weekend I have EVER had at my house....
Was fantastic to meet those i hadn't met before..... I do apologise for passing out mid conversation Mr Tigers..... redface

Postie has only just left my house to do the looooooooooooong drive back home.... Missing him already :therethere: So i am off to have a nice big bubbly bath have a bit of a smoke and chill for a couple of hours.... wink

You lot REALLY made this weekend 1 i will be remembering fondilly for a long time to come surprised

ops:
Oh.... and thankyou to the 2 lovely ladies who encouraged me to wear THAT dress !!!
passionkiss

assionkiss:
worship

:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
PICCIES PLEASE..........pretty please with cherries on top biggrin

14 Aug 2005

Quote by CiscoCat6k
tabbi.... dont you know it is BETTER to give than to receive... so therefore.. i shall give you more... as i have YOUR earring... Hope to hear from you soon..... :bounce:

You EVIL genius you :twisted:

Tabbi... ya took it with a smile... and may I say.. did look/are looking for more it seems... I look forward to EXPANDING that hand print.... :evil: :bounce: :happy: :giggle:

Hehehe. hope you're good at running....coz You'll have to catch me first LOL ....... another fag Sir??????? :twisted: lol

14 Aug 2005

Well what can I say ........... last minute invite and it was a bloody good laugh....... at MY expense I might add!!! lol . it was great seeing loads of people I know and meeting those that I didn't............. now for the highlights:
Thanks to Tatty ........... great party babes .... although why you chose to sit in a corner all night is beyond me...... it wouldn't have been so bad if it was an open corner but why behind the table ..... you're really weird girl!!!
Postie ..................X ........... zany as ever m8 ... still think ya new hat looks fecking gay and not Australian !!! .... and you just had to join ya partner in crime under the table at the end .. hehehe
Cisco ................... X..........great to finally meet you...... top marks for all the cooking ..... glad someone else got roped into it this time ...... although I did get 'roped' into sommat else by the end of the night ... grrrrr!!!
The Unmentionables .......... nice to see yas again ....... what a giggle .... Mrs Unmentionable certainly liked having all the guys sucking her boobs ........ well it was part of the game and you had to comply ........ hehehe
Glenn ............. last time I met you u never said a bleedin word all night ....... what the feck happened!!! .... had u been eating sommat u shouldn't have been? ... what a riot m8 ....... although you did look like a Jetson's reject with that space helmet glued to you all night ...... next time don't fecking cheat though ok!!!
Richardm................ was great meeting you m8 ........ I always thought this talk of a blankie was just that .. talk ...... it ain't ffs .......... he was curled up in it most of the night .... ya big softie ... pmsl ... cya in the mornings fellow Breafast Crew Member!
Essexlady ........... you gave me quite a surprise when you felt my todger while blindfolded and whispered 'I know who that is!' ....... have u been groping me in my sleep? ... hope u enjoyed thrashing my arse... it's the last time you'll ever do it hehehe.
Sue^Steve.... irrepressable as always .... tks for brekkie darlin'
Tigersgobounce ............... lovely box of tricks u had on the dining table ... I enjoyed sampling them immensely ......... Nice seeing ya both again. x
MikeC ........... what can I say!!!! ..... fair dues to you mate... ur certainly game for a laugh and would liven up any party ........... although next time you wanna flash ya tackle can u face away from me .... put me right off my food hehehe... full marks for wearing 'THAT' outfit mate!.. White/No Sugar biatch ok?
lorraine ..... as always babes ... a real pleasure to see you again .... we always have a giggle .... and this was no exception ...... forgot ya strappy this time though :wink:
JucyLucy & Marms ............ Glad I helped ya night go with a 'bang' under the stars in that HUGE bed....hehehe .... next time you require my services .... SHOUT A BIT FECKING LOUDER!!!
Tabbi ....... absolute pleasure meeting you after all these months of chatting ........ love the tatts babe ;) never quite believed they were real but I do now ... how's ya ass ... :lol:
Jiggle .......... ur not supposed to check ya email halfway through a party.... and ya didn't blush much this time either .... ur becoming a hardened swinger m8 . word of advice though .... lose the thong .... hehehe
Bernie........... has tatty given you the cost for relaying her garden path yet ........ ur head hit it hard enough to break it up :lol: it was like slow motion, I could see it happening but couldn't get out of my chair fast enough to catch you......... thanks for the chat later babe .......
Bassman ....nice to meet you..... ur a life saver m8 ......... no way would I have got that cork outta that bottle without smashing it...
Olive & Popeye........ never got to chat much ... I was looking forward to meeting you but you rushed off shortly after I arrived..... nevermind... next time.
Mr_D & Hornyoldtart .............. lovely to see you both again
Peachy & Aardvark .............. it was nice meeting you both ..... Peachy.... u had me fantasising about your figure ..... hmmmmm lovely. ;)
MrHorny & Linda ........... thought Linda was a bit quiet..... guess it's a bit daunting meeting us lot all at once ... lovely to see you both.
LouiseEssex ................ always a pleasure hon .... shame u didn't stick around a bit longer... u missed all the fun ;)
........and Finally, ............. Yes, I do snore.... terribly!!.......... and No, .......... I don't like being unable to get out of bed in the morning so whoever tied me to my bed whilst I was passed out better watch out!!..... Revenge is a dish best served cold ...... hehehehehe
p.s. Women cannot join the X Organisation .... period...... so don't fecking ask anymore...... hehehe........... X
Cracking night, great party, good food, superb company ...... when's the next one???

14 Aug 2005

Thanks Tatty babe for the fantastic weekend.
Cisco: What can we say babe, your a gem. Fantastic cook and you kept the BBQ food going well.
Lorraine: Lovey to see you again darling after so long, your still as sexy as we remembered kiss

Olive: Great meeting you both babes and lovely chatting to you, sorry you had to leave to early.
Wishy: Always a pleasure to see you, hope you enjoyed your looooonnnng fags lol

Advaka&Peachy: Great to meet you at last, had heard about you so much from Tatty and it was good to put faces to names, Peachy you looked sooooooo fecking sexy in that dress.
Pebbles&Demem: Great to see you both again, fantastic couple. Pebbles, can you bend over please and pick up that 20p on the floor :wow:
Glenn: You fecking Nut Nut.........what else could anyone say....... your window dancing was something else and as for writing "How You Doing" well I never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And to the main essex mafia crew, you know who you are, love you all loads and as normal had a blast.
And to everyone else that I havent mentioned by name it was fantastic to see you all and hope to see you all soon.
CISCO: I'm gonna get you back for the little green frog, Ive never been so embarrassed

14 Aug 2005

Just wanted to say thanks to Bernie for looking after me, nice to meet Tigersgo bounce good luck again for the future maybe we can get on the mat together one day ;), nice meeting you Wishmaster it was interesting chatting with you. Tabby and Bustywench nice seeing you both hope to see you both again soon. Finally Tatty thanks for being the perfect hostess it was lovely to meet you, again I wish I could have stayed, next time will try for a latter pass.