Please can I have your attention.

13 Jun 2004

words fail you? that will be a first!
hehehehe
we all have to start working on our costumes for next time now!

13 Jun 2004

Now THIS is more fun than the actual ball.. so.. are the pretend folks going to fade away or do they need a helping hand over the cliff??? lol

:lol:
Top marks all roundÂ¬ biggrin

:D
Haven't been watching the football (don't care, won't care) just chilling with a repeat of Dalziel and Pascoe - love a cop show!!!

13 Jun 2004

we still need to find out who "the man with no name", the "bear" and miss whiplash are!

13 Jun 2004

well done all you clever peeps!
i hope you will all get over your fear of drinking wine with me now!

13 Jun 2004

ERE Jags don't pull the plug yet!! evil

Wait till closing tonight, the footie is still on and MrFC is screaming like a goodin. redface

Another BIG GLASS then. lol

:lol:

13 Jun 2004

Quote by Jags
Now THIS is more fun than the actual ball.. so.. are the pretend folks going to fade away or do they need a helping hand over the cliff??? :lol:
Top marks all roundÂ¬ :D
Haven't been watching the football (don't care, won't care) just chilling with a repeat of Dalziel and Pascoe - love a cop show!!!

Jags would you be so kind as to grab groucho by his gonads and give him a heave over the cliff please...he bored me to death
I just cant wait to start talking crap again !!!..............hears the groans but doensnt care

13 Jun 2004

Quote by MrsFC
Ohhh Davej
I'm still waiting!!! You can run but you can't hide. :giggle:

Mrs FC have you not seen my avatar .......running isnt an option !!...just dont miss with yer stick cos me neck is sun burnt

13 Jun 2004

I must confess to starting off as someone else - but she was so obviously me I quickly legged it out and got changed!
My first dress up was

13 Jun 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
I must confess to starting off as someone else - but she was so obviously me I quickly legged it out and got changed!
My first dress up was
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/92083979340c886c9c5e46.jpg

eek !!!! put your pistols away madam..........cover you eyes mrs davej !

13 Jun 2004

O I did get one right!!!
phew..............

13 Jun 2004

Jags, i would be gratefull if you could lay Lucrezia to rest, may she once again rest in peace! wink

13 Jun 2004

Quote by Eli the Ugly
OK-a OK a you peeegs - I geeve up.
I've tried shooting everybody's boll***cks off and meessed
that's because in the 'real' world I'm Tune Essence.
Boy have I enjoyed being an obnoxious, chilli stinking, fart!
Must come naturally.
Thanks to everyone else who made it so much fun and especially ICE PIE for coming up with the idea - a real good'un.

Howdy varmint, I guess you don't know how close you came to getting plugged clean through the juglar. I had a bead drawn on yer and was about to say 'adios' when ya revealed y'self. OK compadre, nice play, sure as hell had me fooled. I thought I was shootin' Dave J (sorry about that pardner, guess I owe you an apology). Pretty good show, Tune...
I aint finished with that other varmint 'Frenchy' yet; where in Hell's Acre is he, if he don't reveal hisself, I'll just ease his headaches ...fer good.
So, who am I?
Well, I gave y'all clues enough:
I told y'all you'd already seen a picture o' my horse...
I told y'all I was a dead man-and if y'all had seen 'High Plains Drifter' you'd a' knowed I was a ghost...
I told y'all I would be strikin' camp, pouring the coffee on the fire, and hittin' the trail when this charade was over...
Told y'all I loved westerns
I told y'all I was a Granpappy.............
Strikes me, thems a whole mess o' clues?
(spits, lights cheroot........)
OK pardners, here's me an' m'horse in better days:

Been missing you all , so I just popped in for the ball.
Hope the Sherriffs (Mods) don't mind too much....
Willl be off again now
God bless you all
Still miss you
Artificer wink

PS Any one seen a dopey sheepdog: answers to Fly??

13 Jun 2004

{Fozzie unzips his furry costume to reveal...............}
Carpathian !
{sorry folks, was watching England lose !!)

13 Jun 2004

And to think I've been insulting the great Arty all w/e - what a privilege. Still think you shouldn't've shaved under your poncho tho'.
All the best TE

13 Jun 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
I must confess to starting off as someone else - but she was so obviously me I quickly legged it out and got changed!
My first dress up was
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/92083979340c886c9c5e46.jpg

I knew it! I knew it! I was (am???) in love with Doris Day - I even admitted it when I was Ugly!
I'm beautiful now of course!

13 Jun 2004

This has been the best this weekend !!! not to know who you are talking to.
Lets do it again !!!! soon. biggrin

:D

13 Jun 2004

Quote by MrsFC
This has been the best this weekend !!! not to know who you are talking to.
Lets do it again !!!! soon. :D

Have to wholeheartedly agree - such great fun and a real shot in the arm for bringing that fun spirit back........
Looking forward to the next one !
Bearpathian

13 Jun 2004

This is getting better all the time Arti pops back and carpathian turns into a bloody bear
rotflmao

you folk are definately bonkers

13 Jun 2004

Quote by MrsFC
This has been the best this weekend !!! not to know who you are talking to.
Lets do it again !!!! soon. :D

Mind you the anonymity here helps with our 'real' ( i really don't know what real is anymore) persona. This was just anonymity (spelt it right twice wahay!!!) squared.
WBB = Lucretia -.......well I never....

13 Jun 2004

YES SARGE !!!!!!
Sorry folks Sarge is calling orders from his chair, he is motified from the footie results.
Okay okay keep your shirt on!!! evil

:evil:
ANYONE ELSE PLEASE COME FORWARD NOWWW !!!!!!
Sarge is begining to make my life hell.
Who needs a to bark when you have a muppit yourself. rolleyes

:roll:
I'm going down the job center tomorrow sod this. :evil:

13 Jun 2004

Quote by westerross
I knew it! I knew it! I was (am???) in love with Doris Day - I even admitted it when I was Ugly!
I'm beautiful now of course!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Of course you're beautiful now ........ just pop along and wash your face a bit more hunny, to make it more believable :lol2: kiss

Still a few more to come tho!

13 Jun 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
I knew it! I knew it! I was (am???) in love with Doris Day - I even admitted it when I was Ugly!
I'm beautiful now of course!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Of course you're beautiful now ........ just pop along and wash your face a bit more hunny, to make it more believable :lol2: kiss

Still a few more to come tho!
Yup I gotta get rid o' this steeenk o' chilli as well1

13 Jun 2004

Quote by DAVlD BENT
Ok as promised off comes the clothes, give me some room eh. An ego this huge can't undress in this little space
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/102548431540293bca945dc.gif

13 Jun 2004

now some one is being clever cos I never did post the previous post I aint that clever
totally loved this thread , I had both Jane and elizabeth as Alex doing a double bluff, not sure how but she works in computers.,although at one stage i thought Elizabeth was Arti I thought Groucho was easy, and Sarge had to be Fozzie
Misschief you are a wicked woman Never saw Carpie, knew Ice pie must have been in there somewhere, damn good game, took me a weekend to work out how to register a second ID ( been a busy weekend so time limited)., but am ready for next attempt I think
Ice choose animals or comedians or colours or just choose and give us some time to think., Monthly fun maybe? or fortnightly???
great play guys loved it all
Gilbert
but last post WAS NOT ME!!!
honest injun

13 Jun 2004

I must say I found my cameo appearance as MikeNorth very challenging..or... wait a minute, was it him playing me?
Anyway, it was only a small role, as your Basil Fawlty would say "Blink and you would have missed it, as indeed you did."
MS

13 Jun 2004

I never figured out how to get a different ID so I had no chance of guessing who's who.
I'll have to try harder next time. :!:

13 Jun 2004

i knew it was you! confused

sigh, i am a CRAP liar!

13 Jun 2004

ops: :oops: :oops: rolleyes

:roll: :roll: sad

:( :( :(
People I have a confession to make. :roll: :roll: :roll: :oops: :oops:
Sarge is so going to have my butt for this. :roll: :roll: :roll:
I in my inpatience, I got you all to fess up. Now I need to hide from Sarge cos I finks I'm in big trouble :oops: :oops:
:sticky: :sticky: Wot afff I got me self into, Help !!!!

13 Jun 2004

you mean it was NOT unmasking time??????????????
roflmao!

13 Jun 2004

oh bugger do I know who I am?
and does anyone know who is whom 0r should that be whom?
in tears with laughter
Gilbert I think, or am I ronald reagan?
one more for the gipper
or maybe burt lancaster that sand gets every where even for us guys