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Quote by MrsFC
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: rolleyes :roll: :roll: sad :( :( :(
People I have a confession to make. :roll: :roll: :roll: :oops: :oops:
Sarge is so going to have my butt for this. :roll: :roll: :roll:
I in my inpatience, I got you all to fess up. Now I need to hide from Sarge cos I finks I'm in big trouble :oops: :oops:
:sticky: :sticky: Wot afff I got me self into, Help !!!!

you even got the "(and thats 7pm to you WBB)" part right!
well all i can say is.... well done for your masquerade as SGT Bilko!
Oh bugger, I haven't got hours to spare to go through all the masquerade threads - can anyone tell me who was "The Prisoner"...and don't say Patrick McGoohan.
Mike.
Quote by MikeNorth
Oh bugger, I haven't got hours to spare to go through all the masquerade threads .

EXACTLY!!
Well - this does look like fun. Ufortunately, I have been working too much this weekend to have played properly. However I DID spot Arti :smug:- though I didn't guess any of the others.
Sincere apologies to Fozzie/Carpathian who PMd me and I didn't have a chance to respond to him before it was all over. I will try to be more available next time.
Well played everyone!!
Will
Okay okay, I've got them all now - and blimey, several surprises!
Thanks everyone, it was great fun.
Mike.
Mrs FC!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
You naughty naughty little impatient minx you!!!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
smackbottom
Well ladies and gentleman
No one is who we think they are. I have had great fun trying to work everyone out and was totally wrong grrrrr. however you'll all be back in guise wont you next weekend.......................................................
Begins to wonder who she is biggrin :D :D
Quote by Morgan
Well ladies and gentleman
No one is who we think they are. I have had great fun trying to work everyone out and was totally wrong grrrrr. however you'll all be back in guise wont you next weekend.......................................................
Begins to wonder who she is biggrin :D :D

Better not be next weekend!!!!!!! mad
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
I,m running for cover Sarge is on the prowl ! :oops: :oops: :oops:
Mrs FC, report to my office ASAP (that's pretty quick WBB!!!) lol :lol: :lol: You've been a naughty girl!!! Tut Tut Tut !!!!
Haven't been around much due to work, but enjoyed the bits I saw. We will do it again very soon, as it has been a great success. Well done Ice Pie for making the suggestion.
We must deactivate all these iffy names now. If you haven't owned up yet please do so soon. Part of the fun next time (and I would like to make it a regular thing) will be that we all have to think of someone else to be.
Quote by Sgt Bilko
report to my office ASAP (that's pretty quick WBB!!!)

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Get him WBB get him - I would help you hunny, but am literally in stitches here, oooh he's so mean to you.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'm in big big trouble rolleyes :roll:
If you don't see me please tell MrFC where I was last. redface
Sarge coming ! surprisedops: sad :oops: :(
AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Anyone care if I hang out as Fonzie for a while? I didn't get to hang out with you guys and dolls for very long and I kinda missed the fun. sad
So if it's ok with da Sarge, I'll keep Mr. Fonzerelli on hold until next time.
Stay cool guys. wink
Quote by The Fonz
AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Anyone care if I hang out as Fonzie for a while? I didn't get to hang out with you guys and dolls for very long and I kinda missed the fun. sad
So if it's ok with da Sarge, I'll keep Mr. Fonzerelli on hold until next time.
Stay cool guys. wink

Sorry easy, no can do!!! All bogus accounts must be deactivated!!! rolleyes :roll: :roll:
EEERRRRE Sarge I ad ya sussed. wink
Not bad for a gal selling flowers.
NEWS FLASH
A body wearing a green outfirt and a pairk of pink knickers was found floating in the river Tiber last night.
Police have identified it as Sgt Bilko.
They are treating the death as suspicious due to the large amount of poison in his body (similar to poisons prevalent during the Borgia dynasty), and also a hammer print in his forehead….. similar to one owned by WBB.
There was a piece of paper clutched in his had, which :nill (that’s to you WBB)!
Noway Fonz!!!
OFF OFF OFF .......

It might be a different theme next time, you would look daft dressed as the Fonz at an Eastenders masquerade for instance lol
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Mrs FC, report to my office ASAP (that's pretty quick WBB!!!) lol :lol: :lol: You've been a naughty girl!!! Tut Tut Tut !!!!

The clues are there Miss Marple!!! rolleyes :roll: :roll:
OOOO wbb rolleyes
do I break it to ya !!!
Well if I must...............tut tut tut.
No more to say...I'm needed in the office. redface
DOH
i had forgotten about skippy!
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
i think i will just go to bed!
Quote by Jags
Well ladies and gentleman
No one is who we think they are. I have had great fun trying to work everyone out and was totally wrong grrrrr. however you'll all be back in guise wont you next weekend.......................................................
Begins to wonder who she is biggrin :D :D

Better not be next weekend!!!!!!! mad
I was hoping for next weekend too - much better when we haven't got work to worry about the next day !
Besides, I'm sure most people will agree it was great to see our dear departed Arti put a surprise appearance in from beyond the grave - even if only dropping in for the Ball sad
I'm hoping we can draw him back from the dead for next weekend too (hint hint) - the more the merrier eh - corporial or not !! :twisted:
Three cheers for the Ball idea and an extra cheer for Ice Pie for thinking of it !!
Carpathian
MISS WHIPLASH....!
Oh bollox......!
never got the chance to undress in front of you all, was with the football all night!
Anyhow i liked the fun and being in touch with my femenine side! Sorry i could NOT post more but i have to work all night...!
can we have another ball in the late summer?
thanks all for the many spilt coffee's and giggles....
Rocky
Well - I really think the Masqerade Ball injected some well needed fun back into the Forum!
And I am not the only one who thinks so, judging by the number of posts relating to it!!!!
I would like to congratulate every one who took part - such brilliant posts folks and wonderful role play.
I was gobsmacked by MissC and WBB! and charmed by No 6.
And as for that Mr Lee - wow he makes me go weak at the knees when he nibbles my neck. wink
I could go on and on about everyone............
We need this type of thing once in a while so we don't take life (and ourselves) too seriously!
Bigs hugs and smooches all round!
MUAH!
Quote by MISSCHIEF
PS. Sorry if anyone was insulted ie, you Alex. I really didn't mean it lol

Insulted?????
Never in a million years MissC - I loved it all!
Muah & hugs
Quote by Alexandra
Insulted?????
Never in a million years MissC - I loved it all!
Muah & hugs

well i wont mention my "higher social standing" any more.. just in case! wink
OK - I just thought I'd do a quick cast list to save anyone reaming back thru...
So...
Roll the Credits.......
Miss Whiplash - Rocky Horror (He seemed to relish his part maybe a little too well)
Calamity Jane & David Bent – Misschief (so multi talented – but then again she is a woman)
Grouch – Davej (wonderful, just wonderful!)
Bergerac (the one with the big nose not the detective) – Neil (playing himself)
Man with no name – Arti (muah! to you)
No 6 – Montmorency (more than a bit of a charmer – a double muah!)
Eli the Ugly – Tune Essence (amazed we didn’t spot him )
Lucretia Borgia – WBB (never accept a drink from this woman)
Eliza Doolittle – MrsFC (ooooo cor blimey!)
Fozzie – Carpathian (Can someone send him some new jokes)
Meryl Streep – MikeNorth (short but sweet)
Christopher Lee – Ice Pie (Knee trembler!)
Elizabeth Bennett – Alexandra (can I lose my virginity now please?)
The Fonz – Easy (late comer - or so I've heard rolleyes )
Skippy– Sarge (amazed at his eloquence! Such an improvement)
Quote by well_busty_babe

Insulted?????
Never in a million years MissC - I loved it all!
Muah & hugs

well i wont mention my "higher social standing" any more.. just in case! wink
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
WBB - Big hugs!
Alex x x
Quote by Alexandra
The Fonz – Easy (late comer - or so I've heard rolleyes )

Yes, sorry for letting the side down guys, but I was really busy and couldn't get into the swing of it (pardon the pun redface )
BTW Alex I'm only about 30 mins away, you could pop over and find out for yourself :mrgreen: wink
Quote by Alexandra
Elizabeth Bennett – Alexandra (can I lose my virginity now please?)

See above post :wink: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Alexandra
Skippy – Sarge (amazed at his eloquence! Such an improvement)

LMAO lol :lol: :lol: Poor Sarge. :giggle: