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Quote by groucho
deactivate? i vote that they should be whipped and flogged within an inch of their lives!

I'm with you Lucrezia....a public flogging for the flem brothers...... tie their knackers to the saddle and give the horse a giddyup..........
Hey remember the series Branded where they ripped off the guys buttons and broke his sword? ......somthing along them lines.... yeah cut their belts and let thetr trousers drop and then make em do bunny hops....Ha!! that'll teach em for spitting beetroots.
hey, you with the dead mouse on your chops...
In 30 seconds I'm about to lift my poncho...
(spits, lights cheroot)
If I was you I'd have a good slug of water: that a ways you can water the garden while you die.....
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groucho wrote:
groucho thinks why didnt I chose to be Duncan Norville but here goes...... CHASE ME ....CHASE ME.....

I don't need to chase you :twisted: I will be waiting round the corner when you have knackered yourself out. :smile2:
Ok as promised off comes the clothes, give me some room eh. An ego this huge can't undress in this little space

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now thats two threats I've had in a short time, one from no name whose gonna lift his Poncho and reveal....well bugger all from what those nuns tell me and one from Jags whose gonna thrash me if I dont reveal.......
Now which is my safest route...........
O.K. davej gives up !
I'd like to have gone against yer no name but I know me safest bet.
now can groucho be gone forever cos I'd kinda like me email address back for next time.
Oh and Ice Pie nice game would love to do it again some time, thanks for the suggestion and thanks to the other characters
In words you will recognise MISSCHIEF
bluddy brilliant !!
Why thank you Dave :lol2:
Bluddy well done yourself :lol2:
David Bent was a bad typo when registering redface
Quote by groucho
now thats two threats I've had in a short time, one from no name whose gonna lift his Poncho and reveal....well bugger all from what those nuns tell me and one from Jags whose gonna thrash me if I dont reveal.......
Now which is my safest route...........
O.K. davej gives up !
I'd like to have gone against yer no name but I know me safest bet.
now can groucho be gone forever cos I'd kinda like me email address back for next time.
Oh and Ice Pie nice game would love to do it again some time, thanks for the suggestion and thanks to the other characters

FOOLED ME DAVE J!!!!!!!!
Shit-thought I'd got you there!
Bugger
Well played
M
had forgot it was happening so I registered in a bit of a flap to get going and picked a crap character
hope we we can do it again cos I got lots in the dressing up box now..
Now then where's the rest of the cast.....come out ...come out where ever you are..
Quote by DAVlD BENT
Ok as promised off comes the clothes, give me some room eh. An ego this huge can't undress in this little space
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And to think I was mouthing you off all day. Still I got the no Boll**cks bit right eh? eh?
MISSCHIEF Bluddy brilliant!
Oi Ugly do a Wurzel Gummage and get your proper head on.............
Oh my - what a dilemma.
I do not know whether my virtuous lol character should be unclothed..........
But..........
OK
OK
I'm unbuttoning as we speak....
Just a minute - these stays are a little difficult to undo..
Should I or shouldn't I?
Mr Darcy - could you help me a little.......
Or, if not Mr Darcy - perhaps charming and mysterious No 6
or the delectible Mr Lee
oooooo - that's better - I can breathe now!!!!!!
OK - it's me Alex! rolleyes
Excellent fun friends - we should have this once a month perhaps!
Big big big hugs!
Quote by Christopher Lee
Time to whip off the mask...
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oooooh1
i thought you were "the bear"
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Why thank you Dave :lol2:
Bluddy well done yourself :lol2:
David Bent was a bad typo when registering redface

Excellent MissC
And I think the typo added to it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Muah!
OK-I was unmasked yesterday-after cocking up my identities!-I'm not suited to multiple characters. Thanks to the good lady who kept it to herself...
So, after enjoying this masquerade so,
Back to the 'tin shed' I must go.
I've so enjoyed this brief respite
Must go..
Several poems to finish tonight
Montmorency
OK-a OK a you peeegs - I geeve up.
I've tried shooting everybody's boll***cks off and meessed
that's because in the 'real' world I'm Tune Essence.
Boy have I enjoyed being an obnoxious, chilli stinking, fart!
Must come naturally.
Thanks to everyone else who made it so much fun and especially ICE PIE for coming up with the idea - a real good'un.
Quote by Elizabeth Bennett
Oh my - what a dilemma.
I do not know whether my virtuous lol character should be unclothed..........
Oh yes, definitely ;)
OK - it's me Alex! rolleyes
Excellent fun friends - we should have this once a month perhaps!
Big big big hugs!

Once a month? I don't even have nookie that often! biggrin
Well done to all who played. I've been working all weekend so couldn't join in as much as I would have liked, but I've had a grate larf reading all your nonsense.
Now then, where's the after show cast party? ;)
Ice
i guessed alex was ms bennett,
and i THINK eliza is mrsFc
i am not sure i should say who i am, i quite like being me!
Love it, just love it!!!
The unveiling of you lot is just as exciting as the dressing up!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Soooooo crap at guessing tho lol, just brilliant

PS. Sorry if anyone was insulted ie, you Alex. I really didn't mean it lol
Reveal yourself women, cause I know who you are!!! evil
Lucrezia puts on her best ball gown,
After all this is a special night
She wants to look her very best
The audience don’t want a fright!
Its time now to all take our masks off,
The end of the masquerading stunt,
Lucrezia had charm, wit and beauty,
While my assets are all kept up front!
My PM box has been over flowing
Throughout the whole of this game
But despite all of your random guesses
Not one of you got right my name!
Some of you thought I was “rocky”
Why u thought I’m a man words do fail!
I might not be as glamorous as lucrezia
But I swear to you.. I am female!
The messages suggested I’m “arty”
But that was quite wrong in its self,
My education lies in the sciences
so I’ll never have lucrezia’s wealth
the closest you came was accidental,
you tried to make lucrezia’s name short,
when you spoke aloud her new nickname,
you actually had my name of a sort!
A lot of you thought I was Monty,
And some of u suggested “the muse”,
The other main guess was I am Alex ,
Well I am NONE of them, Is that bad news?
I really did try to help you
Referred to things I’ve said before.
Like I mentioned the differences in ages,
Well u should all know I’m 24!
Not one person came even close,
And its too late now, soon you will see.
You’ll kick your self when you realise
That its well-busty –babe who is me!
WBB!!!!!!!!!!!
Bluddy ellfire!!!!!!!
:eeek: :eeek:
Well done!
Yes I was the common one!!! redface surprisedops:
You are all just brilliant !! lol :lol:
Ice lets make it a date for another one. wink
What a great idea this was.
Quote by MISSCHIEF
WBB!!!!!!!!!!!
Bluddy ellfire!!!!!!!
:eeek: :eeek:
Well done!

sigh.. that was fun! lol
OMG !!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
This has been brilliant! Where is everybody else? Oh ya! footie rolleyes
Drinks anyone and pringles until the footie is over!!!
WBB words fail me right now
I am so gonna have to work harder next time you guys are brilliant !!!
Ohhh Davej
I'm still waiting!!! wink You can run but you can't hide. :giggle: