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please could you give a warm welcome to surfdude365

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HI ALL :smile2:
I have just poped in to say .......please could u give a warm welcome to surfdude he needs your help in finding his way around!
thanks
love debbiexxxx :rose:
Hi im Surfdude365 a 31 year male requiring ladys for fun and games never ever done this before so be gentle with me. I travel alot with my sport so anywhere in UK is possible.
I look forward to your replys
xxx
No problems. :mrgreen:
*walks along corridor*
Ads section's on your left...
"Let's meet up" and "dogging" are on you right...
*Comes to door with St Georges flag on it*
That's the Sarges office.....
*Comes to door that's open, but there's no-one inside*
That's Marks office (site admin) :P
*Comes to door with a picture of a flower on it and the sounds of someone having very noisy sex coming from inside*
Heathers office
*Comes to red leather door with studs in it that's slightly open. Looks inside and there's a bloke bent over the desk being caned*
That'll be Jags office then.
*looks at long line of doors*
There are a few more mods, but they're all pretty nice so you'll be in safe hands.
This place is just like one big family....that has sex.....no that's not right....gimme a min....
It's like a pub, but without the beer......and the drunks........and the fights. So not much like a pub really......errr
Just have a look around and see what you think. :mrgreen:
*walks back up the corridor*
So tell me surfdude, can you pour pink champagne, 'cos there's an opening in the GFZ (You'll find out what that is on Friday) that you may be suitable for..... lol :lol: :lol:
:welcome:
Welcome to Swinging Heaven. :mrgreen:
New one for the "different Places " thread , on a surfboard .
Well Easy due to the fact i used to be a Hotel Manager I came pour pink champagne as well as chop the Strawberries. The only problem there is i will be in Bridlington at a national event for windsurfing
Welcome to the nuthouse Surfdude365 :welcome:
And dont worry youll soon get used to us all,(eventually!!)
Clare,xxx
wink
O EASY!.. I NEARLY WET ME KNICKERS! :color:
And my door!!!!!! EASY? wink :wink: :wink: :wink:
Love debbiexxx :rose:
Quote by debbiewebs-90887
And my door!!!!!! EASY? wink :wink: :wink: :wink:

Is where I'll be heading to next. :wink: :twisted: :rascal: boink
Welcome Surf Dude....nice to have you here......
OOWEE EASY!
My door!!
OXFORD DICTIONNARY ON THE BED!! rotflmao
Love debbiexxxx :rose:
Quote by debbiewebs-90887
My door!!
UNUSED OXFORD DICTIONNARY ON THE VERY RUFFLED LOOKING BED!! rotflmao

wink :twisted: :rotflmao:
I just like to say a big thanks for the welcome and if any ladys are in to poetry let me know as i write loads of stuff for comps here one i did for valentines day i had to write a poem as if to some special for valentines let me know what you think ?
Be My Valentine
It Starts In The Morning With A Smile,
It Means That Love Is Here For A While.
A While Can Last For As Long As Can Be,
We Can Make It You Will See.
Nothing Beats That Love For Each Another,
The Way We Really Care,
Our Families And Friends We Have Around Us,
That Special Love Is Rare.
They Get Us Mad Now And Again,
They Can Be A Pain,
Due To Our Undying Love,
We Manage From Going Insane.
Life’s Just Happiness When You Are Around,
You Really Beat The Rest
You’re One In A Million, And Always Will Be
As You Are The Best.
The Love You Give, So Meaningful,
In Every Loving Way,
That Why Your So Special,
Every Single Day
You Really Are The World To Me,
And Everything Is Fine,
Would You Do Me The Greatest Pleasure,
And Become My Valentine.
xxx
SurfDude.....look at the sticky on the top of the page, the Poetry Corner....I'm sure they'd love your stuff in there.... smile
Hi Surfdude wave :wave: :wave:
Welcome to the Forum. Put your feet up, open a beer and chill. Get to know the nutters in here and give us a chance to get to know you too.
Hiya Surfdude wave
Big welcome from me too, hope you have lots of fun biggrin
:jagsatwork: + kiss = wave
Hello Surfdude wave
Jump right in, and soak up the atmosphere biggrin
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My door!!
UNUSED OXFORD DICTIONNARY ON THE VERY RUFFLED LOOKING BED!! rotflmao

wink :twisted: :rotflmao:
I will come and get you now and smackbottom your bum!! mmmmmmmmmm
SO WHATCH OUT!!! :sparring: smile easy peasy lemon squeezer!!:rotflmao:
love debbiexxxx :rose:
Hello surfdude :wave2: