Please get in the appropiate queue

26 Aug 2005

I'm Back (briefly), and in order to speed up the retribution process please stand in the correct queue relating to your 'involvement'.
Queue 1. Postie, Johneboy & Dino (the serious crime- big whoopass queue)
Queue 2. All the people i used to like who thought it was a ' bit of a giggle' to PM me useless crap (the 'i will deal with you later' queue)
Queue 3. All the people i've never spoken to who also thought it was a ' bit of a giggle' to PM me useless crap ( the ' hang you head in shame for joining in' queue)
Queue 4. Anyone not in queues 1-3 (but involved anyway)
Queue 5. Lisamarie, for sending me the kind of question i don't mind helping with :rascal:
and Hornyread kiss

my beautiful 'Head' Angel, simply for being Hornyred.
now get in line and don't whinge or i might transfer you to queue 1 :twisted:

26 Aug 2005

i'll be in the number 3... but not actually having PM'd you category... stepping forward...
Give it to me... give me all you got... and i'll bet i still laff
sorry but it was funny!!!
and given half a brain you woulda done the exact same thing!!! rotflmao

26 Aug 2005

just cos they only have half a brain will not get em excused from a 'MeatyBeating'

26 Aug 2005

Hi M2PU;
Wellcome back!
Suppose I am in the second tranch - but it was good fun. lol

McC

26 Aug 2005

I'd be in erm..... que 4 then.... as i was very good and didn't pm you once....!
I love the "delete pm" button!

26 Aug 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
just cos they only have half a brain will not get em excused from a 'MeatyBeating'

maybe i didnae make it clear enough... i meant if you had half a brain surprised

ops:

26 Aug 2005

Hi Meat, welcome back! Bastards arent they?
Fuck em, its just me and you against the world, theyre all........

26 Aug 2005

OMG its back bolt

27 Aug 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
just cos they only have half a brain will not get em excused from a 'MeatyBeating'

maybe i didnae make it clear enough... i meant if you had half a brain surprised

ops:
get in queue 1 this minute, you've just been upgraded to deepshit

27 Aug 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
OMG its back

OMG her keyboards still working!

27 Aug 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Hi Meat, welcome back! Bastards arent they?
Fuck em, its just me and you against the world, theyre all........

You turn coat!

27 Aug 2005

Quote by postie
Hi Meat, welcome back! Bastards arent they?
Fuck em, its just me and you against the world, theyre all........

You turn coat!
I've always liked him!
wink

27 Aug 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
OMG its back

OMG her keyboards still working!
i have 2 he he! :rascal:

27 Aug 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
just cos they only have half a brain will not get em excused from a 'MeatyBeating'

maybe i didnae make it clear enough... i meant if you had half a brain surprised

ops:
get in queue 1 this minute, you've just been upgraded to deepshit
:happy:
i'm in the yer fooked Q now... (did try spelling Q but it just never looked right) queue??

27 Aug 2005

Ermm what que am i in ill do anything not to be punished .
mmmmmmmmm or maybe i might like it ok what que am i in hehe lol

27 Aug 2005

So let me see if we've got this right ........we have to queue up to get head from Horny Red ??
Kewl

27 Aug 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
just cos they only have half a brain will not get em excused from a 'MeatyBeating'

Sorry, have you been away somewhere. Can't say that I'd noticed..... oh well, nevermind.

27 Aug 2005

Just being nosey, but what was the total pm count????? lol

27 Aug 2005

Yes and why am i all on my own????
its embarrasing lol
lisamarie

27 Aug 2005

Hehe :-
Welcome back to the land of the "not long to live people"
I got what I asked for and it was a whole one =
Not saying what it was but there are not many on Swinging Heaven :lol:
Fred (who now has two) and was in Q2

27 Aug 2005

<<<<<<< turns to person next in the queue >>>>>>> 'What we queueing for then??'
TE compulsive queuer

27 Aug 2005

Quote by westerross
<<<<<<< turns to person next in the queue >>>>>>> 'What we queueing for then??'
TE compulsive queuer

We won't know 'til we reach the head. It's a long queue by the look of it!
lol

:lol: :lol:

27 Aug 2005

Happy head angel :angel:
Meaty i will gladly help with punishment for all these peeps :jagsatwork:
poke

:boxing:

27 Aug 2005

Quote by HornyRed
Happy head angel :angel:
Meaty i will gladly help with punishment for all these peeps :jagsatwork:
:boxing:

Ooooooooooooh! Can I jump the queue and get mine now HR? wink

:wink:

27 Aug 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
Happy head angel :angel:
Meaty i will gladly help with punishment for all these peeps :jagsatwork:
:boxing:

Ooooooooooooh! Can I jump the queue and get mine now HR? wink

:wink:
Anytime slut friend :wink: its a pleasure smackbottom

:duel: :boxing:
Now we could enjoy a session of :sticky:

27 Aug 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
So let me see if we've got this right ........we have to queue up to get head from Horny Red ??
Kewl

Can i get in this queue pllllllllllllllllllleassseeeeee???? blast

Mr goodtimez wink

27 Aug 2005

Quote by HornyRed
Happy head angel :angel:
Meaty i will gladly help with punishment for all these peeps :jagsatwork:
:boxing:

Ooooooooooooh! Can I jump the queue and get mine now HR? wink

:wink:
Anytime slut friend :wink: its a pleasure smackbottom

:duel: :boxing:
Now we could enjoy a session of :sticky:
Keep the queue entertained eh? :wink:
Ooooooooooooooh! redface

ops: :oops:
Come on then! hump

:hump: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:rascal: :rascal:

27 Aug 2005

was this thread responsible for the traffic jam on the M60 last night.....
looked all over for ES and HR but to no avail....must of been in the wrong queue >>>>again
if it gets too long ill provide refreshments....im great at them little sausage rolls smile

27 Aug 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I'm Back (briefly), and in order to speed up the retribution process please stand in the correct queue relating to your 'involvement'.
Queue 1. Postie, Johneboy & Dino (the serious crime- big whoopass queue)
Queue 2. All the people i used to like who thought it was a ' bit of a giggle' to PM me useless crap (the 'i will deal with you later' queue)
Queue 3. All the people i've never spoken to who also thought it was a ' bit of a giggle' to PM me useless crap ( the ' hang you head in shame for joining in' queue)
Queue 4. Anyone not in queues 1-3 (but involved anyway)
Queue 5. Lisamarie, for sending me the kind of question i don't mind helping with :rascal:
and Hornyread my beautiful 'Head' Angel, simply for being Hornyred.
now get in line and don't whinge or i might transfer you to queue 1 :twisted:

Alright meaty - I think I need to keep Lisamarie and HR refreshed and relaxed - after all I do not qualify for section 1, 2, or 3, and I doubt that my not sending you any PMs qualifies for section 4.
So who fancies a brew? Milk? Sugar? I'll get the kettle on for you - who's got the massage oils? lol

27 Aug 2005

I guess that i'm in 3, oh well, i had nothing planned for today anyway rolleyes