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Quote by MikeNorth
i was out fiting a tap washer only squezed a 1000 quid out of em they reckon it was there life savings o.a.p cant trust em.
I sincerely hope you're joking.
Well, he wasn't spelling.
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and why is everyone posting in a welsh accent? isenit 
no honestly, it works, try it, read the thread in a welsh accent, funny as feck :lol2:
i'll get me coat
no honestly, it works, try it, read the thread in a welsh accent, funny as feck :lol2:
i'll get me coat 
Orgasminator
ok who called for a plumber 
which ladies need their pipes sorting
pm box <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
which ladies need their pipes sorting
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Quote by Pete_sw
and why is everyone posting in a welsh accent? isenit
no honestly, it works, try it, read the thread in a welsh accent, funny as feck :lol2:
FB - can't do a Welsh accent, but likes Welsh men:twisted:
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Quote by Freckledbird
FB - can't do a Welsh accent, but likes Welsh men :twisted:
<<<< enrols in welsh language courses
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I tried it in a welsh accent but it then sort of went through liverpudliany irishy geordie cornishly - I was doing it out loud and J just looked at me and said nothing just blinked and stared : 
Felt like a right twazock i did :D nothing far from the ordinary 
Felt like a right twazock i did :D nothing far from the ordinary Orgasminator
Thank you Sara & Cherry
I do handyman stuff. I can assure you that shagging the 'milkman' its almost non existent. Most wifes or husbands are just keen to have someone competent come and sort out their various domestic problems. that's all.
However I have met one guy who was offered 'payment in kind'. I have to say he was the most unlikely guy to attract anything lke that. He declined the offer as he needed his wages.
There was one job I did when the lady appeared in the house bursting into tears about redundancy and a host of financial problems. Wearing her dressing gown and a pair of slippers.
It could have been a temptation to the easily persuaded. But it was a dangerous situation to attempt to get into. I thought about the money I needed.
I talked calmly to her for about 45 minutes and eventually she pulled herself together. I had to sit in another seat, because if I'd gone up close to her, I think it could have lead onto something. just a little cuddle or something, but then easily turning into sex. But I think she was vulnerable enough to go as far as offering sex.
However I have met one guy who was offered 'payment in kind'. I have to say he was the most unlikely guy to attract anything lke that. He declined the offer as he needed his wages.
There was one job I did when the lady appeared in the house bursting into tears about redundancy and a host of financial problems. Wearing her dressing gown and a pair of slippers.
It could have been a temptation to the easily persuaded. But it was a dangerous situation to attempt to get into. I thought about the money I needed.
I talked calmly to her for about 45 minutes and eventually she pulled herself together. I had to sit in another seat, because if I'd gone up close to her, I think it could have lead onto something. just a little cuddle or something, but then easily turning into sex. But I think she was vulnerable enough to go as far as offering sex.
Quote by duncanlondonour first serious answer to my tread.
I do handyman stuff. I can assure you that shagging the 'milkman' its almost non existent. Most wifes or husbands are just keen to have someone competent come and sort out their various domestic problems. that's all.
However I have met one guy who was offered 'payment in kind'. I have to say he was the most unlikely guy to attract anything lke that. He declined the offer as he needed his wages.
There was one job I did when the lady appeared in the house bursting into tears about redundancy and a host of financial problems. Wearing her dressing gown and a pair of slippers.
It could have been a temptation to the easily persuaded. But it was a dangerous situation to attempt to get into. I thought about the money I needed.
I talked calmly to her for about 45 minutes and eventually she pulled herself together. I had to sit in another seat, because if I'd gone up close to her, I think it could have lead onto something. just a little cuddle or something, but then easily turning into sex. But I think she was vulnerable enough to go as far as offering sex.
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Quote by freimationour first serious answer to my tread.
I do handyman stuff. I can assure you that shagging the 'milkman' its almost non existent. Most wifes or husbands are just keen to have someone competent come and sort out their various domestic problems. that's all.
However I have met one guy who was offered 'payment in kind'. I have to say he was the most unlikely guy to attract anything lke that. He declined the offer as he needed his wages.
There was one job I did when the lady appeared in the house bursting into tears about redundancy and a host of financial problems. Wearing her dressing gown and a pair of slippers.
It could have been a temptation to the easily persuaded. But it was a dangerous situation to attempt to get into. I thought about the money I needed.
I talked calmly to her for about 45 minutes and eventually she pulled herself together. I had to sit in another seat, because if I'd gone up close to her, I think it could have lead onto something. just a little cuddle or something, but then easily turning into sex. But I think she was vulnerable enough to go as far as offering sex.
You didn't really expect any serious answers to your original post, did you? :shock:
Plus, you haven't answered these yet:
Quote by noladreams30
Why pick on plumbers?
Mmmmm... that's what I wondered?
Quote by Freckledbirdour first serious answer to my tread.
I do handyman stuff. I can assure you that shagging the 'milkman' its almost non existent. Most wifes or husbands are just keen to have someone competent come and sort out their various domestic problems. that's all.
However I have met one guy who was offered 'payment in kind'. I have to say he was the most unlikely guy to attract anything lke that. He declined the offer as he needed his wages.
There was one job I did when the lady appeared in the house bursting into tears about redundancy and a host of financial problems. Wearing her dressing gown and a pair of slippers.
It could have been a temptation to the easily persuaded. But it was a dangerous situation to attempt to get into. I thought about the money I needed.
I talked calmly to her for about 45 minutes and eventually she pulled herself together. I had to sit in another seat, because if I'd gone up close to her, I think it could have lead onto something. just a little cuddle or something, but then easily turning into sex. But I think she was vulnerable enough to go as far as offering sex.
You didn't really expect any serious answers to your original post, did you? :shock:
Plus, you haven't answered these yet:
Quote by noladreams30
Why pick on plumbers?
Mmmmm... that's what I wondered?no but it was nice y pick on plumbers it going cost ya to find out.
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Quote by freimation
no but it was nice y pick on plumbers it going cost ya to find out.
It's not going to cost me anything - I'm not even remotely interested. However, some people have asked you a valid question which you have failed to answer, yet you expect serious answers
Roll on the jokers!
Sex God
Quote by duncanlondon
I do handyman stuff. I can assure you that shagging the 'milkman' its almost non existent.
You aint never been to my house then
nothing vunerable about it just im a bit kinky
Sex God
Quote by freimationour first serious answer to my thread.
I do handyman stuff. I can assure you that shagging the 'milkman' its almost non existent. Most wifes or husbands are just keen to have someone competent come and sort out their various domestic problems. that's all.
However I have met one guy who was offered 'payment in kind'. I have to say he was the most unlikely guy to attract anything lke that. He declined the offer as he needed his wages.
There was one job I did when the lady appeared in the house bursting into tears about redundancy and a host of financial problems. Wearing her dressing gown and a pair of slippers.
It could have been a temptation to the easily persuaded. But it was a dangerous situation to attempt to get into. I thought about the money I needed.
I talked calmly to her for about 45 minutes and eventually she pulled herself together. I had to sit in another seat, because if I'd gone up close to her, I think it could have lead onto something. just a little cuddle or something, but then easily turning into sex. But I think she was vulnerable enough to go as far as offering sex.
....including yours.
Sex God
Quote by X_fanny_x
I do handyman stuff. I can assure you that shagging the 'milkman' its almost non existent.
You aint never been to my house then
So you had a special delivery then Tan. :rascal:
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Quote by MikeNorth
I do handyman stuff. I can assure you that shagging the 'milkman' its almost non existent.
You aint never been to my house then
So you had a special delivery then Tan. :rascal:
more than one
runs of to find a thread i posted in a while ago :idea: U bending my arm wenchy
ops:flamin eck i post way to much took me 20 pages to find this
getting it on your doorstep
Orgasminator
I did actually type a proper reply, then looked at your profile and saw that you are a plumber/builder so was was not sure what angle you were coming from, especially with regards to the lying and con bit??
I have yet to meet any willing ladies on the job apart from my old tutor who had loads of stories to tell. He was an essex lad so not sure if he was stretching the truth or just plenty of essex girls wanting to be shagged.
I did come close once but was not to far after my breakup so I was not really intune with the pickups I think.
I have yet to meet any willing ladies on the job apart from my old tutor who had loads of stories to tell. He was an essex lad so not sure if he was stretching the truth or just plenty of essex girls wanting to be shagged.
I did come close once but was not to far after my breakup so I was not really intune with the pickups I think.
Sex God
Quote by freimation
my reason for this thread havent shaged a single customer yet and yes i do try too blag as much money as possible.
So you dont simply charge a fair price for a fair job then ?
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Quote by Cherrytree
my reason for this thread havent shaged a single customer yet and yes i do try too blag as much money as possible.
What a disgraceful thing to admit.
Indeed it is.
