I think that my local police officer needs a bit more training in how not to worry the residents. He gave me a phone call this morning and the conversation went like this:
PC- "Hello Dave, It is PC ???????? the local beat manager"
D_N- "Good morning PC ???????"
PC- "We are just conducting a survey on residents concerns regarding the trial of the shooters ofVictoria" (The young girl who was shot and killed in Nottingham)
D_N- "Oh sure, fire away"
PC- "What are your perceptions on the tension in your locality"
(I live in the area where one of the alledged shooters lives)
D_N- "Well we have heard nothing really. There has not really been much talk about it since the trial began"
PC- "Oh well............it could be the lull before the storm"
D_N- "What storm?"
PC- "Never mind......thank you for answering my question"
So.......I wasn't worried before.........but I am now worried about the "storm" that is coming :shock: . I think he needs training in not frightening the shit out of the people on his beat
Dave_Notts
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Quote by Dave__Notts
I think that my local police officer needs a bit more training in how not to worry the residents. He gave me a phone call this morning and the conversation went like this:
PC- "Hello Dave, It is PC ???????? the local beat manager"
D_N- "Good morning PC ???????"
PC- "We are just conducting a survey on residents concerns regarding the trial of the shooters ofVictoria" (The young girl who was shot and killed in Nottingham)
D_N- "Oh sure, fire away"
PC- "What are your perceptions on the tension in your locality"
(I live in the area where one of the alledged shooters lives)
D_N- "Well we have heard nothing really. There has not really been much talk about it since the trial began"
PC- "Oh well............it could be the lull before the storm"
D_N- "What storm?"
PC- "Never mind......thank you for answering my question"
So.......I wasn't worried before.........but I am now worried about the "storm" that is coming :shock: . I think he needs training in not frightening the shit out of the people on his beat
Dave_Notts
see, given the nature of the call I might have worded that a little differently, but I get your point Dave, perhaps some window shutters might be a good bet ......not that there is likely to be any backlash of course
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I think that my local police officer needs a bit more training in how not to worry the residents. He gave me a phone call this morning and the conversation went like this:
PC- "Hello Dave, It is PC ???????? the local beat manager"
D_N- "Good morning PC ???????"
PC- "We are just conducting a survey on residents concerns regarding the trial of the shooters ofVictoria" (The young girl who was shot and killed in Nottingham)
D_N- "Oh sure, fire away"
PC- "What are your perceptions on the tension in your locality"
(I live in the area where one of the alledged shooters lives)
D_N- "Well we have heard nothing really. There has not really been much talk about it since the trial began"
PC- "Oh well............it could be the lull before the storm"
D_N- "What storm?"
PC- "Never mind......thank you for answering my question"
So.......I wasn't worried before.........but I am now worried about the "storm" that is coming :shock: . I think he needs training in not frightening the shit out of the people on his beat
Dave_Notts
see, given the nature of the call I might have worded that a little differently, but I get your point Dave, perhaps some window shutters might be a good bet ......not that there is likely to be any backlash of course
I hope not either...................but if it does......fancy a couple of lodgers
Dave_Notts
Sex God
R u sure it was a copper ringing u and not just some freak who managed to get ur name right 
:?
:? 
Sex God
Hope that helps mate.
Sex God
Here comes the policeman,
The big friendly policeman,
PC McGarry number 452
Come on then where does this character belong?
Regards
Harry Jones
The big friendly policeman,
PC McGarry number 452
Come on then where does this character belong?
Regards
Harry Jones
Sex God
Very close, thats what I though the answer was but on checking on a glorious website, Policeman Potter was the officer of the law at Trumpton.
That gives you two choices lol
That gives you two choices lol
Sex God
Yep thats the one.
Quote by Dave__Notts
perhaps you shouldn't have said "fire away" ?!
In hind sight..........it was an inappropriate use of words
Dave_Notts
There was I thinking this was one of Dave_Notts usual comedy stories and it turns out to be a serious topic.
ops: :oops: Hope you weren't offended by my comment Dave. ( Next time I'll just wait and see what others reply before jumping in with both feet). :doh:
