Pondering Penis Pills

11 Sep 2004

Quote by some spammer
The same type of research that created miracle drugs like Viagra and Cialis, has now created a revolutionary herbal pill that can increase your penis size by 1" to 3" in just a few short weeks! Simply take 2 pills every day... it will make your penis grow a huge 27%!

Okay, let's do some maths... the pill will make your penis grow between 1 and 3 inches, which will be a 'huge' 27% increase. "Huge" is right... if 27% of your penis-length is 3 inches, then your penis is already a vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvwe 11 inches so why the hell are you taking penis-enlargement pills?!?

11 Sep 2004

Still could be a very interesting result..... now looking for men to try it out and give their vrdict (need before and after pics!!) lol

11 Sep 2004

well some women would say you can never be to big

11 Sep 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
now looking for men to try it out and give their vrdict (need before and after pics!!)

Here you go...

11 Sep 2004

Oh dear.... think the side effects need ironing out!!.... Your breasts seem to have grown!!!

11 Sep 2004

Somebody take them! Dont blame us if you grow webs on your feet though!

11 Sep 2004

Quote by roger743
now looking for men to try it out and give their vrdict (need before and after pics!!)

Here you go...

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

11 Sep 2004

i'll do it if someone pays for the bloody things

11 Sep 2004

Quote by thedazstar
well some women would say you can never be to big

Yes. Rumour has it the statue of liberty isn't easily impressed.
I can't help noticing that all the willy-size threads are started by men who clearly want more than they've got. I recently asked in one of them if anyone could report from experience that any penis enlargement gimmick actually worked, and the one sensible response I got was that no, obviously they don't work because if they did, everyone would use them and we'd all be hung like Shergar. So there it is guys, it's not getting any bigger, some women care, some don't and there's nothing you can do about it anyway so can we please drop it at least for a couple of hours? rolleyes

11 Sep 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
well some women would say you can never be to big

Yes. Rumour has it the statue of liberty isn't easily impressed.
I can't help noticing that all the willy-size threads are started by men who clearly want more than they've got. I recently asked in one of them if anyone could report from experience that any penis enlargement gimmick actually worked, and the one sensible response I got was that no, obviously they don't work because if they did, everyone would use them and we'd all be hung like Shergar. So there it is guys, it's not getting any bigger, some women care, some don't and there's nothing you can do about it anyway so can we please drop it at least for a couple of hours? rolleyes

:shock: :shock: :shock: You - you - you mean ... the anti-baldness pills - the contraption that sends electric pulses through 'your' tummy developing a 6 pack while 'you' watch EastEnders - man-made pheramones and the Old Spice aftershave won't work either? :cry: :cry: :cry:

12 Sep 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
I recently asked in one of them if anyone could report from experience that any penis enlargement gimmick actually worked, and the one sensible response I got was that no, obviously they don't work because if they did, everyone would use them and we'd all be hung like Shergar.

LOL. :lol2:
Actually, I'll give you one penis enlargement gimmick that actually does work - trim back your pubic hair. If you're anything like me and the hair grows half-way up the shaft, trim that back like crazy or even shave it. It actually does make you look bigger (or in my case, "less small" ;) ).