Pope John Paul II

2 Apr 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
i am in a mixed mood.... being catholic i have a soft spot for him.. but my pub has a death sweepsteak and guess who just won 300 pounds......
sean xxxxxx

SNAP! i bet 7pm tonight, guess i lost?
Roman Catholic but not practising, so i wont smack your arse this time.
Wow you get away with murder Sarg don't ya, Surely you have a "iv'e juat insulted someone swear box"?

2 Apr 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
We are in soooooooo much trouble when the Catholics come in!!! :? :? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

PMSL @ Sarges last quote . His Dad lol

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Dont worry they wont be in til after all the BDSM nights are over mate .

2 Apr 2005

Does this mean they can use condoms now???? dunno

2 Apr 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Does this mean they can use condoms now????

catholic swingers are not allowed to use condoms!!!! :shock:
how can you suggest such an immoral thing??????? evil

WBB wanders off disgusted

2 Apr 2005

You probably can use condoms but Only for practice.

3 Apr 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I hope he didn't buy a lottery ticket!! :? :? :? :?

lol...
but seriuosly he had a good innings and after the suffering he as had of late its best for him..
sad

he can now go and bother God face to face... wink

:wink:

3 Apr 2005

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3 Apr 2005

OK........ sorry but I am a catholic and feel the need to do:-
Forehead, stomache, left tit, right tit........lol
Forgive me Father for I have sinned?

3 Apr 2005

Quote by blondeslave

OK........ sorry but I am a catholic and feel the need to do:-
Forehead, stomache, left tit, right tit........lol
Forgive me Father for I have sinned?

Spetacles, testicles, wallet and watch.
Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I shall fear no evil....'cos I will beat the living shite of anyone coming near me. :twisted:

3 Apr 2005

Quote by smokerjim

OK........ sorry but I am a catholic and feel the need to do:-
Forehead, stomache, left tit, right tit........lol
Forgive me Father for I have sinned?

Spetacles, testicles, wallet and watch.
Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I shall fear no evil....'cos I will beat the living shite of anyone coming near me. :twisted:
I do believe we are supposed to Kiss his "ring" after that too....lol

3 Apr 2005

Quote by blondeslave

OK........ sorry but I am a catholic and feel the need to do:-
Forehead, stomache, left tit, right tit........lol
Forgive me Father for I have sinned?

Spetacles, testicles, wallet and watch.
Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I shall fear no evil....'cos I will beat the living shite of anyone coming near me. :twisted:
I do believe we are supposed to Kiss his "ring" after that too....lol
Shall we pucker up then? :rascal: :rascal:

assionkiss: :passionkiss: rolleyes

3 Apr 2005

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No
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3 Apr 2005

:eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
smackbottom

Blonde Slave

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Ok, so......is there any truth in the fable of Pope Joan?
Eagerslut wants us to get one of these chairs at home :shock: :shock:
:rascal:

3 Apr 2005

NOW that would be telling and I dont kiss and tell.........lol

3 Apr 2005

Quote by KcKat
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Blonde Slave
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Ok, so......is there any truth in the fable of Pope Joan?
Eagerslut wants us to get one of these chairs at home :shock: :shock:
:rascal:

Wow, I am amazed anyone knows about Pope Joan! There is a Greek book about her but I haven't read it - now I am tickled to go order it.

3 Apr 2005

I thought everyone knew about Pope Joan! dunno

Indeed, Sappho and I were only discussing this legend this morning. As we remarked "I wonder if we are about to see the first black Pope. After all, we have already had a woman Pope."
It is indeed rumoured that a newly elected Pope had to sit on a chair with a hole in it so that a Vatican official could look underneath and make sure that all the bits were there! I don't know if this is still done :shock: Does anyone out there know?
Will

3 Apr 2005

Quote by willxx69
I thought everyone knew about Pope Joan! Indeed, Sappho and I were only discussing this legend this morning. As we remarked "I wonder if we are about to see the first black Pope. After all, we have already had a woman Pope."
It is indeed rumoured that a newly elected Pope had to sit on a chair with a hole in it so that a Vatican official could look underneath and make sure that all the bits were there! I don't know if this is still done :shock: Does anyone out there know?
Will

not being funny....... confused

but nooooooooooooo way am i offering to feel a pair of 80 year old balls that have never ejaculated... if you squoze them too tight can you imagine the force of the explosion????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

3 Apr 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
I thought everyone knew about Pope Joan! Indeed, Sappho and I were only discussing this legend this morning. As we remarked "I wonder if we are about to see the first black Pope. After all, we have already had a woman Pope."
It is indeed rumoured that a newly elected Pope had to sit on a chair with a hole in it so that a Vatican official could look underneath and make sure that all the bits were there! I don't know if this is still done :shock: Does anyone out there know?
Will

not being funny....... confused

but nooooooooooooo way am i offering to feel a pair of 80 year old balls that have never ejaculated... if you squoze them too tight can you imagine the force of the explosion????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:shock: :shock: I knew they had to be celibate (mind you, some of the medieval popes were very far from that - see Alexander VI 'the Borgia Pope' :shock smile

but not even allowed to masturbate? That's inhuman! :shock: The poor guys!!
Will - glad I am an Anglican!! :shock:

3 Apr 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
I thought everyone knew about Pope Joan! Indeed, Sappho and I were only discussing this legend this morning. As we remarked "I wonder if we are about to see the first black Pope. After all, we have already had a woman Pope."
It is indeed rumoured that a newly elected Pope had to sit on a chair with a hole in it so that a Vatican official could look underneath and make sure that all the bits were there! I don't know if this is still done :shock: Does anyone out there know?
Will

not being funny....... confused

but nooooooooooooo way am i offering to feel a pair of 80 year old balls that have never ejaculated... if you squoze them too tight can you imagine the force of the explosion????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
ROTFLMAO

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3 Apr 2005

As a formal Catholic (baptised and all that), and at the risk of bringing much disappointment I feel compelled to point out the non-existence of Pope Joan:

What's worse, although the chairs with holes did exist, they were definitely not used in that way - sorry Eagerslut, the sentence "Habet duos testiculos et bene pendantes !" (he has two testicles and well-hanging !) has never been pronounced about any pope ;)
Pope Joan is just one of those pseudo-religious legends that flourished in the Middle Ages. We southern Europeans were pretty good at making things up ;)
Thomas x

3 Apr 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
I thought everyone knew about Pope Joan! Indeed, Sappho and I were only discussing this legend this morning. As we remarked "I wonder if we are about to see the first black Pope. After all, we have already had a woman Pope."
It is indeed rumoured that a newly elected Pope had to sit on a chair with a hole in it so that a Vatican official could look underneath and make sure that all the bits were there! I don't know if this is still done :shock: Does anyone out there know?
Will

not being funny....... confused

but nooooooooooooo way am i offering to feel a pair of 80 year old balls that have never ejaculated... if you squoze them too tight can you imagine the force of the explosion????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
OMG - my chest hurts from laughing ya bugger!!!!
Kitty xx

3 Apr 2005

Yeah! Wikipedia mentions Emmanuel Roidis, the Greek writer! Yeah, yeah, yeah biggrin

3 Apr 2005

I know his death has upset quite a few people and I guess its a shame the old guy died.
However, he could have done alot to improve life in the third world by promoting the use of condoms. Fewer children born in to poverty and reduction in the spread of aids.
Not trying to offend Roman Catholics just a personal point of view.

3 Apr 2005

I have the answer.......lets have Pope Idol!
We get watch them in action in the Vatican and then theres a public vote each week till were left with just one! And the common man/woman actually gets a choice about who will be their 'god on earth'.
I'm contacting the BBC now to suggest it, watch this space and get ready to vote!

3 Apr 2005

I shall watch for the white smoke coming form the BBC TV Centre !! confused

:? :?

4 Apr 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
Does this mean they can use condoms now????

catholic swingers are not allowed to use condoms!!!! :shock:
how can you suggest such an immoral thing??????? evil

WBB wanders off disgusted
Apparently, at the last Eurovision Song Contest, the Irish entry 'I Can't Get No Contraception' was pulled out after The Pope advised them to withdraw at the last minute.

4 Apr 2005

Quote by mistress_sassy
I have the answer.......lets have Pope Idol!
We get watch them in action in the Vatican and then theres a public vote each week till were left with just one! And the common man/woman actually gets a choice about who will be their 'god on earth'.
I'm contacting the BBC now to suggest it, watch this space and get ready to vote!

Great idea Sassy!!! ........... can we Cliff Richard as the on-screen Judge (Simon Cowell type person but without the trousers and the balls)
btw. what does a Christmas Tree and The Pope have in common?
They both have balls for decoration only!

4 Apr 2005

Quote by willxx69
Will - glad I am an Anglican!! :shock:

Is there any correlation between mastubation and fishing ???

4 Apr 2005

Quote by Wishmaster
Will - glad I am an Anglican!! :shock:

Is there any correlation between mastubation and fishing ???
Had to read that twice then ....no it definitely says FISHING bolt

4 Apr 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
I know his death has upset quite a few people and I guess its a shame the old guy died.
However, he could have done alot to improve life in the third world by promoting the use of condoms. Fewer children born in to poverty and reduction in the spread of aids.
Not trying to offend Roman Catholics just a personal point of view.

I agree on all points above. He was clearly a special man who has touched so many lives, & I would not wish to upset any Catholics with my views.
However, every time it is said that there are over a billion Catholics in the world, I can't help thinking that there would be a lot fewer if the Pope had not been so entrenched in his views against birth control.
But far worse than that, are the lies put about by the Vatican, as described in the story that came to light in 2003:

The Vatican actively promotes the view that use of condoms is ineffective for birth control, & that condoms encourage the spread of AIDS. The arguments used to back this up are based on bogus science, & I find that to be utterly inexcusable.
In the US, senior executives from tobacco companies were successfully prosecuted for perjury when they claimed that tobacco does not cause cancer. What the Vatican says about the use of condoms is just as bad, in my view.