Ive been thinking about this for a while now,and i think a lot of people mime along to the radio either at home or in the do you ever change the lyrics,either to something rude or :-
1)pearls a minger by elkie brooks
2)a car full of p...`s on the A5(a brim full of asher)
Theres a few more that are evading recall at the moment but im sure you lot must have some very amusing and rude ones stored away in your minds.
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Nice thread tongue 
What about:
Stranglers - Golden brown - Gordon Brown
Pavarotti - Nessun dorma - Nest int' dorma (one for us yorkshire folk)
Jackie Wilson - Reet Petite - alreet' Petite (another one for us yorkies)
To the tune of wuthering Heights - Kate Bush
Out on the wild and windy moors
We'd roll and fall in Brie.
You had distemper
Like my jellied eels,
Too hard, too greasy.
How could you leave me
When I kneed a tomb?
Possess you? I hate a Jew.
I loved you too.
Bad jeans in the night.
A cold pea, I was going to lose the fight.
Leaping high with my
Withering, withering, withering tights
To the tune of Yesterday - Beatles
Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be.
There's a deadline hanging over me.
The system crashed so suddenly.
I pushed something wrong,
What it was, I could not say.
Now my data's gone
And I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.
To the tune of Lady in red - Chris De Burgh
I'd never seen you looking as ugly as you did tonight
In a pair of dark brown tights.
Eugh!
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to leave.
As you wiped your nose on your sleeve
I began to grieve.
And I'd never seen the spots you're bearing,
Or the way that all your pimples catch the light.
Wish I was blind.
The lady in red
Is dancing with me.
Oh, what glee!
There's nobody here;
They all ran away.
They must've seen your face.
And I can't recall
How pissed I was that night.
I always will regret
That sixteenth Diamond White.
I never realised your face looked quite like it does -
Like the back end of a bus.
You look apalling.
When your nose you blew, some people in China heard too.
And when you turned to me and smiled
Your breath blew me away.
And I can't control this feeling;
A strange, powerful urge to run away
To Paraguay.
The lady in red
Is dancing with me.
Oh, what glee!
There's nobody here;
They all ran away.
They must've seen your face.
And I hardly know
Just how to be polite.
But I'll always regret
That the pub had bad light.
I'm trying to forget
The way you look tonight.
My lady in red.
Kinky Lizard :D
By the way.....did you receive the gif I sent you tongue old chap?
What about:
Stranglers - Golden brown - Gordon Brown
Pavarotti - Nessun dorma - Nest int' dorma (one for us yorkshire folk)
Jackie Wilson - Reet Petite - alreet' Petite (another one for us yorkies)
To the tune of wuthering Heights - Kate Bush
Out on the wild and windy moors
We'd roll and fall in Brie.
You had distemper
Like my jellied eels,
Too hard, too greasy.
How could you leave me
When I kneed a tomb?
Possess you? I hate a Jew.
I loved you too.
Bad jeans in the night.
A cold pea, I was going to lose the fight.
Leaping high with my
Withering, withering, withering tights
To the tune of Yesterday - Beatles
Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be.
There's a deadline hanging over me.
The system crashed so suddenly.
I pushed something wrong,
What it was, I could not say.
Now my data's gone
And I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.
To the tune of Lady in red - Chris De Burgh
I'd never seen you looking as ugly as you did tonight
In a pair of dark brown tights.
Eugh!
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to leave.
As you wiped your nose on your sleeve
I began to grieve.
And I'd never seen the spots you're bearing,
Or the way that all your pimples catch the light.
Wish I was blind.
The lady in red
Is dancing with me.
Oh, what glee!
There's nobody here;
They all ran away.
They must've seen your face.
And I can't recall
How pissed I was that night.
I always will regret
That sixteenth Diamond White.
I never realised your face looked quite like it does -
Like the back end of a bus.
You look apalling.
When your nose you blew, some people in China heard too.
And when you turned to me and smiled
Your breath blew me away.
And I can't control this feeling;
A strange, powerful urge to run away
To Paraguay.
The lady in red
Is dancing with me.
Oh, what glee!
There's nobody here;
They all ran away.
They must've seen your face.
And I hardly know
Just how to be polite.
But I'll always regret
That the pub had bad light.
I'm trying to forget
The way you look tonight.
My lady in red.
Kinky Lizard :D
By the way.....did you receive the gif I sent you tongue old chap?
Oh My God Kinky Lizard, you absolutely crease me up!!!!! And Lady in Red is one of my favourite songs.....I've got a few more suggestions of songs you could play around with....how 'bout 'Mandy' or 'Summer Nights' or 'I think I'd better leave right now' (Will Young).....
Thanks for making me giggle.....
Thanks for making me giggle.....
Sex God
Something like this?
The lady in bed
Is waiting for me
Not to sleep
There's nobody near
But we'd like to see
At least a dozen more
Then I'd hardly know
Which beauty by my side
Is touching me there
In bed with you tonight.
Summertime and the Doggin gets easy
Summertime and the swingin is great.
:)
On a day like to-day we passed the time away
Throwing French Letters in the sand.
:)
Shagin in the mornin,
Shagin in the evenin,
Shagin at supper time.
Be my favourit swinger,
And Shag me all the time.
Not popular songs, maybe, but had them for years lol
Fred (the other one)
Sex God
Quote by Kinky Lizard
To the tune of Lady in red - Chris De Burgh
The lady in red
Is dancing with me.
Oh, what glee!
There's nobody here;
They all ran away.
They must've seen your face.
And I can't recall
How pissed I was that night.
I always will regret
That sixteenth Diamond White.
was gonna reply to this thread earlier... but was busy packing my red dress up for oxfam to collect!
:cry:
Sex God
Quote by Kinky Lizard
was gonna reply to this thread earlier... but was busy packing my red dress up for oxfam to collect!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Chuckle Chuckle
Kinky Lizard
am glad u are laughing.. i am distraught!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cry:
Sex God
indeed i do!!!!!!!
she is the one who is playing with your handome brother!!!!!!!
mwah
xxxxxx
she is the one who is playing with your handome brother!!!!!!!
mwah
xxxxxx
Sex God
this was emailed to me a while ago........
You have to sing this to the tune of 'I will Survive'
At first I was afraid,
I was petrified.
By the ugly wanker that was lying by my side.
I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head,
If I'd known for just one second I'd be in your crusty bed...
I tried to go, walk out the door.
But I laughed so hard at your small knob that I've fallen on the floor.
Your butts a pimply mess, it's just a broken-out disgrace,
But I'd rather look at that, than at your fucken ugly face..!
I want to go, I've got to leave.
Your talk of chicks and football really makes me want to heave.
only know I've got to stop my drinking spirits and the beer
Coz when I looked at you last night, you looked just like that Richard
Gere!
I can't believe, that we both shagged.
You should be wearing concrete shoes or simply bound and gagged.
I'm fucking off right now, I'm jumping on the flippin' train and I'm not
stopping till I'm home and washed your greeblies down the drain.
Please let me go, I feel quite sick,
We had the worst sex in the world and you're an ugly prick
I should have shagged your gorgeous mate, at least he's got a lovely
flat
But no, I go and trust the booze and now I'm stuck with you, you twat.
It's time to go, run out the door.
You look so ugly it should really be against the law.
I'm going to give up all the booze, I'm going to have no stupid fun
Coz waking up beside your mug, just makes me want to be a nun!
You have to sing this to the tune of 'I will Survive'
At first I was afraid,
I was petrified.
By the ugly wanker that was lying by my side.
I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head,
If I'd known for just one second I'd be in your crusty bed...
I tried to go, walk out the door.
But I laughed so hard at your small knob that I've fallen on the floor.
Your butts a pimply mess, it's just a broken-out disgrace,
But I'd rather look at that, than at your fucken ugly face..!
I want to go, I've got to leave.
Your talk of chicks and football really makes me want to heave.
only know I've got to stop my drinking spirits and the beer
Coz when I looked at you last night, you looked just like that Richard
Gere!
I can't believe, that we both shagged.
You should be wearing concrete shoes or simply bound and gagged.
I'm fucking off right now, I'm jumping on the flippin' train and I'm not
stopping till I'm home and washed your greeblies down the drain.
Please let me go, I feel quite sick,
We had the worst sex in the world and you're an ugly prick
I should have shagged your gorgeous mate, at least he's got a lovely
flat
But no, I go and trust the booze and now I'm stuck with you, you twat.
It's time to go, run out the door.
You look so ugly it should really be against the law.
I'm going to give up all the booze, I'm going to have no stupid fun
Coz waking up beside your mug, just makes me want to be a nun!
Sex God
oooops!!!!!!
i had better point out that my "song" above was in no way related to the banter between myself and kinky lizard on this thread!!!!!!!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sex God
<<sits waiting for the royalties to pour in!!!
Sex God
hehehhehehehehe I like that one well-busty-babe
Sex God
Quote by Vicky_uk
hehehhehehehehe I like that one well-busty-babe
at last !!!!!!!!!!
pmsl
i feel better now lol
mwah xxx
Sex God
Heard one this morning on the radio that made me laugh, Meatloaf,
"I'm gonna hit the highway like a bat out of hell,
I'm a Cilla Black fan on a bike"
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
andwhen she first released it I thought Christina Aguilera was saying near the end of her song "I'm a genie in a bottle baby, come.. come... come on in, MEOW" when she actually says "come.. come.. come and let me out"
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"I'm gonna hit the highway like a bat out of hell,
I'm a Cilla Black fan on a bike"
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: andwhen she first released it I thought Christina Aguilera was saying near the end of her song "I'm a genie in a bottle baby, come.. come... come on in, MEOW" when she actually says "come.. come.. come and let me out"
ops: :oops: 