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Well girls I made a discovery and an half on Saturday. :shock:
For years I thought Readers wives, personal pics etc. came under the category of porn, but nooooo. :doh:
All along there has been an ulterior motive :shock: the conversation that opened my eyes was as follows:
Scene: Tim, Jas and, an as yet unnamed male member of SH, (I'll spare your blushes redface ) are sitting in the pub.
Jas sips her Gin and pink grapefruit and starts a conversation regarding nice pics that have been received from members of the site.
Me - you know, that pic where she is on the chair naked
Tim - umm I think so
SH Member - Is it the one with the brass light fitting?
Tim - Oh I know which one you mean, with the silver coloured fireplace
SH Member - Yes and the cream walls.
At which point I felt obliged to point out that we were discussing a very attractive picture of a nude lady and not interior design.
Tim - yes but I always look at the decor
SH Member - oh yes, do you remember some of the readers wives pics.
A discussion then followed concerning fireplaces, lamp fittings, carpets and wall paper.
Surreal, and for all this time I thought Tim was a perv hoarding 500 plus old mags, when all the time he wanted them for interior design ideas. :angel:
Is this usual for men, and have we hit on the answer for all those troubled women who write to agony aunts concerning their boyfriends/husbands/partners porn collection that upsets them so much.
"Don't worry love, he's just getting ideas for his next DIY project" :giggle:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I am sitting on the fence on this one, and wait to see what everyone else says, I don't want to look a pervert!
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I have to say i have a particular photo of me that i send out, and i have noticed that people comment more on the decor than they do about me! I was flattered at first, people seemed to like my interior design, but it gets a bit tedious after awhile when that is all they are interested in. I thought about taking a photo of the room and sending that, i'm sure it would be much more appreciated. :shock:
Euphemisms, Karrie. They think you're gorgeous, but they're too shy to say it directly. "Nice legs on that table" is obviously a compliment about your legs. Attractive pictures on the wall are your eyes. "Lovely knockers" is... yes, well. And when they mention that crack in the wall that really needs to be filled, they're just commenting on how nice your hair is looking today (why, what did you think that one meant?)
Hands up! I have to admit my partner and I always check out the decor - especially duvet covers, and floor coverings, and peeling wall paper and...................... redface
I'll get my cloak.
I'm quite happy to admit that I enjoy both porn and Lawrence L-B when he's on Changing Rooms (though you'd never know by the state of my house :shock: ), but not at the same time confused
I thought everybody checked the background of pics. Surprising how many 'single men' you can catch out with the pictures of the wife and child or the smellies on the bedside table. Even yesterday I commented in the chatroom that a guy looked like he needed to spend more time tidying rather than chatting online rotflmao As for some of the wallpapers yuk!
Dawn :silly:
I have started to take landscaping tips from Blue's WWW smile wink :)
Gman
One of Blue's pics also reminded me the state that mirrors can get into if they're not polished very often !
Carpathian
lol :lol: :lol:
Oh yeah, those mirrors just won't come clean :lol: I forget that most of you have seen almost every room in my house via my www, you see I'm not very good with dusters and paint-brushes :shock: You've also seen every secluded spot in Lancs that I know - OMG, you guys know so much about me redface wink
My favourite example of this was a photoshoot in Fiesta that had a copy of Direction Reaction Creation (The Jam 5 disc boxset) in the background. I imagined the photographer pogoing around to The Eton Rifles while saying to the girl "No... just pull them apart a bit more... yep, that's it."
I always check out the decor too. It does tell you an awfullot about someone.
But Blue, we've seen what you are good at. That's much more important.
In which case
I'm sooooo glad we're decorating - I blush when I think what people have said about our decor redface surprisedops:
It's opened my eyes anyway :shock: I just normally look at the body/face parts :twisted:
lol :lol: :lol:
I'll be paranoid now, I'll have to clean my house before taking pics in future! I've never noticed decor in pics before, but I'll have to go and examine my porn stash now, just to brush up on what I missed the first time I looked at it :twisted: wink
Blue said
I'll be paranoid now, I'll have to clean my house before taking pics in future!

I've just had a terrible thought evil :evil:
What if it's just a plot to make us do more housework Blue!!!!!! :crazy:
If it is it won't work, I'll just hire a cleaner :mrgreen:
...Or better still, I'll get my maid to do the cleaning and take pics at the same time :grin:
Jas the last pics I looked at of you I couldn't see the wallpaper for the bubbles :giggle:
Dawn :silly:
Thank God for that Dawn kiss
:shock: OK - My name is Kat and I am a pervert, I never notice what is in the background of pictures!
And at this point perhaps I should mention that we have not long moved in here, and the only room we have not decorated is our bedroom, and yes, we WILL be getting rid of those bloody horrible doors! redface
lhk
Kat
I find myself strangely drawn to checking out plug sockets!!
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I find myself strangely drawn to checking out plug sockets!!
Now surely I'm not the only one??? (Someone please tell me I'm not. Even if I am tell me I'm not so I feel better. In fact don't because I will think you have said I'm not just to make me feel better and then I won't know if I am or I'm not!!! OMG Why did I start this??) (Must stop putting things in brackets, it only confuses me!!)
Anyway what I think I mean is that by looking at the plug sockets you can tell which part of the world they are from. Light switches can reveal a lot too!!!!
Fetches his coat and walks off muttering that it all made sense when it was in my head.........Just knew I shouldn't have written it down.........
Sgt Bilko

Sarge;
Now you have revealed this 'addiction'. People will now install false plug sockets and light switches just to confuse you.
Paul
Thank God, it's not just me then :happy: :smug: :happy:
Perhaps we should send in a proposal for a new TV series - "Changing Dungeons", something along those lines? Presented, perhaps, by the feisty Celticity of Jags and the lacy ruff-wearing foppishness of Willxx. Who wants to be Randy Andy?
lol :lol: OK, I am converted. I just spotted an advert, Jags would love it, lovely big cock shot all proud and tall and clearly irrisistable to any woman, or man for that matter - and in the background, a bloody great laundry basket overflowing with dirty clothes!
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lhk
Kat
OH NO!!! Not laundry... damn it.
Aren't some men so souless and clueless... do they deserve us???
x xx
Quote by Jags
Aren't some men so souless and clueless... do they deserve us???
x xx

Jags, No man deserves you !!!!!
Quote by Sgt Bilko

Aren't some men so souless and clueless... do they deserve us???
x xx

Jags, No man deserves you !!!!!
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I have to say i have a particular photo of me that i send out, and i have noticed that people comment more on the decor than they do about me! I was flattered at first, people seemed to like my interior design, but it gets a bit tedious after awhile when that is all they are interested in. I thought about taking a photo of the room and sending that, i'm sure it would be much more appreciated. :shock:

Wonders if Karrie would send me the interior decorating photo of herself to piercing_ wink
lol
I've got to say, I always check out the background in a pic :shock:
More so if the pic is in a professional magazine, I must be one of the few guys that looks at a pic of a stunning lass and turns his head to the side to see what the titles of the books on the book case are :upset:
The same with sets used in magazines... after a time you realise that the same set is being used in 4 or 5 mags with the only difference being the model in it rolleyes
Backgrounds in someone snap shot can tell you a lot about the person... Im not talking peeling wall paper type stuff cos that says nothing about a person. Its more little things, like perfumes, clothes laying about, ashtray, etc.
wall paper kind of stuff can be very misleading... a couple earning 100K a year may have a house that is un-decorted down to the fact they love to party and feck it a house is just a roof and a bed for when you have to sleep, or its because decorating comes last because a couple is on a low income and kids and family come way up the list... a bit of paint on a wall last.
I have 2 rooms in my house kept tidy, my bed room cos I just have a bed and a wardrobe in it, lol and... ok I take it back.. one room wink
<<< am working on the sittingroom, once i've got shot of HMCE I can file a load of crap, lol.
headboards.
always like a good shot of a nasty headboard. something floral with frilly bits along the top does it for me.
we could start a gallery...
bed head.